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more about #trashtv boxspelunker: [questionablecontent.net] That seemed to be appropriate. Also, I love Penny. more » amowls: Fucking dumb. It's a way to excuse a guy's asshole behavior. "Oh, there's nothing wrong with the way I've been acting, SHE'S just insane!!!" more » logruszed: I'm not stupid, I just don't care about thinking. Also there are a lot of Buffy reruns to watch. more » SarahMC: Isn't that already every sitcom plot? more » Pizza!Pizza!Pizza!: I'm paraphrasing someone else, but when men talk about how crazy their exes are it's always 'She called me late at night! She burst out crying when we... more » clevernamehere: The really annoying thing about this title is that it manages to totally excuse men, while leaving women somewhat to blame. He even says it in the bo... more » polypam: This entire notion that women are crazy when it comes to men is the main reason why I'm often act aloof around men. I mean, I can't be "crazy" if I d... more » anteup: Nothing makes me crazy faster than implying I'm crazy based on my femaleness. more » sympathyforthebasementcat: Women are Crazy, Men are Stupid might as well be the title of 75% of sitcoms, so why not? more » Diziet_Sma: I can imagine the pitch: "Yes, but it's equally insulting to both men and women, therefore = not sexist! Just crazy, fun times!" more » Mireille is German for the Bart, the.: Ho ho ho, I'm laughing already. Let me guess... maybe a guy left alone with the kids will make ice cream for dinner because obviously men only cook ... more » LilyBonesBurana: That sound? That sound you hear--that is reminiscent of mortar and boiling estrogen? It is the sound of every sane woman who studied film, media, scr... more » TheFormerJuneBronson: So ABC is going with the tried-and-true model on this one. Awesome. more » Aesop's Foibles. YES.: Oh, sure. This'll be great. Both men and women will love it, because it encapsulates both so perfectly. *snorts derisively* more » AfroJezeBella: Boobs make men dumb because? I bet the nipples are actually sattelites that send out some hypnotic mind scrambler rays thus when men stare, they lose ... more » Polly Pocket: I am sympathetic to him to the degree that I think he does deeply regret hitting Snookie but my sympathy does not extend to his punishment. Many year... more » NerD: Blattella: I think he needs to fine tune that Mea Culpa. This was a test that he failed. It's a basic test involving violence and alcohol. He will have a grea... more » TheExperience: I hate the drunk excuse. If you hit anyone when you're drunk, there is a good chance you could do it sober too. What a piece of shit. more » Scoithniamh: I would like to bring your attention to this email, which Ferro wrote to Nik Richie of thedirty.com: "Nik, first off I think thedirty.com is the sh*t... more » Ginmar Rienne: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm sure he's sorry----he got caught. He's a buttnugget. If this is what he does in front of the fucking cameras, imagine what a ch... more » -
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Women Are Crazy, Men Are Stupid Book To Be Reborn As Sitcom Pilot
ABC has greenlit a pilot based on a self-help book written by husband-and-wife TV comedy writers. Sample wisdom: "Men don't make men dumb. Boobs make men dumb." Promising! Plus, the last self-help book to be dramatized went so well. [THR] -
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Jersey Shore: Snooki "Sluggo" Apologizes
Brad Ferro, who drunkenly punched Jersey Shore's Snooki in a bar, has apologized via the New York Post, saying he remembers "very little" of that night and that "I was raised to act in a respectful manner to women." More » -
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Capitalism At Its Best: Purchase Your Snooki Punch Souvenir
Jersey Shore's Snooki getting punched in the face has graduated to bonafide cultural phenomenon with tasteless products real and fake. On the bright side, maybe it'll help her fufill her wish of getting her own show. [BWE, DonkeyTs] -
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Today In Jersey Shore: All Snooki, All The Time
"I don't care what a girl says, you still don't put your hands on her," DJ Pauly D tells ET about the infamous punch. Meanwhile, people are asking the cast for beauty tips, and Snooki wants her own show. More » -
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Jersey Shore: Snooki's In A Pickle
On last night's Jersey Shore, Snooki demonstrated her unusual way of eating a pickle, and then made out with everyone in the petri dish that is the Jersey Shore hot tub. (There is not enough chlorine in the world.) More » -
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Jersey Shore Bruiser's Dad Blames Snooki, MTV
The father of the gym teacher who punched Jersey Shore's Snooki in the face has some fighting words of his own. "He doesn't understand how that happened," says Dan Ferro. "She was being very aggressive. That's who she is, apparently." More » -
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MTV To Air Anti-Violence PSA After Next Week's Jersey Shore
The episode of Jersey Shore that includes Snooki getting punched by a man in a bar will air next week, followed by a PSA cautioning, "Violence against women in any form is a crime," reports the Daily News. More » -
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Jersey Shore: There's Nothing Funnier Than A Woman Getting Punched In The Face
MTV's trailer for the rest of Jersey Shore's debut season contains a glimpse of a guy in a bar punching Snookie in the face. It's already becoming an Internet sensation. Why the glee? And should MTV have used the footage?
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LOL Jerks: Jon Gosselin & Hailey Glassman
On last night's Entertainment Tonight, Jon Gosselin chose Hailey Glassman's interview with Mary Hart as his opportunity to "break up" with her. Mary's WTF faces were gold. We present to you our version of the interview: LOL Jerks. More » -
#weightwatchers
More To Love: Puke, Booze & Swimsuits
There was lots of drama on the show previously known as The Fatchelor last night, as Luke went on three "dates." More » -
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More To Love: Coercion, Kisses & Heavy Heartbreak
Last night's premiere of More To Love was even more disturbing than anticipated, not because overweight women were being exploited, but because the star, Luke, is a jackass. More » -
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More To Love Premieres Tonight; Two "Fat" Writers Weigh In
Kate Harding: "[The show] does does little to dispel the myth that fat people's lives are built around dessert and desperation." Marianne Kirby: "It's a one-two punch of acceptance followed by a knockout blow of shame." [Salon, The Daily Beast] -
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Kendra Tells Hugh About The Baby In Her Tummy
Kendra Wilkinson, whoever that is, is pregnant. And her mom is mad. And then she's not. And then Kendra calls Hugh Hefner to tell him the news. Why do we care about this again? More » -
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Local Anchor Calls Karrine "Superhead" Steffans A "Rumpshaker"
Yahoos at a Sacramento station "interviewed" Steffans (who recently dissed Hoda), but were rude. She got defensive; they cut the interview short. Then dude calls her a "rumpshaker." We don't even know whose side we're on. [YouTube] -
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More To Love: Rooting For Plus-Size Singles "Like A Sporting Event"
When we first heard about reality dating show More To Love, we were skeptical. Then Megan auditioned, and we were uneasy. LA Times writer Maria Elena Fernandez visited the set, and her report leaves us with mixed emotions.
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#weightwatchers
Dance Your Ass Off: Poledancing & MILF Face
What is it about Dance Your Ass Off that continues to intrigue, yet repel? Perhaps it's the fact that last night, 33-year-old mom Tara was dressed in a Catholic school costume as she gyrated on a pole to "Promiscuous Girl." More » -
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Charm School-ers Bond Over Shared Pasts Of Sexual Abuse
Last night's Charm School actually did what it purports: Helping women grow beyond their difficult pasts in order to better their lives. During an exercise about fear, one woman revealed that she'd been molested. And she wasn't the only one. More » -
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VH1's Stance On "Retarded" Is Inconsistent
On tonight's episode of Charm School, Ashley insults another girl by calling her a "retarded child." The word "retarded" has long been used colloquially in ways that aren't as closely connected with mental disability, but, in recent years, has been considered so politically incorrect that some networks will bleep it. More » -
#comicrelief
Me-Ouch! Sarah Haskins Gets Catty About TV Cougars
Thank the cat goddess Bast that Sarah Haskins watched the crappy TVLand reality series The Cougar, because we'd never know some dude actually said of another contestant, "He thinks he's so cool because he has a job." More » -
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Ricki Lake Addresses Racial Tension On Charm School
On last night's episode of Charm School, after an explosive evening in which two girls quit, host Ricki Lake sat down with the remaining contestants to address the "elephant in the room." More » -
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Charm School: Racial Tensions Replace Drunk-Stripper Insults
VH1's new season of Charm School premiered last week, this time featuring cast members from Real Chance of Love and Rock of Love Bus. Unfortunately, there is an undeniable racial divide, evident on tonight's episode. More » -
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Crashin' Strip
"...Hill then emotionlessly commands them to strip. Feigning shellshocked disbelief, the girls pause for a second before taking off all their clothes down to their lingerie." And that's not even the worst of it. [Movieline] -
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OhMiGawd, Like, Buh-Bye!
Remember that Gossip Girl spinoff, Valley Girls, where the accessories, hair and makeup are sooo not '80s? Even though a flashback will happen on GG, the show is not happening, say sources. [Perez, Deadline Hollywood] -
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Rock Of Love Bus Reunion: Some Got Pregnant, Others Got Sober
On last night's reunion of Rock of Love Bus, the infamous vagina shots incident wasn't specifically addressed, but the two contestants involved did admit that they got sober after the show…sort of. More » -
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Like, Totally Tubular. Not.
The poster for the Gossip Girl spin-off, Valley Girls, has been leaked. Consensus is: Lame. Does '80s Lily van der Woodsen need bigger hair and way more accessories, or is it just me? [Videogum] -
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Bad Girl Gets "Not Raped"; Roommate Doesn't Believe Her
On the finale of Bad Girls Club, Tiffany's brother inappropriately touched Amber when she was passed out drunk. She told Tiffany it made her uncomfortable. Tiffany reacted violently toward Amber, whom she blamed. More » -
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WTF Moment On Daytime TV
This clip from Judge Hatchett is amazing. A dispute between these exes over miscellaneous property spirals into their descriptive sex lives, which includes, swing clubs, sex with homeless men, and "big ol' breasts." [Street Carnage] -
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Reality Bites
Playboy TV is launching an ad campaign for their many unknown reality shows this April. "A Better Reality Awaits" will highlight hidden gems like "Foursome: Season Three," and "Search For The Perfect Girlfriend." More » -
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ROL Bus: Did You Know That Most Of These Women Are Mothers?
In this clip from last night's episode, two women showering together are attacked by other women in a drunken (obvs) misunderstanding. Earlier in the day, Bret had these kooks working with children. More » -
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Must-She TV
Did you watch the premiere episode of Marie Claire reality show Running In Heels on the Style network Sunday night? If so, you were part of an extremely elite group: Ratings were mighty low. [WWD] -
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ROL: Girls Asked "Not To Be Slutty," Cannot Oblige
On last night's episode, the girls were told to be on good behavior for Bret's concert. Instead, they got wasted, "slutty," and one girl ended up crying on a speed bump in the parking lot. More » -
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Mike and Juliet Tell Women They're Beautiful At Any Size (Except For Jessica Simpson)
Following a brief discussion over whether or not Jessica Simpson is heavy, The Morning Show with Mike and Juliet dealt with the difficult issue of body image and self confidence. More » -
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Bret Michaels Continues To Rock His Own World
Usually, when discussing Rock of Love, we're all about the women, but today let's talk about that other skank: Bret Michaels. He had a lot of choice moments on last night's episode. More » -
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Bad Girls Attempt Same Sex Union; Fail
On last night's episode, the girls went to Vegas, where the two Ambers decided to get married... to each other. Once the Bible-misquoting officiant heard their vows, which involved a double-headed dildo, she walked out. -
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Bad Girls Call New Roommate An Ugly Bitch Before She Walks Through The Door
On last night's episode of Bad Girls Club, a new roommate arrived. The girls decided she was an ugly bitch, locked her out of the house and refused to let her in. -
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Bad Girls Club: Toothy Blow Jobs, Puking In Limos
On last night's episode, Amber gave a BJ to a guy in a bar. He complained that it was "toothy." Meanwhile, the other Amber went out to their limo and ralphed. More » -
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Mocking Bret Michaels' "Hair" Neither Turns Him On Nor Rocks His World
On last night's episode of Rock of Love Bus, one girl committed a serious infraction: She made fun of Bret Michaels' hair (or lack thereof). More » -
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Racial Tension Plagues Rock Of Love Bus
On last night's episode of Rock of Love Bus, an accusation was made that contestant Natasha was being given special treatment "because she's black!" More » -
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Bad Girls Club: Wardrobe Malfunction, Lack Of Underwear Leads To Public Nudity
On last night's episode, Kayla — who previously got naked in public on purpose — got naked by accident when her tube dress fell apart at the seams at a club. More » -
#beforerealitytv
Gay Nor Good But Great
Funny lady Julie Klausner has directed our attention to Mitzi Gaynor, a woman of average talents and fab outfits which naturally translates to variety show super-stardom. This was the trash TV of the '70s!
