akjshriuawrabfabjksfwqifh a! with those damn sunglasses! Those shades spark me with an inner rage.

the glasses need to go. stat. also, wedges with a nice cape and trouser denim? no no darling.

ack! too...many...trends...at...once! please, make it stop

She left the detist's office still wearing the drape.

Why does she have four legs?

She's like, Count WhiteChocula.

Seriously, where is it cold enough right now to warrant a cape?

@Cavorter: LOL. She's wearing a cape WITH CLOGS/MULES whatever.

Hilarious! She's missing the ponytail--and the attitude.

A blanket with a button. Nice.

So she changed her look, finally. Either way, I still can't get behind her fashion sense.
Meh, whatever. I don't even watch heroes.

She always struck me as a low-rent LiLo-- before LiLo jumped off the deep end herself.

Three words for Hayden: get over yourself

Aww ya'll. She just looks likes she's trying to play grown-up sophisticate lady in gay paree! Tacky as shit, but all growed up nevertheless.

She annoys but, inexplicably, this outfit does not.

@lulunewyork: I'll beat Bangieb to the response - "as such."

@BiscuitDoughJones: i loled

Oh no. That smug look on her face, the confident stride, I don't think she KNOWS she's wearing a cape. Poor baby.

I like how ever the businessmen across the street are staring at her like, "Is that a fucking cape? Good lord."

Chloe Sevigny wants her sunglasses back.

@lfw1031: Dammit. You get that. Why are the comments so slow? We need to build them up. For the children.

It's cold enough for a cape, but open-toed shoes (quite possibly sandals) are still ok?

She's looks like she's about to take flight.

@lfw1031: "such AS", lunar eclipse for educating the asian countries

Wasn't she in a bikini last week? And now a cape? I don't get it.

Needless to say, trying way too hard.

More like the bastard love child of Lagerfeld and Elton John.

Please, somebody, assure me that there will be no more white sunglasses after Labor Day!

@wring: Glad somebody did. Not my best effort. But I do kinda wish they made a white choc version of Count Chocula. It'd taste really good mixed up with Frankenberry, dontchathink?

I could even stomach the cape if not for the damn white sunglasses. Why why WHY are people still wearing those stupid sunglasses??

Lagerfeld has more style, originality and talent is pinkie than Hayden's stylist thinks she has

Hayden, nooooo.... come back from the dark side!

Oh my, I spy a receding hairline as well.

Pygmy Christine Taylor with just as much attitude as the original.

Hayden sweetie, the 80s wants its sunglasses back.

The cape is lovely, but FLARED JEANS SHOULD BE BURNED and wedge heels belong up the asses of their owners.

It's like the Olsen twins all over again! Every guy in America waits for her to turn eighteen and then - BAM - she goes all cat lady on your ass.

I'm feeling an "Emperor's New Clothes" kind of vibe; Hayden struts down the street, head held high, smug and secure in her imagined fabulousness, while everyone around her exudes a collective "WTF!?"

I didn't know an item of clothing could invoke so much immediate, intense hatred for its wearer. I was completely indifferent to her before, but now I know better. Thanks Jezebel!

With all that new heros money pouring in you would make a few fashion mistakes too.