Ill-fitting clothes hot?

Yeah, in 1986!

Until you see his shoes hot?

I totally would have hit that when I was 17 . . . but the "grown up" me finds that the bright white gym shoes have unfortunately offset his hotness and made me almost throw up in my mouth just a tiny bit.

Did he dress to match his car? He's a bit matchy-matchy if you ask me.

Scrolling down....all the way to the orthopedic shoes.

Alway hot! Just kiss me in the morning and walk away!

Hot if you're into guys that are afraid that their ex-wife's current boyfriend's previous work as a gay cowboy will rub off on his children and therefore make them gay.

Men in Sketchers hot? Is there such a thing?

He'd totally be a diver on the swim team (at my suburban Southern high school). And next week five kids would show up wearing those fugly sneakers.

@SHIP_GWB_TO_BAGHDAD
toootally...

I think my grandpa has those shoes.

not just any parking lot, but the one in back that was too far for the lazy security guards to patrol, so all the kids who smoked park there. plus the loose gravel made it easy to drop and hide a smoke when adults did happen to stop by.
/trip down memory lane

Yeah, I hate white sneakers. So lame. How about a nice pair of Chucks, Ryan? That being said, I must be feeling a bit hetero-flexible today, because I totally have a crush on him.

No, no he's not. His clothes are ill-fitting & he looks grubby. Plus, he smokes so you know he's gonna be all stinky.

Sometimes y'all's ideas of "hawtness" confuse & befuddle me.

James Spader in Pretty in Pink hot (i.e. asshole hot)

ashtray breath + grease stain on pants(?) + orthopedic shoes = no thanks. Three strikes and you're out.

@Tacoma:
Please don't insult Spader like that. ;)

@Tacoma: Funny you should say that cause that's the first image that popped in my head! That said, I'd do Spader any day and leave Ryan for the rest of the ladies.

@TACOMA: I was literally starting to type that and then I was like "better scan the post because I am sure I'm not some original genius with this thought." And sure enough, you beat me to it.

James Spader was 100x dreamier in the 80s than Mr. Phillippe could ever be. Hell, he was dreamier in Secretary.

Is he wearing nurse shoes?

Oh well. I'd still hit it.

One last drag after detention before I get into my friends mother's non smoking car HOT

@Tacoma: We're not talking about a relationship here, we're talking sex with a hot asshole. Despite James Spader's meanness in Pretty in Pink, would you really choose Andrew "Bug-Eye-No-Chin" McCarthy?! C'mon.

@narymary: Ohhhhh god.. James Spader in Secretary - soooo good!

He's...."fuck me in the faculty bathroom after school before my mom picks me up" hot.

i guess now that reese isnt dressing him in the morning things like this are going to happen more often..

If you're into public school guys... Which I AM.

@Ship_GWB_To_BAGHDAD: I find him so hot I can barely contain myself when I see pictures of him. I know he is a rake and a cad, but Jesus, he is hot.

He obviously doesn't appreciate a charming Southern girl like Reece, so NOT HOT.

@flackette: But what if the rumours about Reese are true, and she's actually a monstrous Tracy Flick behind closed doors?

yum.

and he's wearing corduroy! <3

Molly's male choices in Pretty in Pink were pretty thin on the ground. I wanted her to move to Paris with Annie Potts and sit around and make each others clothes.