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more about #suricruise more comments → I, Zombie Normal: I like to think that she is like that evil kid from the Twilight zone episode, the one with the power to zap you out into the corn field. "You're a ba... more » dieTaube: I can't help but be disturbed by this child wearing heels. Does anyone else feel weird about this? more » CurtCole: "I've got machine guns in my butt?!?!" more » Rare Affinity: I always believed Nicole Kidman’s greatest acting role was appearing in public as the devoted wife of Tom Cruise. Mind you, I though her fawning ove... more » judgingamy: Looking at old pictures of Britney Spears always makes me so upset. more » Alexandra Bonomo: I really do not like Britney's comeback. I was never a fan of Ms. Spears, but the break down felt real and like a right response to the whole "Look h... more » pitchfag: PR-wise, Tom Cruise hasn't fared all that well this decade, what with all the couch-jumping and the bad Scientology press, but his career hasn't exact... more » CanyonCareIsTimeConsuming: I can't believe the magazines still make their money off the same people. Well, I can believe it... it's not like they're that creative. But it's mi... more » Scarlet A: This post makes me want to reflect on where I've been in the past 10 years...certainly not as scandalous as those outlined above, but also not nearly ... more » momo: If anything, this post displays the laziness of tabloid journalists. How is it that the same folks are occupying the tabloid headlines for a decade? more » -
#decadeflashback
What A Difference A Decade Makes: 10 Years In The Lives Of 10 Celebrities
In the year 2000, these ten celebrities were all in very different places. Breakups, breakthroughs, meltdowns, and comebacks have all taken place since Y2K, and we've been there to witness it. Ahead, a star-studded trip through the past ten years. More »
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#snapjudgment
Someone's Feeling Just A Little Ruffled
[Seville, Spain; December 6. Image via Flynet.]
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#dirtbagafterdark
Katie Defends Suri's High-Heel Habit; Tiger Pulls Out Of Golf Tournament
- Katie Holmes doesn't see anything wrong with 3-year-old Suri wearing high heels. "Like every little girl, she loves my high heels," says Katie. "They're actually ballroom dancing shoes for kids... I found them for her and she loves them." [Us]
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#midweekmadness
This Week In Tabloids: Jen Waits For Brad To Text; Tom's Secret Scientology Van
If it's Wednesday, it's Midweek Madness, in which Margaret and I comb through tabloids, untangling knots of gossip! This week: Aniston's unprotected sex with Mayer while waiting for Brad; Tom Cruise's creepy black van; Twilight fanfic. More »
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#whatsinaname
Name Games
For over $1,500, a London-based translation firm will perform a "baby-name audit" for parents, checking the meaning of a name in 100 languages or more. According to their linguists, Suri means "pickpocket," "turned sour" and "horse mackerels." [Reuters] -
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#clothescall
Stylish Duds Will Be The Downfall Of Suri Cruise
You know how the tabloids are always expressing concern that Suri Cruise is "a miniature adult?" Well, we've discovered it has everything to do with her status as a fashion icon: More » -
#ragtrade
Lagerfeld Slams Big Women; Louboutin Slams Barbie's Ankles
- "No one wants to see curvy women," says Karl Lagerfeld, who has struggled with his weight. "You've got fat mothers with their bags of chips sitting in front of the television and saying that thin models are ugly." [News.com.au]
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#dirtbag
Lady Gaga Is A Gay Activist; Miley Cyrus Is A Bad Tipper
- Lady Gaga, Gay Activist! She "was the highest-wattage celebrity to attend both the Human Rights Campaign dinner Saturday night and the National Equality March on Sunday." Reporter Dan Zak writes:
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#dirtbag
Madonna Drops Her Celebrity Trainer, Angelina Gives Brad A Makeover, And Robert Pattinson Can't Get A Date
- Madonnahas dropped celebrity trainer Tracy Anderson: "Madonna had grown tired of the baggage that Tracy always seemed to be carrying with her," says a source, "Tracy had grown to be more of a distraction than anything else." [PageSix]
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#ragtrade
Lohan's A "Living Doll" Says Ungaro CEO; Siriano Gets His Own Reality Show
- Ungaro's CEO says Lindsay Lohan was appointed creative director because, "Celebrities today attract lots of attention and having a moving, dancing, swinging, living doll is, we hope, going to bring down the age group at Ungaro while keeping the DNA."
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#dirtbagafterdark
Keith Urban Says Nicole's Not Pregnant; Funeral Plans Set For Michael
- Keith Urban says the rumors that wife Nicole Kidman is pregnant again are not true, but rather, "A little bit of tweaking [of photos] does that..."
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#ragtrade
Supermodel Assaulted By Husband's Hired Guards; Chloe Sevigny Wants Hermes
- Stephanie Seymour's divorce from Peter Brant just got ugly: security guards hired by Brant to protect the family home allegedly assaulted the model and pushed her through a screen door. Police have been called to the house twice. [E!]
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#dirtbag
Chris Brown Has New Girlfriend; Angelina To Adopt Again?
- Chris Brown has reportedly moved on. His new ladyfriend is actually an ex. She attends University of Mary Washington and they met in Virginia, which is where he's from. His reps deny everything. [Gatecrasher]
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#dirtbag
Sam Begs Lindsay To Get Help, Roger Federer Weds
- A source claims that Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are still talking after their breakup late last week, but that Sam has "begged Lindsay to get help." Lohan is reportedly "heartbroken" over the split. [People]
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#dirtbag
Gunfire At Gisele & Tom's Wedding
- Gisele Bundchen married Tom Brady again, this time in Costa Rica. They first got hitched in the U.S. in February. These days you can't be a celebrity and not have two or three ceremonies. [Breitbart, Mirror]
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#midweekmadness
This Week In Tabloids: Shiloh & Suri Forced To Be Friends; Katie Forced To Diet
It's Wednesday, so it's time for Midweek Madness. Did Brad make a move on the nanny? Is Katie starving herself for Scientology? Have Suri and Shiloh ever met? The tabloids ask and answer. More »
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#dirtbag
Dating Madonna Is A Religious Experience; Kimora Lee Simmons & Djimon Hounsou Married?
- Madonna took Jesus Luz to a Kabbalah service. Again. This paper calls her "the world's most boring date." [Daily Mail]
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#snapjudgment
Suri Cruise Is Getting Sick Of This Shopping Thing
[Rio de Janeiro, Brazil; February 3. Image via INF]
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#snapjudgment
Tom, Katie & Suri: Garden Party
[Rio de Janeiro, Brazil; February 2. Image via Bauer-Griffin]
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#dirtbag
Madonna Gets The Kids, Jessica Gets Support, And DMX Gets 90 Days
- Guy Richie will not fight ex-wife Madonna's plans to move their children to the United States, claiming that he would rather keep his children together than tear them apart with a nasty custody battle. [Mirror]
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#dirtbag
Prince Harry Gets Royally Dumped
- Prince Harry and his girlfriend of nearly 5 years, Chelsy Davy, are dunzo: Davy initiated the break up and has already made the breakup official by changing her Facebook relationship status to "single." Oh, snap!
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#clips
Tom Cruise Talks About All His Children On The View
On The View today, Tom Cruise seemed almost too normal, like he may have been thinking, "how would a guy who doesn't jump on couches answer that?" during his entire visit. More » -
#dirtbag
Lindsay Lohan & Sean Penn Spend The Night Together
- Lindsay Lohan and Sean Penn: Hung out all evening. For real. And! Is LL in denial about the fact that Samantha Ronson has broken up with her? [Page Six]
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#dirtbag
Lindsay And Sam: Crying At Christmastime?
- Did a knock down, drag out fight with Lilo land Samantha Ronson in the hospital for "exhaustion"?
