Wow. So similar.

How come Dina, LiLo and her sister all look 35-45?

Hey! It looks like the Lohan Gravy Train doesn't have to end with multiple stints in rehab!

Bravo!

When will we get the video of Jamie-Lynn Spears and Conrad Hilton laughing and calling Ali a fire-crotch? I'm counting down.

There's also a tasteless joke about Ali and weight-loss drug Alli in here somewhere, but even I won't go that far.

oh my god, the cycle begins again. phase one: fresh-faced redhead...

@faire-la-moue: phase two: when green velour rompers attack!

She looks like a weird cross between Isla Fisher and Maria Shriver here.

just as frightening as her sister.

She looks like Lindsay did back when Lindsay was still pretty.

And mommy is grooming her to be meal ticket #2.

@jackieheartsb: Not that I found Lilo all that pretty even then, but have to admit she used to be prettier than she is now. As far as Ali being prettier than Lilo now or then...I don't really think so...her face is much too...severe and angular...much too sharp.

And if it's because she's too skinny...that's not likely to change. Weight gain???? The horror. Maybe puberty will help?

And I guess it's good that her face is too sharp.

It's not likely that the same can be said of her mind.

AND:

Love the massive circus whore make-up job on the 13 year old.

NICE.

@botoxtastic: I never really thought Ali was prettier either, until I saw this photo. The hair color flatters her. It reminds me of Lindsay circa Mean Girls, which is when I personally believe she was at her prettiest.

What's with the raunchy tan and mega-freckles on this clan? I'm fair-skinned and get freckles in the sun, too. It's called SUNSCREEN. Look into it. It just looks stupid and unnecessary (even with the 12 layers of self-tanner on top).

Ali scares me. She looks like she might cut you or something.

holy crap, she's a hottie!