BEST.PHOTO.EVER.

Props to George on that one :)

why does he look so weird here? Is it the outfit? The facial hair? He looks like my Dad circa 1979.

minus the sex ramp of course. ::grimaces::

I worked at an adult shop and we used to laugh at the Liberators, since they are $200 pillows, after all. They came with these booklets that had product recommendations for other Liberator products, with copy like "it's not a vagina; it's a wonderland."

i do want.

@jewess: hahaha

Ewewewewewwwww! He prolly took it outside to hose it down, due to all the Paris Hilton perfume it's likely covered in.

@jewess: I believe this is all for the movie he's doing with Brad.

BBBBBUUUUUSSSSTTTED! Hilarious....but what I am wondering.....Is he also carrying a tarp?!?

First Madonna and Guy. Now George? What is it with stars of a certain age being snapped lately w/ their naughty gear?

@jewess: Both. I mean, the man has a full head of hair...no need to coat the face in it, too. The clothes...someone please tell me it's all movie play and that he's not seriously wearing Hagar slacks all the live long day.

God - please tell me the outfit is for the movie as well. Otherwise - isn't this like the third day for that shirt?

In Texas they call that an "assjack."

That is funny. Oh, George!

@emsley: was that what john mayer was talking about?

Anyone have an idea who plays the recipient of the Liberator treatment in the film?

@jewess: I'd say it's the denim slacks (those don't really look like jeans to me,I detect the hint of an ironed crease) belted up high.

@Macloserboy: @lfw1031: ohhh ok good, because I love me some George Clooney, and i didn't want that love to be all tied in with thoughts of my dad in the late 70's and that... 'ass jack'

do these actually work? are they really 200 bucks?

Haaha, great pic. It comes leopard covered, too.
@BiscuitDoughJones: Stop it!!

Where do you even keep those when you arent using them?

That's it! He's wearing mom jeans!

Damn, I didn't know he made house calls!!! Paging Dr. Clooney!

Is that a Liberator or are you just happy to see me?

@baa: George likes props.

He's on his way to my apartment with that as we speak.

I need to go lookup what a Liberator is now.

Um, in different colors those things could be found at Gymboree.

@Sally Tomato:

I believe they were invented by Simon Bolivar.

@In Other News...: Dirty. Funny. Dirty and funny!

Why is the far corner of the Liberator bleached out? Ewwww. But maybe he is using to reduce lower back strain.

On another note, patterned fitted shirt, neck open, silver chain, high pants, crease, thin belt, and a pose that makes him look like he is learning the Hustle. Yep, that is a dad look.

@TriedandTrue: I was just wondering that myself. Mr. Clooney's wardrobe is leaving something to be desired this week ...

@LipService: Sex pillow forts

In that picture he looks like a mere mortal.

Something in this picture reminds me of Bob Ross.

"Friendly, Happy Trees!"

RIP Bob

Liberator Ramp offers support with a deep slope elevation. It strategically lifts your lover’s hips to an altitude of 12 inches, offering access at critical angles that accentuate sensitivity. It’s time to teach your old doggie-style some new tricks.

@jewess: haha, awesome!

Here is the ramp, if anyone wants to poke around (ha! pun) the Liberator page. (Everyone has clothes on, so it should be OK for work, but there are sex toy ads and stuff, so it's still R-rated.)

Gymboree, yes - you can get them in any children's play area catalog (along with those cool giant puzzle shaped foam mats). And actually...i kinda like em. But would like them infinitely better if they came with one of those dad-dressed hustlers, as above. doo-doo-doo doo-doo doo-doo doo-doo!

God, I used to have to sell those to people.

@mcginstein: *rimshot*

@lolly71:

For others, sex pillow farts.

Isn't this what personal assistants are for?

@In Other News...: That's only if you get the angle wrong.

@Trampoline: I do actually use my assistant instead of the ramp. It's my Mongolian blood.

Tantric yoga class is getting expensive with all these accessories. Sheesh.

@jeweltones: And, god, yes, mom mom mom mom jeans.

The 1983 J.C. Penney's catalog called and said it wants its pants back.

wow, hot AND considerate about hitting the G-Spot? [swoon]

It is for his bad back! C'mon you people!

He is so fucking hot. Damn. I can't deal with it.

I'd try the Liberator with Mr Clooney.

Call me!

Unfortunately, I think he's carrying it in a scene for that Coen brothers film he's making - [justjared.buzznet.com] - doesn't look like a car he would be driving around in and doesn't he have lackeys to do loading stuff for him, hee?

It's definitely a scene from the Coen Bros. 'Burn After Reading' and GC plays an assasin or something. Don't know if that's what he's up to in this scene but if you're going to fuck someone to death, you want them to go out on a high note.

George Clooney is on the set of his new movie Burn After Reading in New York. So the clothes probably don't belong to him...phew....and neither does the kinky mat.

Just what is George Clooney doing with a purple sex ramp he was recently seen carrying out of his apartment? Speculation on some sites is that the ramp is a prop in a film he is currently shooting. We'll just have to wait and see. Buy your own "Liberator" Sex Ramp at Stockroom.