
[London, December 4. Image via Wenn]
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[London, December 4. Image via Wenn]
2:15 PM on Wed Dec 5 2007
By Slut Machine
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She really is a cute, cute little girl. Lookit that face.
The whole family has the same hair cut.
They (the parents) look so GD sinister.
Father so creepy she most likely will.
She's super cute. Katie looks pretty hot in that photograph, I love the jacket.
kinda scary photo...
@Kroliosis: TRUE DAT
yeah i dont like her little bob...let it grow naturally! shes a beautiful little girl.
How did Katie Holmes give birth to Ramona Quimby?
whats with the hair? on all of them?? Katie go back to Dawsons Creek PLEASE!
I really like this picture.
Katie looks soooo thin.
crop out the creepy parents.
Has no one explained to Suri the rule about white shoes and Labor Day?
Sweet Xenu, I need these feet in my mouth like yesterday.
I don't care who her daddy is -- not that any of us actually know -- she's still the cutest of the celebuspawn I've seen so far.
Gah! My friends won't stop saying that Suri looks just like me. I think she looks like Scout Finch from the movie version of To Kill A Mockingbird.
i'm so afraid my family is going to all look alike like this. do you think she cuts suri's bangs herself using scotch tape like my mom did?
Need. to. much. on.
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Putting your fist in your mouth...that's one way to practice silent acceptance. She will need that when she gets older and can understand her father's crazy practices and actions.
@BUTTERCUPJEFFERSON: Yeah, you know she'd get those adorable little girl curls if they'd let it grow. Actually, maybe they shouldn't because she'd be so cute we couldn't stand it.
Say what you will about Tom Cruise and Scientology, but Katie "Kate" Holmes has made an amazing transformation.
Munch. For Xenu's sake.
Aliens. The whole lot of them.
suri is adorbable. i love katie even though she's living this sinister life. gawd, i can't wait for her story to come out in a juicy book 30 years from now.
I just want to know that kid throws awful shit-fits just like every other toddler. I just want to imagine her sitting on the floor of her garage, wailing until she gags, then gagging until she barfs her oatmeal breakfast all over her leg. God, please tell me that Katie/Kate/Tomslave just looks down at her, not knowing if she should laugh at how rediculous the situation is, or cry because now she's got a shit-fit throwing kid with vomit that she now has to clean up.
Even though she's really cute, her face is too much like Tom's, which consequently gives me the heebie-jeebies.
Who's the freak w/ the big glasses standing next to her?
Oh, Joey, what has he done to you?
@JessicaLovejoy: OMG, can we share? You nibble one foot while I get the other!
@Piecesofpi: Is Katie's hair bad? If so, I need to know stat because I think I have the same haircut.
since when do families who practice scientology start morphing into the same person?
I'm loving Katie's haircut...but I think she could fit inside Suri's jacket at this point. Or just a weird camera angle, who knows.
One word: Camelot. Courtesy of lainey.
nom nom nom nom
Whole thing smacks of "The Omen" to me.
So cute she wants to eat herself...and her placenta?
@DorothyZbornak: I can deal with a tandem munch!
Suri is adorable. But the whole fam looking exactly alike is a little much...
@whatevercraig: Whatever, Craig. I'm going to say that every time you comment, just so you know..
And Katie is starting to look a touch like a bobblehead doll.
i like kate's coat. the baby is cute,too. i am not acknowledging anything else about this pic
Quick, somebody save that cute little baby from the creepy bug people!
@Hamsterpants: YES! At any moment, some insane nanny is going to start crying, "Suri! Look at me! Look at me! Suri, look at me!" and hang herself out a window.
@whatevercraig: Or both at once, and hysterically.
@BiscuitDoughJones: Whatever, Craig! Snort!
@foree: Scientology HQ hear that and you'll be receiving an "no purchase necessary" packet from them in the mail shortly.
@blackbirdfly: Katie's hair is cute...her role as Tom's Stepford wife, beard, whatever is not.
@lfw1031: I apologize for my obviously inability to use proper subject-verb agreement.
Katie looks like Johnny Depp as Willie Wonka.
@lfw1031: Doh!
@Skinny Bone Jones: "It's all for you Suri, all for you."
@JessicaLovejoy: That pic is so cute! Nom nom
I want Suri's jacket. Which is probably special-order Prada or something and costs a jillion dollars...maybe 21 will make a knockoff...
@Skinny Bone Jones:
My God, it is like The Omen. Katie is even wearing mod Lee Remick like clothes.
@blackbirdfly: I love Katie's haircut. If I could pull off bangs, I'd have it myself.
@foree: Admirable control there, foree. "There are no creepy parents in this picture. There are no creepy parents in this picture. OOOOHHHMMM"
@lfw1031: aaahahahahaha
and side note: where has zahara marley jolie-pitt been? shes the only baby that makes me feel the pangs of motherhood.
@lolly71: yeah,exactly.
@cocoesq: I think those are her tiny silver shoes.
Good Lord, why do I remember that she has silver shoes?
@Hamsterpants: I thought of The Omen too! The last scene at the funeral when Damien's standing there with the American president and his wife....