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close encounters
When The Nice Guy Down The Street Makes You Uncomfortable
"Real" harassment against women is, of course, awful, unwanted, and, for some, traumatic. But for a woman, every day can present a hundred smaller, less obvious violations to her comfort zone that keep her on guard.
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Wailin' Palin
Sarah Palin Speaks; Smacks Around Katie, Tina & Keith
Call the wahmbulence! In a new interview with noted douchebag John Ziegler, Sarah Palin whines about, among other things, Katie Couric ("Katie, you're not the center of everybody's universe"), Keith Olbermann and Tina Fey.
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clips
The Real World: Brooklyn Is Not About Drunk Idiots
The Real World: Brooklyn is a return to form for the series, where young adults from different backgrounds, with varying personal interests and life experiences, live together and learn the concept of tolerance. More » -
keeping up appearances
Can Michelle Obama "Save" American Fashion?
The most interesting thing about the fashion stories revolving around Michelle Obama is how they're not really about fashion.
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the good, the bad, & the ugly
The Stars Chose Poorly At The People's Choice Awards
The People's Choice Awards are like the Zagat of awards shows: you don't really trust "the people," but you're willing to see what "they" "have" to "say." Apparently the stars agree: their duds were awful.
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hair apparent
20 Years Of Bret Michaels' Hair
Bret Michaels puts more effort into covering up his scalp than most Rock of Love contestants do with their breasts or crotches. What's a goin' on under that bandanna?
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midweek madness
This Week In Tabloids: Thin Jen Writes Poetry For John; SJP's Moving Out
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which we learn that Jennifer Aniston is a poet who rhymes "luck" with "truck."
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etiquette lessons
Hello, My Name Is Awkward, And I Cannot Return Your Compliment
I sometimes feel like a ridiculous person for having reached adulthood without mastering seemingly basic conversational skills. Small talk? I suck. Banter? A high-wire act, as far as I'm concerned.
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charm school
What Really Happened At The Charm School Reunion
Of all the drunken, cheap-weaved, garish-breasted, skanky behavior among the women in the Charm School cast, Sharon Osbourne is perhaps the most disgusting of the bunch. More » -
maghag
Vogue China: Different, But The Same
Even though my winter vacation in Thailand and Hong Kong was my first time in Asia, I saw plenty of familiar sights. For instance: Naomi Campbell on the cover of Vogue China.
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in fashion
Fashion Writers: "Fat" People Lazy, Shiftless, Poorly Dressed
Newsweek’s Sameer Reddy is railing against elasticized waistbands, chubbiness, Velcro, Juicy Couture, jean shorts, and the value of comfort in dressing. Does he hate puppies, too?
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clips
Today Show Tries To Respect Obama Girls' Privacy; Fails
It's the Obama girls' first day at school, and Today decided against filming outside of the school, "in order to give them privacy." But! Footage of the girls being driven to school? -
american titocracy
Fox News Host Screens Next Generation Of Miss Americas
Last night saw the series premiere of TLC's Miss America: Countdown to the Crown, an effort to both attract the much-desired younger female demo and create interest in the beleaguered beauty pageant. -
lynndie england
Lynndie England: Life After Abu Ghraib
In what is perhaps one of the strangest interviews of all time, the Guardian's Emma Brockes heads to Fort Ashby, West Virginia, to interview Lynndie England, the woman accused of abusing prisoners at Abu Ghraib.
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Critical Distance
New York Times Bets Against Anna Wintour, American Vogue
Times fashion critic Cathy Horyn is famous for her willingness to dose the industry with healthy perspective. So how delicious is Horyn’s savaging of Vogue as “stale and predictable”? And that’s just a warm up!
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crappy hour
The Biggest (And Last) Crap Of All, In Which Everyone Brings It
Yeah, it's the last one for the forseeable future, so we've got your Bristol Palin baby update, Peggy Noonan, Barack Obama, C-sections, purple drank, Detroit, and 6 of your favorite Crappy Hourists all together.
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reader roundups
2008: The Year Of The Commenter
2008 was a wacky year, filled with ups and downs and all sorts of changes. Yet one thing remained the same: our commenters consistently showed up every morning with something hilarious or thoughtful to say.
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the year that was
Top 10 Of 2008: Carrie Bradshaw, Cute Animals, & Creeps
It's that time: The Jezebel Top 10 of 2008 list. Inside: Celebs, Photoshop, Obama, Real Housewives, dating, Sex and the City, fashion, breastfeeding, and animals. Sounds good to us! The full list, after the jump.
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midweek madness
This Week In Tabloids: Lots Of Baby Drama & Weight Loss Tips From Obama
Welcome to the final Midweek Madness of the year, in which the tabloids inform us that we're all overweight Americans.
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maghag
Great Meisel Moments Of The Year, Courtesy Of Italian Vogue
Italian Vogue had two outstanding issues this year. First, in July, came the amazing all-black issue.
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hells belles
Ball-Grabbers & "Pickpocket Terrorists:" Tough Old Broads Of 2008
Recent news: An 88-year-old woman in Portland, Oregon scared off a naked male intruder on Tuesday by giving his privates the squeeze. Let's take a look back at the other tough-as-balls older women of 2008.
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what to expect when you're expecting to abort
A Girl's Guide To Treating Symptoms Of Unwanted Pregnancies
Early symptoms of pregnancy — nausea, cramps, tender boobs, mood swings — are a drag. All-natural home remedies that are safe for an embryo are pretty much useless. Especially when you've scheduled an abortion.
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crap column from a dude
Dennis Prager Still Thinks Women Should Just Give It Up Already
Dennis Prager who, unlike with most of his exes, left us panting for more after his first column on how women should just give it up*, actually kept his promise and brought us some more.
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vanity/sizing
Tit-For-Tat: Confessions Of A Re-Sized Bra Shopper
It really feels like 2008 was the year of "You're Wearing The Wrong Bra Size." But is it all just a bunch of B.S. or do we too easily accept bra sizes as set in stone?
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badvertising
Brinks: Home Security For Modern Day Damsels In Distress
Have you ever been home alone without a husband to protect you, when you spot a burglar with a crowbar outside your window? According to the ads for Brinks Home Security, it's a common occurrence.
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modelslips
"Not Rape Epidemic": The Modeling Industry Is Anything But Immune
The modeling industry sets up camp at the crossroads of youth & beauty and age & wealth — and moreover, it's an arena where those qualities cleave to the most predictable gender and power divide.
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hells bells
Is It Tacky To Wear A Wedding Gown I Got To Marry A Different Man?
I'll readily admit to being the world's worst most inept, overwhelmed, procrastinating bride. But! The one thing that's taken care of is my dress. I'll just wear the one I got for my first engagement.
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the city
How An Unemployed Socialite Became Whitney Port's "Work" Friend
On last night's premiere of The City, America was introduced to former-Socialite Rank punching bag Olivia Palermo. Whitney's mentor Kelly Cutrone was shocked that she even has a fake job. -
the good, the bad & the ugly
The Worst Outfits Of 2008
First, there were the Best. Now, we've got the Worst! The feathers, the glitz, the feed sacks... cringe and reminisce with us, after the j ump.
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don't make me over
New Year's Styleutions: Who We'd Make Over In 2009
Not that they asked for our advice, but following the New York Times' example, we've decided to list those celebrities we'd most like to see made over in '09.












































