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more about #russellsimmons PoisonPixie: So sad that Winehouse needs implants to acheive what she used to look like before the heavy drugs. #madonna more » SidheDragon: Pishaw - Stephen Fry loves London. I seriously doubt he'd leave to live here. Though if he did I'd be thrilled. He alone would raise our national a... more » Scoithniamh: I don't understand Oksana Grigorieva's statement- what road? Are we missing something here? Also, when I read that thing from Joss Stone, I thought,... more » Red-headed bookworm: I really hate to comment on anyone's body, but Amy Winehouse used to have that pin-up look, before she started all the drugs...*sigh* She was pretty a... more » ihateyourescalade: "Madonna is in Brazil, but not to meet Jesus' parents." Well, of course not. As Madonna would know, Jesus' parents were Mary and God, so she'd have t... more » Ms Meghan is Reppin' the Triforce: Right, my straight edge boyfriend is obviously lying when he says he doesn't smoke pot. And clearly I am lying when I say I don't smoke anything at a... more » napalmnacey is an angry feminist: If pot just made me sleepy and giggly, I'd be on it all the fuckin' time. It makes me God-damned crazy. #madonna more » Bob Wiley: I was at Tracy Morgan's show at Carnegie Hall and I was deeply disappointed at how many homophobic and misogynistic things he had to say. He made com... more » freckles: I used to intern at a certain magazine a few years back and I had to transcribe an interview with hot hottie Jason Lewis....he was surprisingly articu... more » bluebears: Joss Stone was so high when she said that. #madonna more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: I like Fred's comment on TMZ regard Carrie Prejean's video: I hope all of you HATERS out there know that it is a **very rare** female that HAS NOT du... more » seachange: Joss, I don't smoke pot anymore, and I'm not lying. In the beginning, pot made me laugh my arse off. Eventually, though, it made me paranoid, lazy, a... more » heykoukla: If you lot take Stephen Fry, there will be trouble. You have been warned. #madonna more » rednrowdy: dear joss, cute stoner jokes there, but i'm not crazy about what smoking does to my lungs...be it cigarettes, pot, or anything else. so when i say i... more » lilbobbytables: I adore Sir Ian McKellan. That quote made my morning. #madonna more » Devonna: Tweeting about yourself starting with "BREAKING NEWS!!!!" is further proof as to what a tool Levi Johnston is. #madonna more » BuffyBot: i saw tracy morgan in atlantic city in september and i was really disappointed in his material. he went right to racial and gender stereotypes and mak... more » Island of Misfit Toys: Michael Lohan or Joe Jackson. Who is the more disgusting human being? Discuss. #madonna more » ketamineKitty: good news, amy winehouse! there is a much cheaper and more delicious way to make your ass get fatter! trust me! #madonna more » ketamineKitty: dammit, lady ga ga, i told you about that time i was drugged by supermodels and sold to the russian mob IN CONFIDENCE. #dirtbag more » -
#dirtbag
Madonna's Mission In Brazil; Lindsay's Relationship With Heath Ledger
- Madonna is in Brazil, but not to meet Jesus' parents. She says:
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#ragtrade
Beyoncé Smells Like Money; Russell Simmons Loses His Shit Over Where To Sit At Charlotte Ronson
- As predicted, Beyoncé will have a fragrance by springtime. For the rights to her name, Sasha Fierce is set to earn up to $20 million over the next three years. [WWD]
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#ragtrade
Jacko's Sparkly Concert Costume; Anna Read What You Wrote About Her On Facebook
- Michael Jackson has settled on a costume for his upcoming tour: an ensemble made entirely from Swarovski crystals. His wardrobe uses 300,000 of the sparklers. Of course, this is the man who once wore a gold-plated jacket. [WWD]
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#dirtbag
Obama Ladies Catch Beyoncé; Perez Apologizes
- Michelle Obama and "first tweens" Malia and Sasha skipped the health care talk President Obama gave on ABC last night and went to a Beyoncé concert instead.
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#dirtbagafterdark
Miley & Justin Split; Megan Fox Likes Weed
- Miley Cyrus and Justin Gaston have split after less than a year together. A source says the breakup was a result of Miley's traveling, and not Nick Jonas, although he and Miley "have been spending time together." [Us]
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#ragtrade
Jay-Z-Owned Fragrance Company To Sell Scent Of A Mystery Female Artist
- The future will smell like Jay-Z, Rihanna, and Kanye West. (And, if I'm understanding "established female artist" correctly, Beyoncé.) [WWD]
- Kim Gordon hates it when you call some fashion thing "fierce." [The Cut]
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#ragtrade
Agyness Deyn Keen To Kick Habit; Zooey Deschanel To Design Glasses
- Agyness Deyn might try hypnotism to quit smoking. She "obviously" wants to stop so she can "settle down and have babies," says a friend of her boyfriend's. Obviously that's any woman's only consideration. [Daily Mail]
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#ragtrade
Jessica Travels, Kimora Cuts Back, Jen Wants A Beauty Deal
- Jessica Simpson is launching a line of luggage. Because that's the image of America we want to project when we travel abroad! [People]
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#dirtbag
Etta James To Beyoncé: Just Kidding!
- Etta James says when she was ripping Beyoncé about singing "At Last" for the President, "I didn't really mean anything…"
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#dirtbag
Madonna Gets The Kids, Jessica Gets Support, And DMX Gets 90 Days
- Guy Richie will not fight ex-wife Madonna's plans to move their children to the United States, claiming that he would rather keep his children together than tear them apart with a nasty custody battle. [Mirror]
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#dirtbag
Paula Abdul Out At Idol?; ScarJo's Romantic Marriage
- Sources say Paula Abdul is basically done with American Idol. Just like when she sees a mediocre contestant, it's all: "Thank you, but no." [MSNBC Scoop]
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#ragtrade
Designer, Animal Activist Russell Simmons Likes Cuddly Creatures, But Not That Much
- Russell Simmons may be vegan but admits, “my clothes are not especially animal-friendly." [BlackBook]
- In a somehow perfect/distasteful marriage, Gwen Stefani and L.A.M.B. will be designing the uniforms for W Hotel employees. [Portfolio]
- We've been burned by Target's accessories collabs before, but hopes are running high for the Sigerson Morrison-Anya Hindmarch double whammy! Pics! [FabSugar]
- Some dick crashes the shows at Fashion Week; heckles; makes racist jokes; kills. [NYC The Blog]
- Baby Dior. 'Nuff said. [The Life Files]
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#michaelphelps
Live, From New York: It's Michael Phelps
- Michael Phelps will host the season premiere of Saturday Night Live. Um, swimming skits? Will you watch if he's not bare-chested? Just asking. [Yahoo News]
- Lindsay Lohan responds to the stuff her dad's been saying: "He’s out of control. I want him to stop hurting and talking to the media about the people I love." [Perez Hilton]
- Sam Ronson responds to LL's dad too: "i really don't want to say anything because i feel like he wins- he, being the man who is so desperate for attention that he goes to the media whenever possible… i am not the reason that he has no contact with his daughter… i feel no need to publicly defend my role in lindsay's life… i'm just sorry that she likes me more than him… i'm not the one that is so lost that i need to use my relationship with lindsay to earn a living…" There's more! [Perez Hilton]
- Hilary Duff's dad was sentenced to 10 days in jail for contempt of court for violating a court order that prohibited him from selling off assets without the consent of his estranged wife, Susan. Susan was requesting $25,000 to celebrate Hilary's 21st birthday (9/28), and pretty much calling Bob Duff a deadbeat dad for not paying up. On one hand, surely Hilary has her own cash? On the other hand, a father has to do what a father is legally obligated to do. He was taken from the courtroom in handcuffs… [Yahoo News]
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#victoriabeckhamplanedisaster
Posh Spice In Plane Panic!
- Victoria "Posh Spice" Beckham was on a plane with kids Romeo and Cruz when a bird flew into one the of the aircraft's engines right before take-off. According to The Sun, "Passengers screamed as the pilot slammed on the brakes and the plane screeched to a halt. It was then that the horrifying scale of the disaster really hit home for Victoria — she realised she was wearing standard-issue aircraft pyjamas and no make-up." [The Sun]
- Amy Winehouse hit her own damn bodyguard. Get a grip, girl! [The Sun]
- And here's a man who says Amy Winehouse punched him in the face three times at a pub. Is this new news? It's so hard to tell. [The Sun]
- Jamie Lynn Spears and new baby! Picture! [ONTD, via OK!]
- Is Mary-Kate Olsen heading back to rehab? Midweek Madness will have more on this later. [Star]
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#dirtbag
Kimora Lee Simmons Is Not Going To Let Russell Be Another Deadbeat Dad
- Russell Simmons is forking over $20,000 per daughter in child support to Kimora Lee, which seems about right when you take into account that they are not just children but living ambassadors of Fabulosity. [TMZ]
- Naomi Campbell was kind enough to get arrested wearing one of Nelson Mandela's signature baseball caps, thus showering millions of dollars in free publicity on his AIDS awareness campaign, and this is the thanks she gets? [MSNBC]
- Mary-Kate Olsen and Ben Kingsley make out in the new movie The Wackness and now the guy we all associate with one of modern history's foremost humanist visionaires is going around talking about how making out with someone 42 years younger than him was completely cool and she was "totally in charge." [People]
- Miley Cyrus admits that her latest song "7 Things" is a very angry song, because it's about an ex-boyfriend, not a specific Jonas brotherly ex-boyfriend you understand, but just like a composite character ex-boyfriend, since anyone who's been around the block a few times knows that shitty guys generally adhere to a few typical patterns of behavior and also, hello, 15-year-old Disney teen idol confections maybe do not write their own songs. Not that their quotes don't sound like they do! "[It goes] through all the different stages of what's been going on the past couple years…It was like a little therapy moment for me." [People]
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#dirtbag
Lindsay Sings: "If I Want It, I Get It. Now."
- Synth! Dance beat! Breathy vocals! It's Lindsay Lohan's new track, "Bossy." And guess what? It doesn't totally suck. "Stop touching me without permission," she sings. "I'm jut a little bossy. If I want it, I get it — Now." Ha! Like that fur coat? But is the song as good as Kelis's "Bossy"? Well, LL's track was written by Ne-Yo. Lemme know what you think. I may have to listen again. And Again. And then one more time, with rollerskates on. I'm so embarrassed. [People]
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#snapjudgmentsweekendedition
Jen Aniston Sunbathes • Brad & Angie Fly High • Heidi Klum Gives The Finger
Welcome back to the Monday morning edition of Snap Judgment, in which we publish the celebrity snaps that came in over the earlier part of the weekend. Inside: Lindsay Lohan, Sam Ronson, Jennifer Aniston, Naomi Campbell, Heidi Klum, Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, and Mark Ronson. All those - and others - in the gallery beginning below. (Click on the headline, then a pic to start gallery.) More » -
#thegoodthebadtheugly
Tribeca Film Festival: The Stars Dress Up For Robert DeNiro
It's officially springtime in New York. (And no, not just because it's an insane 78 degrees today.) Last night marked the opening of this year's Tribeca Film Festival, the indie showcase masterminded by Robert DeNiro and producer Jane Rosenthal in an effort to reinvigorate Lower Manhattan and the New York art community alike. In addition to DeNiro and his gorgeous wife Grace Hightower, David Bowie, Iman, Martha Stewart, Donna Karan, Russell Simmons, Porschia Coleman, Sigourney Weaver, Natasha Richardson, Gayle King, Jerry and Jessica Seinfeld, and others were on hand. The full Good, Bad & Ugly, after the jump. More » -
#thegoodthebadtheugly
Stars, T-Shirts Come Out To (Hip) Hop The Vote
If you're reading this and you're living in the state of Pennsylvania, for the love of God: Please vote tomorrow. Clearly, the hip hop community shares my sentiments, as the National Hip Hop League staged a Vote 2008 event in Philadelphia yesterday, encouraging young adults to get off their asses and head to the polls. Leading the charge was none other than Russell Simmons, who recruited stars like Ciara, Lil Mama, Flo-Rida, O'Neal McNight, poker players Diane Nguyen and Heather Smith, Emily King, Rocsi and Valeisha Butterfield to his cause. Who looked good? Who looked bad? Who looked ugly? It's all after the jump. But really: Who cares? Just vote, please. More » -
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Angelina's Unborn Kids Already Making Money
- Photographs of Angelina Jolie's (now) unborn babies could be worth a whopping $10 million. An editor who remains anonymous actually says: "It's at the point now where some stars might decide to have more kids just to collect the money from their photos." Hahahahahaha. No. [Page Six]
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#thegoodthebadtheugly
The Fashions At Flawless Were Anything But
Last night in New York, Demi Moore, left, hosted a special screening of her latest movie, Flawless, in which she co-stars with Michael Caine as an executive so disgruntled over glass ceilings that she agrees to screw over her employer and steal some diamonds. And although the plot of the film seems somewhat flimsy, Moore turned up to the screening looking well, flawless, if you ask me. Too bad the others in attendance — Vogue's Andre Leon Talley, Harper's Bazaar's Glenda Bailey, Project Runway's Christian Siriano, Donna Karan and Debbie Harry — didn't follow suit! The full Good, Bad, and Ugly of the Flawless screening, after the jump. More » -
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RIP Kanye's Mom
- Kanye West's mother, Dr. Donda West, died Saturday in L.A. She was 58 years old. The cause of death has not been released. Dr. West was formerly the chair of Chicago State University's English Department. In her book, Raising Kanye, her son wrote in the foreword: "I have known my mom since I was zero years old. She is quite dope." [USA Today]
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#dirtbag
Britney Spears Ignores Court Orders, Basic Laws; Loses Babies
- Britney Spears lost custody of her kids because she didn't meet with a drug counselor, submit to drug testing or enroll in parenting classes — all things the judge overseeing her custody battle with Kevin Federline had ordered. Is it possible that she'd be relieved not to have primary custody? [TMZ]
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#ragtrade
Victoria Beckham Wants To Rearrange Your Face
- Victoria Beckham's latest professional endeavor is a makeup line called "V-Sculpt," which is supposed to give its users finer features. It launches today in Tokyo. Because Asia is known for its coarse, exaggerated features? Also: what? [WWD, 1st item]
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#letterfromayogainstructor
At Fashion Week, The Better The Access, The Worse The "Energy"
On the last day of Fashion Week, a very long legged person in hot shorts and fishnets appeared at my doorstep. It was Wonkette videographer and yoga instructor Liz Glover, bearing many gifts: interviews with Russell Simmons and Ivana Trump discussing world affairs! Brandon Davis! A Polaroid of her and Vince Gallo! Also, a baggily dressed student. "How did you get Vincent Gallo to talk to you?" I wondered. "Well, I told him that Gawker may be mean, but that I teach yoga, and I believe in karma," she said sunnily. She had similarly won herself entrance to Zac Posen, Calvin Klein and numerous parties we couldn't. But it was a double-edged sword: Fashion Week, she found, was full of negative energy, misaligned chakras and spiritual hunger. (And also: hunger.) It was so disturbing, in fact, she felt she wanted to write a personal plea for self-love to all its participants. As her pupil massaged our cat — he was headed on a retreat in Hawaii the next day, and he needed Liz to sign a release form ("You know us Libras, we can't decide if we're going till the spur of the moment like that") — and Liz told us about the disturbing orgy at the Russell Simmons party, we decided it was a message that deserved to be aired. More » -
#dirtbag
Michelle Williams: Soon-To-Be-Single Mom
- Heath Ledger and Michelle Williams: SPLIT! "They've been fighting for six months," says a source. Their daughter, Matilda, is 23 months old. [Star]
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#ragtrade
MTV Invests In Clothing Line Of Indentured Famous Person Lauren Conrad
- Shocking but true: MTV is investing in subversive style iconoclast Lauren Conrad's clothing line. What, Emily Weiss didn't tell her about "private equity"? We think this is a first for media behemoth Viacom and the apparel industry and we can only hope Toastie and Scott Baio's BFF are next, and that whoever owns Fuse will back Heidi and Spencer's line of American flag wear, and that no one in the country ever buys any of this shit. [Portfolio]
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#newsat10
News At 10: Lindsay Lohan Really Loves The Box
- Now that she's blazed a trail through young Hollywood's most eligible male heirs, club-happy Lindsay Lohan may be shacking up with lesbian DJ Samantha Ronson. [PerezHilton]
