Russell Crowe is hot ... period. Even if his admittedly cute son's haircut makes him look like an Ewok! What is it with stars and their kids' hair?

I say he is in no way hot. Not at all.

@Trixie from Toronto: Oh Trixie! He's so lovable! I even forgive his phone-throwing ways.

Not hot. If he weren't famous you'd think he were some random dad from Cincinnati or something.

Neither!

it's the bulge.

@RainbowBrite: But he's such a great actor! Some random dude from Cincinnati can't claim that. That's what wins me over every time. He's pretty much amazing in everything he's in save for that garbage the Good Year and that crap movie with Meg Ryan.

Not hot. But that kid is wicked cute. Is it his?

Yeah, that's his kid; his kids are totally beautiful and adorable. But angry, violent, control-freak men? Never, ever hot. Watch any online interview where he describes how .... "particular" ... he is about how movies SHOULD be made; that'll cure you of his alleged hotness right quick.

He's really let himself go since I broke up with him.

He looks old and grizzled. The bulge, on the other hand, works for me...

not hot, not at all. Looks old and tired. Too much white in his beard.

Hot? NOT!!! Yuck. Too many Fosters! And the only exercise he gets is from throwing objects at bellhops.

Not.
Needs to go back to his Gladiator look.

that bulge looks like a little flashlight or maybe a highlighter

He is not now nor was he ever hot. But perhaps a member of the Communist party?

Gross... somebody turn the hose on him..

I am not hotted up by a box cutter. Which appears to be the contents of Russell's pocket. Unless his ween is thinner at its base than its middle-to-end. Not that I studied it that closely.

The pap is lucky Russell didn't throw the kid at him.

Is that a bulge? It looks more like he has an asthma inhaler in his pants pocket. But those are sweatpants, right? Do they put pockets in sweatpants these days? I don't wear them so I have no idea.

Oh and not hot - even with the inhaler bulge.

err.. he was hot in Gladiator.
and thats totally a roll of quarters in his pocket.

@SinisterRouge: The phone throwing and other random violence IS the sex appeal.