...and same bitchy face, sadly.

At least she didn't wear the cowboy boots.

She does love showing off that chest, doesn't she?

dig the peyos on the shiksa.

way to jump on the bang bandwagon kk.

The middle piece of the "bodice" looks like it was taped on last minute to help cover boobs. Fug.

I love everything about this except the fact that its on her.

She needs to atone for the top of that dress.

Oh, how awful! Someone tore her dress off and she's too traumatized to cover up!

Whatever. Atonement comes out TODAY.

ugly shoes

Icky dress. I can't help thinking how obscene that dress would look if I tried to wear it with my gigantic pregnancy knockers.

It's one swan head away from Bjork.

I think my circa-1987 Barbie had a dress very similar to that. I never made her wear black bondage-y looking heels with it, though.

ok, i disagree. ballet pink and tulle? that dress is my wet DREAM.

@DrunkAndHorny: I was just thinking that the shoes are the only part I like. They look like they belong on the feet of Daisy from The Great Gatsby.

yikes.

Look, I've had these bangs uninterrupted since age 3 so I can't talk, but I am a little confused by this resurgance in fringed starlets. Aren't they so 2005? I don't get it. Can't anyone come up with a new hairstyle? Maybe I should switch over to liking Agnyess Deynn or however she spells it.

Jeez, did she get that outfit from an estate sale at Grey Gardens?

@titania1285: Love the fabric and color so much I can forgive the odd bodice. But the shoes. must. go. kthxbai.

Food, Keira. Look into it. It will get rid of that razorblade you call a collarbone.

OOuf, she is hungry. Will someone please make this girl a sandwich?

Isn't that that bald dude that supposedly is leading Our Brit-Brit astray and ruining her life and shit in the background there?

now here's a chick i can't stand to see on television or in print. always pouting, always talking shit about how she hates having her photograph taken and how just wants to act (that remains to be seen) yet she signs on to be the spokeswoman for chanel. utter hypocrisy.

unfortunately, as long as there are period films, this no-talent girl will continue to work. newsflash keira, you're overrated like scarlett, but at least my darling scarjo understands the business and looks better navigating the waters. put THAT in your corset.

(searching) She does have lovely skin.

@JessaFields: And why??? Last time I checked, the covers of Playboy, Hustler, Juggs and King weren't all that into breastplate.

Bjork did this look waaaay better.

@Clare: Yes! Peach Blossom Barbie. That was the first thing I thought of, too.

The second thing was Jennifer Grey in Dirty Dancing.

So pretty, but...... ugh. Bad, bad dress/bangs.

This is a short (and much more sour-faced) version of the convertible Peaches 'n Cream Barbie (yes, a la 1987). I can't wait until Keira goes ahead and removes the tutu to reveal a kicky business ensemble!

Her big flat moon face makes me so angry. Pouting is not acting! I do like her shoes but they make no sense with that dress, and that dress makes no sense in any context.

Wherefore the popularity of Keira? I don't get her.

@litty11: Peaches n Cream-- that's the one. Awesome.

Does anybody else get a Teri Hatcher vibe from her?

I like the shoes. And I like the bangs, just not on her. They look better on me. (But not today).

she puzzles me, this one.

No. Go away.

She looks perpetually stoned lately, which is fine in my book. But the look on her face here also seems to say,"I bet you don't know that I've got my purse stashed in my sternum." Nevertheless, from the waist down it's pretty.

it looks like she's probably ripped tho. her abs are showing all the way near her tits...wait, is that even possible?

@thenwemadeout: I don't get the shoes with the dress, but sadly, I think she looks kinda cool. I mean, it is a ridiculous dress, but, well, I should probably stop trying to justify my love of it.

@litty11: Oh my god, I think I had that one.

I love Keira. I think that this is because she looks as put-upon by life as I usually feel.

@foree: When I see that boney chest - and I ALWAYS see that boney chest b/c she's so enamored of the low-cut gown - I can't help but think of "Pulp Fiction". I just want to jam a needleful of adrenaline thru her breastplate.

Actually, I'd like to watch, in the corner w/ Rosanna, while Travolta and my beloved Eric Stoltz jam the needle in.

Again with the pursed lips, this one. Her and Jessica Simpson have two faces: one is the pursed, supposedly sexy lips, the other is a blank stare. But she is only like 23, so she has everything ahead of her. Enough of these badly dressed anorexics. WHERE ARE THE FRIDAY BABY ANIMALS!??

I hate the way she holds her head and her mouth. And the fact that she got to end up with Mr. Darcy is just ridiculous (Jealous? maybe...). She is way too anemic looking to pass for spunky.

GOD, those shoes, make it END.

Expressions like that are much at odds with that kicky "I'm so real" persona she cultivates.

this dress looks like it's made out of 'designer colors' peach toilet paper from my gramma's bathroom

@litty11: Oh, Peaches and Cream barbie!!!! I got that for Christmas one year when I was little and my dad made me go straight to Toys R Us and return it. Not because he's a feminist, nooooo (far from it). Because he was afraid we'd forget to put their clothes on and they'd be lying around the house naked. With, um, their provocative, nippleless boobs? Or something. True story. I've been kind of torqued about it ever since.

It looks like the only thing holding it up is silly string.

@badmutha: Yes. I feel like every picture of her is the same head and face photoshopped onto a different outfit. (I was going to write "body" but I don't know if there's enough meat there to qualify.) Still, I am fond.

It looks like you could play her ribcage like a xylophone.

@lfw1031: id totally watch in the corner,too. where IS eric stoltz? so hot that one

Is despise too strong a word for someone you've never met?

@litty11: Oh, Peaches n' Cream. Loved her. My friend had her, not me: (
I did have Crystal Barbie. She had a holographic-y white lame dress with matching boa. Someone should work that look.

and, do her shoes have marble on the toes? what is that?explain

@STICKSnSCONES: NEVER.

@lurkystars: @sumac: She is pretty, I agree, but enough with the lips. And I think that is some kind of snake or worm thing holding the dress up. I guess they were going for the wood nymph look, popularized in Bazaar editorials.

@treecut: I might like it if I saw it on someone I find less repulsively obnoxious. So, I think you get a pass. It really doesn't matter what she wears, seeing her makes me a little stabby.

Are you sure that's not Lara Flynn Boyle at her prom?