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    Pizza!Pizza!Pizza!: Even with the vag rejuvenation media frenzy, I have a feeling American tastes are much closer to yearly boob jobs for the hubby's birthday. But whatev... more »
    Aesop's Foibles. YES.: OW!! OW OW OW!! OWWCCHHH!!! What the? Why? How is that a good gift? How is that good, period? Christ! My own whory old vagina just cringed! Good God, ... more »
    HarpMadness: See, I always thought that part of the obsession with the woman being a virgin on the man's part was that she had never been with another man, so she ... more »
    Eric Northman is mine: an annual present? What ever happened to gift cards, ties, sports paraphenlia...etc? more »
    nessalicious: My vagina actually contracted from fear all on it's own when I read that. more »
    ElleL: Like a virgin.... touched for the 6th time! more »
    PinkSoxHat: Ladies, that's a dealbreaker. more »
    dancerevolution: What annual present does he give her? more »
    recidivicious: Every exclamation of disbelief popping into my head right now seems woefully inadequate for the extent of wtf-ery that this is. more »
    greengrey: How about they request that the patriarchy stop placing importance on virginity? more »
  • #badmedicine

    Like A Virgin

    A 30-year-old woman from Moscow has been asked to stop requesting surgery to restore her virginity after her sixth such operation—an annual present to her husband—nearly killed her. [Mirror]
  • #pimpmyvadge

    Vaginal Rejuvenation Doctor "Knows" Kegels Don't Work

    Dr. David Matlock, the guy who pioneered the vaginal rejuvenation "industry," was on The View this morning to discuss his trade—and hit up his demo. He mentioned that women tell him what they want done by telling him how old they want their vaginas to feel, after which he made a pretty gross joke about women wanting vaginas like 14-year-olds. Joy Behar was not amused, and confronted him on the fact that creating tighter vaginas is actually more beneficial for men than for women. He disagreed, but didn't really explain why. However, he did say that he "knows" that kegels do not work. Is it just me, or is this "doctor" totally fucking unethical, going on a national talk show and telling women that kegel exercises are basically pointless? Clip above.
  • #drmatlock

    Get A "Sexier" Vagina For The Low, Low Cost Of $18,000!

    Remember Dr. Matlock , aka Dr. Sex? He's the dude who pioneered the whole "designer vagina" thing, selling genital cosmetic surgery to women, telling them that it will make sex feel physically better. Barf. First of all, when I went to two different doctors to get consultations for vaginoplasty for the Pimp My Vadge series last year, I was told by one doctor that by having surgery down there, you run the risk of seriously damaging the nerve endings in your clit. Secondly, wouldn't making a vagina tighter make sex feel better for the man, not the woman? Lastly, $18,000 for this crap!? Seriously!? Listen to Dr. Matlock pat himself on the back in the clip above. More »
  • #labiaplasty

    Pimp My Vadge

    You know how there's that stoopid trend in plastic surgery in which women try to "normalize" their labia by homogenizing them? (I went for my own consultations, once upon a time.) Well, we have Dr. David Matlock, aka Dr. Sex, to thank for that. He's the dude who's pioneered the whole thing, and also invented the G-Shot (that shot that's supposed to enlarge your g-spot to enhance sexual pleasure, but has no real research behind it). Anyway, in this profile on Dr. Matlock in the Times of London, we learn that he is now a multimillionaire, and he refers to his patients as "customers." At least he's honest. [Times]
  • #pimpmyvadge

    Experts Agree: Vaginoplasty Is Stupid, Unnecessary, & Dangerous

    We sorta figured out on our own that unnecessary cosmetic surgery on your vagina is bad for you, but now a report from the American College of Obstetricians and Gynecologists is making it official. According to the report, there are no studies or scientific data supporting the efficacy of procedures such as "vaginal rejuvenation," "designer vaginoplasty," and "G-spot stimulation." Oh, and the report says that it's possible that someone could take a knife or syringe to you down there, but there's no real proof that they've changed anything for the better (or changed anything at all) because "standard medical nomenclature" is not used in regards to the procedure. Yikes! But what we found most troubling was this:
    Also of concern are ethical issues associated with the marketing of these procedures and the national franchising in this field. Such a business model that controls the dissemination of scientific knowledge is troubling.
    As you'll remember, we investigated this whole bullshit business of vaginoplasty a few months back. We showed our (very normal) labia to some doctors, who we found through an extensive print campaign advertising the performance of the procedure, and through a PR firm that the one of the doctors hired to get the word out there about vaginoplasty. More »