Jezebel
- Cosmo EIC Kate White taught us about fudge but appeared uncomfortable with discussions about fudge-packing.
- Maybe that's why her cover lines are so tired. She needs a dose of sexual fucking instead of old fashioned erotic sex.
- Forget fucking. We wanna see Christina Aguilera play Samantha from Sex and the City over and over again.
- It's a sight more entertaining than that crappy SATC trailer.
- Or Candace Bushnell's annoyingly needy column.
- And anyway, we need some trannie humor after that Modern Love made us hate ourselves.
- Let's just watch Fat Camp and be grateful that we still have our hair bows.
