Jezebel
- We admitted to wasting our money on rampant Von Douchebaggery.
- Jennifer invested her booty in a pole dancing class.
- She should have taken lessons from nascent skank, 9-year-old Kylie Kardashian.
- We questioned Oprah's involvement with alleged puree plagiarist Jessica Seinfeld.
- We thought that Page Six should rescind its stock in Richard Johnson's salary after his unrepentant misogyny.
- Moe took one for the team by sacrificing her anus for Alli.
- Anna encouraged you to spend your cash on a dude ranch vacay to rope in a cowboy.
- And Jezebel made an investment in me.
