Growing Up, Everyone Did Dirty Things With Their Barbies

We're going through a bit of a Barbie phase right now. We built a Barbie electric chair following some instructions online. Our first attempt bombed, but we tried it again today and filmed it. Video to come! But actually, we were mostly sexual, not violent, with our Barbies when we were younger, and we were happy to see that we weren't the only pre-teen perverts. After we posted the amazing Barbie porno video yesterday evening , we read through the comments and laughed our asses off at what other women have done:

Oh my god. My best friend and I did this with Tiny Tears dolls when we were ten years old, in my upstairs hallway, "hiding" under towels as we watched. I don't care if that's TMI, she grew up to be a lesbian and I grew up to be every other kind of sexual deviance [sic].

I played Playboy Bunny Barbie/Stripper Barbie/Gotta-Get-Paid-For-Sex-to-Pay-The-Rent-Barbie. I envy her though. I'd love to get regularly shagged in a Dream House with my closet full of clothes and shoes with my Ferrari parked outside.

My Barbie and Ken were never so romantic. They were more circus show, do the splits kind of sexers.

Earlier: Barbie And Ken: Amateur Porn Stars
Our "Barbie Electric Chair" Is A Bust; We Interview The Inventor

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