Actually, she took those from the 9.99 rack at my local Sunoco station.

I haven't seen Madonna this pleased with herself for making a priest angry since 'Like a Prayer'.

@hortense: Hah! Snarf.

She also took her roots from Amber at the Hooters on the Turnpike.

Someone Tell Simon Cowell: Dude on the right Took His Frown/Crazy Eyes.

And she took my coat and purse from 1995.

You would think she's smart enough to realize that you need dark glasses to cover plastic surgery bruises.

And, she took her crappy British accent from Drew Barrymore in Ever After.

Is she drunk or something? Bitch is actually smiling!

Oh Madge, Madge, Madge...

Also, Guy Richie looks like a fisherman who flashes people in his spare time. Or a flasher who fishes in his spare time.

@Lymed: I think she's plenty smart enough to know that. Also, *boggle* do these things actually keep any sunlight out?

Can't snark - love Madge.

What? Gimme a break. Her brand of cuckoo, self-impressed, Kaballistic sactimony (yes, I realize that I just made up that brand of sactimony) is a hell of a lot more fun than, say, TomKat's Scientological hijinx.

@ThaKadinskyPapers: I think she has the vibrator stuck up her ass. Tally-Ho!

@hatepaperdoll: That's not Guy in the front, that's some wee man dragging her along. Guy is in back of her.

@lfw1031: oh, totes! I see it now!

i'm not liking her hair at ALL lately. at least she's not wearing those stupid barrettes.

@ThaKadinskyPapers: Ohhhh...he's the offical Madge dragger.

@hatepaperdoll: "Official"
Actually, he looks like Scott Thompson from "The Kids in the Hall".

those are the ones hiding her plastic surgery bruises, right?

I'm trying to pinpoint the moment she stopped being cool. Was it when she moved to London and became "Madge"? Or was it when she started studying the Kabbalah and became Esther? Alls I know is that the woman I used to idolize is now lame like Nancy Reagan.

@whynotshesaid: "I drink a soy latte/ I get a double shot-ay."

That would be the exact moment when all hope was lost, I think.

@hortense: Sunoco...where do you live?

@hortense: Amber had her roots re-done, I heard.

@hortense: Oh mah god. What musical abortion did that come from?

I think she's going bald.

@hatepaperdoll: I thought she took my Estee Lauder gift-with-purchase purse.