Jezebel

Holy Owen Wilson!

Her eyes look weird too!

@hortense: nothing more needs to be said..

did the surgeon just forget about the bridge? nightmare. now she looks ugly AND insecure. this is why i will not get plastic surgery ever.

@hortense: hahahahaha. you win again!

Tip reduction gone horribly awry.

Babs called. She wants her nose back.

I don't think she just had a bad surgery. I think she's having a sex change, and Owen Wilson is her muse.

Her teeth, eyelashes, and eyebrow shape also look very unnatural. At least she's consistent.

Oh that poor woman.

She does, in fact, look like Owen Wilson's unfortunate looking half sister or something.

@meaghan2k: her muse....ahahaahaaa

it's weird how often a surgery that's supposed to make one look better turns into an "instant aging" procedure. poor debbie--she looks ten years older.

And thanks, Dodai, for getting "Only in My Dreams" stuck in my head. Awesome. Now all I need is a jean jacket and a flower hat, and I'm set.

@hortense: Hahahah!!! Sad but true.

@mightymouth: Uh, that was regarding how she has Owen Wilson's nose now, but it could be said of the "Only in My Dreams" comment as well, as now I also have that song stuck in my head.

That's so sad... she was so pretty before.

if only she could fix her terrifying lisp...

Oh no! Like Jennifer Grey, she does not even look like our Debbie!

Holy shit. I can't believe people would do that voluntarily.

I think her nose was always crooked, and the tip reduction just amplified the crookedness. She should have just left well enough alone.

@fulana.de.tal: I adore your username!

Screaming red lipstick is NOT what you want to wear if you want to take the focus off your drifting nose. I'm thinking something along the lines of a fencer's mask. Yeah, that'll do it.

That's awful! She was adorable before. Hollywood standards suck!

@blemdem: I'm gonna have to disagree with that. I never thought she was pretty, just very "normal" and lucky to be a teen star when she didn't feel compelled to be a sex symbol on top of it. Am I the only one whose morbid curiosity compelled them to pick up her Playboy issue? Really. Fine then. Fuck y'all.

That sucks. I think she's quite pretty in the first picture, it sucks that she decided she needed surgery. Also, isn't it kind of a bad idea to get a nose job when your voice is your livelihood? I feel like there would be a risk of messing up your sound quality.

@fabforever1: Looks to me like she's had lipo done under her eyes. And fairly recently, too. Not the sunken appearance under there. That shit AINT natural.

@BiscuitDoughJones: you can get lipo on your face?

Oh shit. I just realized who she looks like....

JEZEBEL'S UGLY SISTER!

@Macloserboy: No, you're not.

Hey, at least she didn't die!

Oh Debbie. Where is that sweet lovely girl who brought me my first perfume, Electric Youth? My childhood weeps.

@Macloserboy: Playboy? Are you kidding? I thought that was Tiffany.

@GoldHoops: she DOES

@mightymouth: I have that song stuck in my head too. I worked in the juniors department of a store back in the 80's and that damn video played on a loop along with Rick Astley. I thought I was going to stab my own eardrums out with a pencil!

Of course I ended up losing my job because I replaced the offending video with Black Flag.

Yeah, thanks Jezebel. Where is that pencil?

@Jerseylicious: my dad hated that i wore that shit, he threw it away!!

@southerncomfort: a black flag video? thats fucking awesome, which one?

@gerbilsinlove: Tiffany and Debbie both did Playboy.

@foree: My mom hated the stuff too, always told me it smelled like Musk. But it was my very first perfume, I practically bathed in it!

@foree: T.V. Party, natch. ;)

@gerbilsinlove: Both did it. Airbrushed to hell and back in the typical Playboy manner, but she looked pretty good. If you have an office or a secure cube: [1918.com]

Holy Dr. Jan Adams!!!!!

@Jerseylicious: I KNOW!!!

@southerncomfort: i knew it! best video. i youtube it once a week..nice

@foree: Yeah. Pretty much anywhere on your face. One of my friends in high school had a birth defect on her face and had to get A LOT of plastic surgery to balance out her face & try to make her look more "normal". A lot of it was lipo in the eye/cheek area. That's how I'm so familiar with what plastic surgery looks like.

Lipo under your eyes? How batsh*t crazy is that?!
I hated the Electric Youth perfume, but I loved me some Exclamation!

@BiscuitDoughJones: good grief! i had no idea. i hope it worked out well for your friend at least!

@foree: Really? I need to use the internets for more than just Jezebel! My childhood friend sent me the CD for my B-Day.

It scared the kids and the dogs. Niiiiice.

@pantycrickets: exclamation! ahaahahahaha

@southerncomfort: yes, totally youtube it, most of their videos and some live shows are there too!!!

@pantycrickets: Oh my god, Electric Youth was the shizzzzz in my 4th grade class. That and Malibu Musk.

@southerncomfort: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around ... and hurt you ...

GAAAAAH now my head is alternating between that dreadful Astley song and various Deb Gibson tunes ...

@pantycrickets: Also, I remember naming one of my junior year AP history papers "Electric Youth: Teens and the Death Penalty".

Oh, Deborah! The inspiration you bring.

@foree: Seriously? You never had Love's Baby Soft before that?

@hortense: Coffee just came out of my nose!

@foree: Well I am off to the You Tube then! I wonder if they have Charlie Sexton.

I admit it. I miss Beat So Lonely.

@foree: @BiscuitDoughJones: Yeah, but you really have to be careful around the eyes because it's sooo delicate there, you can get caved-in pockets if you take out too much padding. Most facial lipo is done along the jawline and under the chin. Unless this is photoshopped, she would have been better off having a modified lower lid blephoroplasty.

@southerncomfort: Hahah! You rock!