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more about #thehills more comments → Scout: i'm late to the party but WORST. THERAPIST. < should I be using " "? EVER. more » Jack_Burton: "Surprise baby!"s always work out. Why would a shrink try to talk anyone out of that? more » hughman: "so what brings you back to therapy?" because therapy is just like getting your roots redone or having your teeth cleaned at those times you wake up i... more » mfnher: Jayde is one of those people where it's impossible to tell her age. How old is she? Why does she look like a 40 year old MILF? It's like Brody is tryi... more » midwesternmom: OK, I am pitching a TV show right now. "I'm Spencer's Sperm Cell's Get Me Out of Him!" We get together the whole cast--Janice, Mrs. Blago, that Baldwi... more » boxspelunker: Argh! I really want to be sterilized. I am finally, after three years, going to get an appointment to try to talk to a surgeon. I've jumped through... more » missheidilynn: 1) I would never date a guy who called me "kiddo" 2) Who wears a leather jacket with no shirt underneath? At least put on v-neck under that shit!!! 3)... more » morninggloria: Spencer Pratt is a svelte Glenn Beck. Justin Bobby is the poor man's Uncle Jesse. If I believed in hell, I think that it would be a lot like that cl... more » o-line: Dang it, JustinBobby. #thehillsvasectomy more » Tchotchke: Jayde scares the bejesus out of me because she reminds me of one of my classmates from high school. Said girl was prone to flying off the handle, star... more » -
#overthehills
The Hills: Fake Is The New Real
The Hills is kinda like The Truman Show. We know that most of the drama is scripted, but the cast seems more convinced of their false reality than the audience does. Last night's episode was an example of this. More » -
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The Hills: Spencer's Vasectomy Appointment
On last night's episode, Speidi continued their fake marital dramz by fighting over if and when they'll have children. Spencer decided to snip the problem in the balls by visiting a urologist for a vasectomy. More » -
#overthehills
The Hills: Everyone's Pretending They're Over JustinBobby
On last night's episode, Kristin and Audrina had a staged confrontation at Heidi's staged birthday party over Kristin's staged relationship with JustinBobby. But the real excitement was the return of Jen Bunny! More » -
#overthehills
The Hills: Only Alcoholics Dance At Parties In Malibu
On last night's episode, Holly Montag danced at another open-bar party, leading everyone to believe she's an out-of-control drunk. Stephanie Pratt stepped in to "call her out on her bullshit" in what was supposed to be an intervention. More » -
#overthehills
Heidi & Spencer Stage Intervention For Holly Montag
On last night's The Hills, Heidi's sister Holly got drunk at an art opening and then did the robot-dance, embarrassing friends and family alike. Heidi and Spencer stepped in to confront Holly about her "problem." More » -
#overthehills
The Hills: What's The Deal With Brody's Mom?
On last night's episode, Brody's girlfriend threw him a surprise birthday party, which his mom Linda attended. She's so Amy Poehler in Mean Girls—these kids keep her young! (As do plastic surgery and lollipops.) More » -
#overthehills
The Hills Casts Child Actor Amid Speidi Baby Drama
On last night's episode of The Hills, Heidi and Spencer met their new "neighbors", an engaged couple who, for some reason, live with their foreign nephew, a little boy who was seemingly cast to help with Spencer's I-don't-want-kids storyline. More » -
#theshitty
The City's New Asshole Is Actually The Hills' Old Asshole
On last night's premiere, Roxy Olin joined the cast to play Whitney's frenemy. Roxy—an actress who had a recurring role on Brothers & Sisters—might look familiar, as she used to play Stephanie Pratt's BFF on The Hills. More » -
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#overthehills
The Hills: Forget Kristin Cavallari — JustinBobby Is "The Bitch"
Now that Kristin has joined the cast of The Hills, things are already changing, like the fact that JustinBobby has lost all his cool cache, and resorts to flirting by asking girls their sign. Oh, and also, Stephanie Pratt's schnozz. More » -
#overthehills
Kristin Cavallari Responds To MTV Branding Her "The Bitch"
Last night, MTV aired a 30-minute preview of the new season of The Hills called The Bitch Is Back, during which cast members were interviewed, including new addition Krisin Cavallari, who spoke about being marketed, literally, as "the bitch." More » -
#overthehills
Stephanie Pratt Has Medical Explanation For Spencer's Personality
Stephanie Pratt was on The Wendy Williams Show today, where she spoke about her current tiff with Heidi, and blamed Spencer's behavior on his ADHD. She could barely concentrate while telling the story... which she blamed on her ADD. -
#expectlamethings
LC Lauren Conrad For Kohl's
LC Lauren Conrad, the latest fashion contribution from the former Hills star, launched today at Kohl's. Compared to her now-defunct "high end" line, the new stuff for Kohl's is just the same shit with a different price tag. More »
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#thejezebelquiz
And Now, The Results Of Our Quiz!
What better way to spend a lazy holiday weekend afternoon than to discover which reality show stereotype you are? There's no better way, I say. The results of our stupid Saturday quiz, after the jump. More » -
#thejezebelquiz
Which Reality Show Stereotype Are You?
Kristin Cavallari's return to The Hills is being celebrated with a campaign declaring that "The Bitch Is Back." But aside from "the bitch," there are several other standard "reality" show characters out there. Which one are you? Let's find out! More » -
#overthehills
The Hills Trailer: Rehab, Girl Fights, & A Lot More JustinBobby
MTV has released an extended trailer for the new season of The Hills, premiering September 29. Kristin pretends to destroy everyone's lives, Heidi pretends to have baby fever, and Spencer really wears a cowboy hat all season. More » -
#newmasters
JustinBobby: The New "Girl With A Pearl Earring"
A Vancouver artist is showing pastel drawings of Hills stars, including this soulful JustinBobby and an appropriately vacuous Audrina. She also does watercolors of characters from Dynasty. [JDBRecords] -
#dirtbag
Winehouse Back In UK; Angie & Brad Moving To NYC?
- Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have been checking out a gorgeous building on the Upper West Side of Manhattan. Will they move the brood to New York? [Rush & Molloy]
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#bookem
The Future Of Literature Lies In Lauren Conrad's Hands
"Her debut novel, L.A. Candy, tops the New York Times best-seller list for the second week since its June 16 release. This begs an oh-so-obvious question: Might the Hills hottie be the next Stephenie Meyer?" [E!] -
#hills316
The Passion Of The Hills: What's Next For Lauren And Speidi
While Lauren Conrad tries to leverage her Hills fame into a "writing" career, Heidi and Spencer have already found their next costar: God.
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#overthehills
Lauren Conrad Finally Admits To How Fake The Hills Is
Lauren Conrad was on The View this morning, and the panelists asked her about Spencer's phoned apology on The Hills. Lauren paused for a moment, then said, "To be perfectly honest, I wasn't on the other end of that call." More » -
#dirtbag
Kristin Makes Bank; Brit Wants To Meet Queen; Susan Boyle Leaves Clinic
- You may want to just give up on life: Kristin Cavallari is getting $63,000 per episode to "play" a "villain" on The Hills. [PopCrunch]
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#snapjudgment
Are You There God? It's Me, The Replacement Blonde
[Los Angeles, May 27. Image via WENN.]
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#overthehills
Spencer Apologizes To Lauren For Sex-Tape Rumor
It wasn't that shocking that, on last night's episode of The Hills, Spencer made a staged phone call to Lauren, but it was surprising that the term "sex tape" was actually spoken, rather than alluded to. More » -
#overthehills
Heidi And Spencer Get Engaged…Again
On last night's The Hills, Heidi's cowboy father visited California and got along swimmingly with Spencer. He gave the two his blessing to get married, so Spencer gave Heidi a ring…for the third time. More » -
#literarylauren
Lauren Conrad's Heart of Darkness: A Peek Inside Her New Novel
In the fine tradition of Nicole Richie, reality star Lauren Conrad has "written" a "novel." More » -
#dirtbag
CNN Punk'd By Ashton Kutcher; Brooke Licked Blood Off Kiefer's Head
- Ashton Kutcher elaborately pranked CNN and Ted Turner:
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#overthehills
The Weirdest, Scripted Hills Scene Ever
There have been lots of weird or unneeded or staged/scripted conversations on The Hills, but the one between Heidi and Stacie the bartender on last night's episode was a combination of all of those things. -
#overthehills
Brody's GF Deals With His Infidelity The Only Way She Knows How
Why have The Hills waited to feature Brody's girlfriend Jayde until the last few episodes? She's (JĂŁger) bottled drama. Last night she relied on her liquid confidence to confront Audrina on sharing Brody's bed. -
#overthehills
The Hills: Bible Study With Spencer And Heidi
Last night on The Hills, Heidi's high school boyfriend—a Footloose-esque bible-thumper who doesn't dance or "fornificate" — visited LA, where he and his new girlfriend tried to influence Spencer with scripture. [Spoiler alert: Epic fail.] -
#overthehills
Stephanie Pratt Sucks At Working
Despite all the phoniness, last night's episode of The Hills was great. Stephanie proved herself to be inept, Heidi and Spencer went to couples therapy, and JustinBobby returned! More » -
#mtvblues
If MTV Really Wants To "Do Good", Why Is Cribs Still On The Air?
MTV, the increasingly irrelevant network that has spent the past 10 years drowning in a sea of vapid blondes, tacky McMansions, and dead-eyed Californian twenty-somethings, is reportedly attempting to "do some good" for a change. More » -
#overthehills
The Hills: Fashion Critiques
The Hills is purportedly synonymous with "fashion," but much like the portrayal of characters' lives on the show, that's not really true. On last night's episode, the fashion commentary was less legitimate than Heidi's wedding. More » -
#dirtbagafterdark
Scarlett Johansson Takes On Tabloids; Phil Spector Found Guilty Of Murder
- Scarlett Johansson blogged about tabloid accusations that she's losing weight in preparation for Iron Man 2. She writes: "If I were to lose 14 pounds, I'd have to part with both arms. And a foot."
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#overthehills
Spencer Gets In A Bar Fight; Lauren & Heidi Cry, Embrace
Same shit, different season: On last night's The Hills, Spencer continued to be an asshole and punched a guy in the face. Heidi crashed Lauren's birthday party, and then sobbed about wanting to be friends. More » -
#dirtbag
Gunfire At Gisele & Tom's Wedding
- Gisele Bundchen married Tom Brady again, this time in Costa Rica. They first got hitched in the U.S. in February. These days you can't be a celebrity and not have two or three ceremonies. [Breitbart, Mirror]
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#dirtbagafterdark
Britney's In Prison; Chelsea Clinton Is Engaged
- Today trial to extend a restraining order against Sam Lutfi, a lawyer testified that he was once hired to free Britney Spears from her father's conservatorship because it's like living "in prison." [Yahoo]
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#dirtbagafterdark
Arrests & Rumors Surround Britney; Madonna's Malawi Adoption In Progress
- Drama surrounds Miss Britney Jean Spears. First of all:
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#viewaskew
Barbara Walters To Spencer Pratt: "What's Wrong With You?"
Today on The View, Babs tried to cut the crap with Spencer and Heidi and asked them what's real, what's fake, and why Heidi's mom doesn't like him. Their answer was murky. -
#dirtbag
John Mayer & Jen Aniston: Not Engaged, Maybe Broken Up
- John Mayer did not, repeat did not buy an engagement ring for Jennifer Aniston. [Us Magazine]
