In Wednesday's Midweek Madness, we relayed the Star item about Whitney Port is getting kicked off of The Hills. A source says Whit doesn't know it yet, but they've already started shooting scenes with her replacement. What we left out is the alleged scab's name: Jenna Goldsmith. According to her Teen Vogue blog, Jenna (USC, class of '09) loves a little black dress, skinny jeans, leggings and leather jackets. (And the Hills supposedly canned Whitney for being too vanilla?? This girl sounds like straight up beige.)
After a little sleuthing, we also found out that Jenna is a graduate of Los Angeles's exclusive Buckley School, where
she was a member of the Cheer Club and something called the "Red Army" which was supposedly about school spirit but sounds like a Communist front. So there you have it. Jenna Goldsmith, possible drug-addled Pinko, probably just as boring as Whitney but not as blonde.
Jenna's Intern Blog [Teen Vogue]












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But can she convey 20 different emotions with just a look? Can she incorporate texting speech into everyday conversations? I say NO. It's just like when they tried to replace Becky on Roseanne, she will be a cheap imitation.
Give me the good old days when I was an unknown intern at ELLE and no one bothered to film me cleaning the closet and making long distance calls!
Ok I just read her Intern blog. She like's "chucky" belts and doesn't like heels but will wear nice "fats."
Retard.
No! They're removing Whitney--the only redeemable (well sorta) cast member on that god-forsaken show.
OMG WTF? What's next? Booting Lo???
No Lo. No Me.
BUT will she be able to walk the runway in an emergency 911 situation as fierce as Whitney did??
@Mollyboo: Haven't you heard? Leaving off letters at random is the new black.
I wonder if this is the famous movie score composer Jerry Goldsmith's kin...Conde is infamous for hiring celeb spawn for intern and other roles.
Who else thinks she looks like Suze Yalof-Schwartz? Never-you-mind how I know who that is. Just answer the question.
aww i like whitney. maybe she wanted off the show? i think i read something (probably here) that they wanted her to move in with Lauren but she didn't want that much intrusion on her life.
@BAngieB: so true. So, so true. Whitney is gold. There are so many possible plotlines they aren't incorporating -- why not create some drama around whitney now being lc's boss? make a guy play them both? make whitney go on a date with a lady?
I'm waiting for them to through a spoiled black girl in the mix. Too white. Too beige. Damnit! What about the black folks? Take one of those bitches from Baldwin Hills.
Go Red Army! Drinksoaked Trotskyite© Revolution!
Or something.
@cannotedit: Ah like Cher's friend in Clueless.
I switched my closet from type of article of clothing to color. I am somewhat happy with it. Anyway, who cares, but the stupid photo reminded me of that.
@aspiringexpatriate: oooh the sassy black best friend. This might actually work; LC needs someone who can be real with her.
But seriously, what if Whitney wanted a more legit career and just decided to leave? I wouldn't put it past the writers to come up with some scandal and create drama.
I'm bummed there's going to be another season.
Also: More USC. USC largely idiots. Gross.
@Mollyboo: Chucky belts would scare me. Those movies were dumb but that little doll was a nightmare.
she thinks american appareal tshirts are a bargain. she's already dead to me.
Oops I meant "Apparel." I need to go home.
i dont like her. unless she has something witty to say about justinbobby or if Lo hates her and makes fun of her the whole time, then its totally worth it.
@katekatekate: What is up with all the American Apparel mentions by Hills cast people. I won't name all the intances (because i'd like to keep some dignity) but, Whitney made a point to say her date was wearing a v-neck from there. I smell product placement, or could that just be Doritos?
usc is like buckley part 2. my college roommate went to buckley...as well as half her graduating class.
yes, i went to usc but i am thankfully nothing like those hills kids.
In Red Army, school cheers you.
I can see it - Whit is way too classy. Now I understand LC's rifling thru Whit's bag and saying contemptuously, "She must go natural" or some such drivel. This new chick, I don't like.
I love whitney!
Bull crap! Whitney's not going anywhere.
As for this little missy...not feeling it.
Thumbs down.
OH NO!! fuck the hills! Lauren and Heidi need to make up and heidi can dump spency pants..
GODD REALITY TELEVISION! Why doesn't Jez talk about Grey's Anatomy ever?
Can this bitch speak in IM language like Whit does? W. T. F.
k, I'm from the UK so don't get what this whole "the Hills" thing is - is it reality tv? about interns?!why so apparently addictive? please someone explain!
uhm its reality crack.
pretty much it's rich kids who pretend to work and party.
it's about being a young working woman (even though it's questionable howmuch they REALLY work) and relationship-ey type things.
@BUTTERCUPJEFFERSON: And no more talkie talkie about Gossip Girl either. :(
@BUTTERCUPJEFFERSON: It IS questionable as to how much they work... I was catching up on episodes tonight and I wondered how Heidi had the time to "work a loooonnngggg" day, probably work out because she's so thin and get her hair that perfect. I'm guessing 6 hours, 3 times a week tops. At least LC keeps it real and goes in with greasy hair and coke voice every now and then.
@gorgeousmistake: It's a "reality show" and the continuation of Laguna Beach on MTV.
Does MTV not realize how much everyone loves Whitney?? She's far and away the best character most episodes, especially since Lo's been MIA for a few weeks.
PLUS this girl is like 19 or 20, which means she can't legally drink, which all the other cast members just took care of by turning 21, which should/could add to the fun of the show. Why would they ruin that?
I'm thinking MTV did this because Whitney wasn't giving them enough dirt to go on. She's pretty dramz-free, staying clear of it all the time, so I think they needed to bring in someone stupider and willing to put themselves out there and in f-ed up situations. Kind of how The Real World has taken to casting only idiot savants.
Boo-urns. I would sad about a Whitney-less S4.
@Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka: Wait! Do we hate GG now? Sigh, I can't keep up with the kids today.
@QueenCanada: Ugh. I would be sad about a Whitney-less S4.
@BUTTERCUPJEFFERSON: I'm with you. I used to like "The Hills" but it's just old now. Boring. Meanwhile, Grey's I LOVE.
R.O.Y.G.B.I.V!!!!!!!
So Jezebel is obsessed with The Hills and how Whitney might be leaving the show. Actually, Jezebel says that Star Magazine says that Whitney's getting kicked off the show for being "too vanilla."
nooooooooooooo, i love whitney. she's so naturally pretty!
mais oui, the MTV producers (who should win some kind of award for their trickery) put out a casting call for a hot, young parisien to be lauren's love interest while they are shooting in paris.
@funnyface: in my opinion, grey's anatomy has not been good since the second season. meh writing, same boring plots, and acting's gone south (katherine heigl's surprised look at the emmys mirrored what everyone was feeling inside) with the exception of chandra wilson who could do no wrong.
network shows to watch if this strike ever ends: the office, 30 rock...i would suggest everybody hates chris but for some reason i can't get back into it
@BAngieB: gimme gimme lo, gimme lo, gimme gimme lo
i say make Lo the fourth girl.
@Jen82: hahaha! she's one of those people who get wasted and lose their voice! my boyfriend is like that I never understood it.
@bess marvin, girl detective: Agreed. This season has been slightly better than season 3, but it still feels like it's a retread of the first two seasons, which goes to show that Shonda Rimes is not a terribly talented writer--I'm really not looking forward to what appears to be a new love triangle for Meredith and Derek. But I continue to watch it because it's my crack TV--30 Rock and The Office are two of my actual favorites on television right now.
Whitney is leaving to be the next "Batchelorette" you heard it here first!
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