I know, I know, it's been preying on my mind too. What to get baby Shiloh for a gift. I considered a helicopter or a set of platinum golf clubs, but then I figured, duh! there's no way St Brad and the Whore of Babylon would have forgotten such obvious necessities in the run-up to the birth.

Luckily, chi-chi online boutique oliebollen is there for all your upscale upstaging 'my baby is the most beautiful accessorized baby ever in the whole world ever and yours is just an ugly freak' needs.

So she's a newborn an unable to do anything much except howl, puke and cry, don't let that stop you splashing out $26.50 on this adorable scrap of material:

Or a babygrow that will fit for AT LEAST a day or two at $21:

Not to mention the Summer Day crib quilt, a mere snip at $99 and so, so darling:

Alteratively, if someone you loathe just had a baby (Hey Tom! How's baby Xenu doing?), make their child look like a prat, for only $6:

Bargain!