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    BetteD: Yeah, Scott Baio. If only America were more like North Korea and Iran. Because the citizens of those countries have so much love for their governmen... more »
    sybilstryk: Having Charles in Charge went from being my happy childhood fantasy to my ultimate adult nightmare. more »
    lucyjae: The new guy in the twitterhood, He lives downstairs and it's understood He's there just to infuriate me Like he's one of the family Charles in charge... more »
    HereComesMyBaby: Rivers never changes! #kirstiealleytwitter more »
    reimoise: STFU, Scott. #kirstiealleytwitter more »
    SurferWomyn: Whoa... fuck you Scott Baio #kirstiealleytwitter more »
    GoldenRatioφ (aka -girl11): Um yes, it would be so great if the U.S. could be more like North Korea and Iran. Is this a new Republican strategy that I've missed? Are North Korea ... more »
    mariamariamaria: Oh Kirstie... from one fattie to another, just concentrate on eating healthy and exercising. If something's still missing, see a shrink, they can hel... more »
    annewithaneee: Nobody loves Chachi. #kirstiealleytwitter more »
    TastyBites: Rivers Cuomo, you are so emo MY WRISTS JUST CUT THEMSELVES. #kirstiealleytwitter more »
  • #tweetbeat

    Kirstie Alley's Weight Loss Goal Is Awfully Ambitious

    Today in Tweet Beat, Kirstie Alley is still hung up on publicly losing weight, Holly Madison learns a lesson, and Kathy Najimy learns to spin fire. More »
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    Speidi Dress As Jon & Kate For Halloween

    Today in Tweet Beat, Tila Tequila is pleasantly surprised that her breasts can help others, Intervention's Ken Seeley tries hitting up Paris Hilton for some new clients, and Kim Zolciak believes she's being sabotaged. More »
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    Levi Johnston Tweets About His "Wang"

    Today in Tweet Beat, Levi Johnston contemplates how much his wiener is worth, Scott Baio brags about his pro-life bona fides, and Kirstie Alley defends Scientology. More »
  • #tweatbeat

    Is Yoko Ono Talking About Vaginas?

    Today in Tweet Beat, Yoko Ono proposes a positive body image exercise, Kate Major is happy that Jon Gosselin is being sued, and Scott Baio announces that he is both a Republican and a friend of Glenn Beck. More »
  • #dirtbag

    Scott Baio Is 46 & Married

    • Scott Baio tied the knot with longtime girlfriend Renee Sloan Saturday in L.A. The couple have a newborn daughter. Good luck, kids! [People]
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  • #importantholidays

    So Give It Up, Why Are We Still Single?

    It is Unmarried & Single Americans Week, and as it happens, it is also my birthday this week, which will commemorate another year I have lived on this earth as an unmarried & single person, along with every one of my fellow Jezebels (though Anna is sort of spoken for.) I have little hope of changing this status, for as anyone who is single will tell you, singledom is a self-perpetuating state that builds upon itself, like a "cycle" of violence, or the welfare state, or addiction, or depression; in fact, all of those things are probably related. When you're single, everyone you know is single; friends who marry drop away from your circle of drinking partners — and if they don't, they'll probably regain their singledom before long — and what's more, everyone you know is so highly preferable to anyone you would actually be allowed to date, and you couldn't date anyone you know, because it would be weird, and besides, last time that happened it totally ruined your friendship for a couple of weeks. More »
  • #dumbstudies

    If Scott Baio And Liza Minnelli Had Great Sex, Is There Any Sense To Be Made Of The World?

    Our friend John told us the other day that all men know, within five seconds whether they'd do a girl, whether they'd date her and whether they would want to meet her mom. And a new scientific study on German speed-daters from the University of Shit We Didn't Need The Scientific Method To Help Us With says he is basically right! Additionally, women tend to be "pickier," and less likely to pick mates based on superficial attractiveness, because at the end of the day, we womyn are looking for someone who won't leave us. Fascinating! And on any normal day, we'd be content to leave it at that. But we just read a partial transcript of reality TV phenomenon Scott Baio's recent interview with Howard Stern, which reminded us that such generalizations do not convey the full, rich story in all of its eye-opening nuance:
    Scott admitted that he'd banged "less attractive" chicks because it was his way of "giving back."
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  • #dirtbag

    Angelina Jolie: A Jealous Bitch Just Like The Rest Of Us

    • We find it hard to believe that Angelina Jolie is in any way threatened by her man Brad's ex, but a source tells 'Page Six' that that's precisely the case, making Angelina, sadly, a little more like us mere mortals. [PageSix]
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