• This week we learned about poor 13-year-old Megan Meier, who committed suicide after being harassed on myspace by pretty much the worst people on the planet masquerading as parents and members of a civilized society.
  
• Also, some other misguided teenagers posted pro-ana messages on Teen Vogue's website.
  
• You know who else is proud of themselves for not eating? Models! Shocker!
  
• Earlier, Kanye West's Kanye West's mom died and it made us all want to sob like little, tired children.
  
• Then an ass-faced rapist won Big Brother: Africa and it made us stabby.
  
• But look on the bright side! We'll always have adorable Project Runway hippie Elisa and her pooing fabric.
  
• And the comment that covers pretty much all the bases we missed award goes to some brand-new person named Durgalicious. Welcome! And get procrastinating!
  
• [Obligatory invitation to turn to binge drinking]

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