Hello Vagina!! Long time no see. How long's it been? What 15 years now?

That can't be comfortable.

this looks like it was taken in 1985.

She's probably had some work done down there, I'd imagine. Still crazy hot, though.

Who's the chick with her?

I'm torn between "OW!" and "EW!"

Hmmm... would that be "OEW!" perhaps? Or maybe done with an umlautted O?

Their faces look like they were drawn on with colored pencils. How is this possible?

That bag just killed my appetite...along with the sight of that 'toe

Um... this was really taken recently? I was hoping it was "vintage"! Ick!

"Fix yo self, girl!
You got a camel toe!"

Waaaaaaaaaaay too much for a Monday morning. Swear to god, I am not exaggerating that I got a gag reflex from that photo.

@Juancho: What, do you think vulvas lose their lips once you hit 50?

@randomeliza: ÖW!

@BiscuitDoughJones: what that from??

@BiscuitDoughJones: yesssss

walking down the street
something caught my eye
a growing epidemic that really ain't fly
a middle aged lady
i gotta be blunt
her spandex biker shorts were creepin up the front

i could see her uterus her pants were too tight
she must'nt own panties that were not in sight
she walked right by the poor woman didn't know
she had a frontal wedgie
a Camel Toe

Gawd, that is not hawt.

And what's with the Farrah Fawcett circa 1976 'do on the other gal?

Eeeek! on the camel toe, but damn Sharon! You've got a smokin' bod!

Like cellulite, camel toe only became a problem once it was given a name.

Good Lord! Is she having a laugh??

Surely she looked at herself in the mirror before she left the house... No?

@HeatherNumber1: ágree. what a weird picture.

what could possibly be the reason to wear THAT???!! WTF.

@J.D.Regent: OK, traumatized! And I was just about to eat lunch! Damn.

From the waste up, though, she is gorgeous!

@foree: FANNY PACK!! [www.youtube.com]

@BiscuitDoughJones: thank you!!

If you've just got to wear your catsuit, can't you put a bandaid on that thing or something? Duct tape those lips together? Oh, here's something she could use [www.bigfun.be]

(Sorry - don't know how to post pictures)

@HeatherNumber1: Cellulite and camel toe... not unlike Satan in that respect. Hmmmmmm, deep thoughts.

She's the new Camel Toe Annie!

Ingenious! Making your vajayjay the center of attention is a great way to distract people from a bad hair day.

That was the best scrolldown I've seen in a long time. "What are they talking about? She looks pretty good for her OHMYSWEETJESUS"

@sequined: Eeeeeeexactly. I'm going to use that from now on, and claim it's a Danish exclamation similar in meaning to "WHAT THE SWEET FANCY JESUS!"

Is this the new thing to do? Is it eventually going to be as common and frequent as nipples through a shirt?

@J.D.Regent: No, sarcasm...just that every other thing on her is probably plastic and has been tightened.

It took me a while to figure out the problem. I was too busy looking at the other one's dress. Love that color!

Oh, look, it's that chick who played Peter Pan!

She saw that Lindsey Lohan was getting a lot of attention wearing leggings, and she thought she'd take it another step further.

@jenndavo: LOL. I was thinking the same thing. I mean WTF.

their teeth scare me too

I'm impressed that her friend in emerald made it out of the limo with nary a wrinkle in her gown.

oh god, and look at the cross. Her belly button must be limbo . . .

oh my

She's so fucking crazy I just love her.

Do we need a new name for camel toe now, since vajayjay is so over?

@ext212: vag crack?

@ext212:
The Britney?

Man, before I clicked for more, I thought, "Aw, that doesn't look too bad. A nice slinky black evening gown." And then I saw the larger photo and actually said "Wow," out loud at my desk. That's just atrocious. Between that, her stank ass furs and non-movie career, I want to know why the hell anyone is taking pictures of her? Oh wait, so we can be grossed out and make fun of her. Ok!

Is there a shortage of full-length mirrors in Hollywood? Do we need to have a fundraiser?

I'm pretty mellow overall, so for me to holla OH MY GOD as I scrolled down the picture--well, I scared my own self!

that cameltoe could hold a camel. and it hasn't even given birth!

She should wear a cup.

I may be more disturbed by the cross necklace.

You have to wonder if Armani is running around Italy at this very moment and pulling down every advertisement featuring Sharon. Also? Lift and separate shouldn't happen on a woman's body. Anywhere.

My my. I hope her jumpsuit is seemless. Else she'll ruin it all by diging at herself all night.

I'd say she has balls to wear that, but if she did, wouldn't we be able to see them?

So, we know she shaves -- or waxes... and has no piercings down there. And no taste in clothing...

Labial cleavage. This is an impressive display. (Off to stick needles in eyes, back in a mo!)

Isn't there something like Camel Spackle?

I don't mind the Pud Bump but the Snapping Clam is a bit much.

Did anyone get a pic of the Ass Crackage?

Shiney unitards? I thought we saw the last of these in Midwestern gyms circa 1999.

@BiscuitDoughJones: I must confess that "So Stylistic" is on my ipod.

@lindz: That should be shiny. I must have had heiney on the brain.

Her friend has my high school prom hair. I've been waiting for it to come back into style, because there have been so many advancements in hair spray since then.

Oh, Fannypack. They were cute while they lasted.

She done forgot her skirt. Nice body stocking, though.