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more about #suricruise more comments → CurtCole: Oh look, she as tired of hearing about Dianetics as we are! #katieholmes more » district of confusion: 'I know you're tired, but keep up the barbie toe.' #katieholmes more » stacyinbean: Please don't tell me they have American Apparel designing for Suri now. #katieholmes more » boxspelunker: I was one of those children that was very tidy. It didn't come naturally to me - I was mimicking my mother. I wanted to play, but never did, because... more » Wandell: Some kids just don't like to get dirty, I knew a few of them as a child. I don't think that designer children's clothing is as big a problem as they m... more » applejuice: My son's nursery class is continually telling the parents to dress the children appropiately - ie: When it is cold and damp please don't send your ... more » EdnasEdibles: Is it really so much the dirt and ruined clothes? I remember one little girl exposed her underpants to the entire class in kindergarten during recess... more » TheUptightMidwesterner: Then there is my son who has worn the same camo fatigue pants every damn day for the past 2 months. He firmly believes shoes are overrated and why wou... more » quatrevingtquatre: But then you just find other little girls wo don't want to get their clothes dirty? I mean I was kind of a priss and my mom spent a lot of time dressi... more » thesciencegirl: You know what I think? I think we should stop psychoanalayzing children we don't know just because their parents are famous. #kidsdesignerclothes more » -
#clothescall
Stylish Duds Will Be The Downfall Of Suri Cruise
You know how the tabloids are always expressing concern that Suri Cruise is "a miniature adult?" Well, we've discovered it has everything to do with her status as a fashion icon: More » -
#ragtrade
Lagerfeld Slams Big Women; Louboutin Slams Barbie's Ankles
- "No one wants to see curvy women," says Karl Lagerfeld, who has struggled with his weight. "You've got fat mothers with their bags of chips sitting in front of the television and saying that thin models are ugly." [News.com.au]
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#dirtbag
Lady Gaga Is A Gay Activist; Miley Cyrus Is A Bad Tipper
- Lady Gaga, Gay Activist! She "was the highest-wattage celebrity to attend both the Human Rights Campaign dinner Saturday night and the National Equality March on Sunday." Reporter Dan Zak writes:
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#dirtbag
Madonna Drops Her Celebrity Trainer, Angelina Gives Brad A Makeover, And Robert Pattinson Can't Get A Date
- Madonnahas dropped celebrity trainer Tracy Anderson: "Madonna had grown tired of the baggage that Tracy always seemed to be carrying with her," says a source, "Tracy had grown to be more of a distraction than anything else." [PageSix]
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#ragtrade
Lohan's A "Living Doll" Says Ungaro CEO; Siriano Gets His Own Reality Show
- Ungaro's CEO says Lindsay Lohan was appointed creative director because, "Celebrities today attract lots of attention and having a moving, dancing, swinging, living doll is, we hope, going to bring down the age group at Ungaro while keeping the DNA."
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#dirtbagafterdark
Keith Urban Says Nicole's Not Pregnant; Funeral Plans Set For Michael
- Keith Urban says the rumors that wife Nicole Kidman is pregnant again are not true, but rather, "A little bit of tweaking [of photos] does that..."
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#ragtrade
Supermodel Assaulted By Husband's Hired Guards; Chloe Sevigny Wants Hermes
- Stephanie Seymour's divorce from Peter Brant just got ugly: security guards hired by Brant to protect the family home allegedly assaulted the model and pushed her through a screen door. Police have been called to the house twice. [E!]
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#dirtbag
Chris Brown Has New Girlfriend; Angelina To Adopt Again?
- Chris Brown has reportedly moved on. His new ladyfriend is actually an ex. She attends University of Mary Washington and they met in Virginia, which is where he's from. His reps deny everything. [Gatecrasher]
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#dirtbag
Sam Begs Lindsay To Get Help, Roger Federer Weds
- A source claims that Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are still talking after their breakup late last week, but that Sam has "begged Lindsay to get help." Lohan is reportedly "heartbroken" over the split. [People]
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#dirtbag
Gunfire At Gisele & Tom's Wedding
- Gisele Bundchen married Tom Brady again, this time in Costa Rica. They first got hitched in the U.S. in February. These days you can't be a celebrity and not have two or three ceremonies. [Breitbart, Mirror]
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#midweekmadness
This Week In Tabloids: Shiloh & Suri Forced To Be Friends; Katie Forced To Diet
It's Wednesday, so it's time for Midweek Madness. Did Brad make a move on the nanny? Is Katie starving herself for Scientology? Have Suri and Shiloh ever met? The tabloids ask and answer. More »
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#dirtbag
Dating Madonna Is A Religious Experience; Kimora Lee Simmons & Djimon Hounsou Married?
- Madonna took Jesus Luz to a Kabbalah service. Again. This paper calls her "the world's most boring date." [Daily Mail]
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#snapjudgment
Suri Cruise Is Getting Sick Of This Shopping Thing
[Rio de Janeiro, Brazil; February 3. Image via INF]
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#snapjudgment
Tom, Katie & Suri: Garden Party
[Rio de Janeiro, Brazil; February 2. Image via Bauer-Griffin]
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#dirtbag
Madonna Gets The Kids, Jessica Gets Support, And DMX Gets 90 Days
- Guy Richie will not fight ex-wife Madonna's plans to move their children to the United States, claiming that he would rather keep his children together than tear them apart with a nasty custody battle. [Mirror]
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#dirtbag
Prince Harry Gets Royally Dumped
- Prince Harry and his girlfriend of nearly 5 years, Chelsy Davy, are dunzo: Davy initiated the break up and has already made the breakup official by changing her Facebook relationship status to "single." Oh, snap!
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#clips
Tom Cruise Talks About All His Children On The View
On The View today, Tom Cruise seemed almost too normal, like he may have been thinking, "how would a guy who doesn't jump on couches answer that?" during his entire visit. More » -
#dirtbag
Lindsay Lohan & Sean Penn Spend The Night Together
- Lindsay Lohan and Sean Penn: Hung out all evening. For real. And! Is LL in denial about the fact that Samantha Ronson has broken up with her? [Page Six]
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#dirtbag
Lindsay And Sam: Crying At Christmastime?
- Did a knock down, drag out fight with Lilo land Samantha Ronson in the hospital for "exhaustion"?
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#dirtbagafterdark
Blythe Danner Says Gwyneth Is Not Divorcing
- Gwyneth's mom Blythe Danner says Gwyn's marriage is a-ok, despite rumors of a split. “They don’t take pictures together if they can avoid it. It’s a strategy. They don’t want the pandemonium.” [Fox News]
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#lindsaylohan
Lindsay Lohan & Sean Penn: Spotted Snuggling!!!???
- Wow, Lindsay Lohan and Sean Penn nuzzled at a private dinner for Milk last week. Samantha Ronson was not present. What does it all mean? [Fox 411]
- Photographs of Jennifer Aniston in a wet T-shirt with a "visible breast" are in a calendar, but a spokesperson says, "I don't think this is legal." [Times Of India]
- In this interview to promote Marley & Me, Jennifer Aniston gets pissy about her personal life, and when asked about the "difficult times," Owen Wilson walks out. [USA Today]
- Oh, dear: Amy Winehouse's husband, Blake Fielder-Civil, wants $1.6 million to walk away from the marriage and not write a tell-all book. All together now: What kind of fuckery is this? [Perez Hilton]
- Another divorce payout: Madonna will reportedly give Guy Ritchie about £32 million in cash and prizes. [Telegraph]
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#britneyspears
Britney Spears: "I Feel Like An Old Person Now"
- Aww, lookit: BritBrit on the cover of Rolling Stone, looking healthy and happy. She says: "I feel like an old person now. I do! I go to bed at, like, 9:30 every night, and I don't go out or anything." Oh! But Britney did go on a date recently, and took her assistant and a manager's friend with her. "Right when we got there, we just knew it was just bad," she says. "He looked like an older version of Harry Potter, but skinnier. So I had to get dessert first." Plus! Her kids "are starting to learn words like 'stupid,' and Preston says the f-word now sometimes. He doesn't get it from us. He must get it from his daddy." [ONTD, USA Today, The Sun]
- With good news must come bad: Amy Winehouse was rushed to the hospital after screaming fight with Blake Formerly Incarcerated. [The Sun]
- Why is Kate Moss all scratched up and bruised? [Daily Mail]
- Click to see Lindsay Lohan sneak vodka into her drink: Caught on camera! [The.Life Flies]
