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Nicole Richie Loves A Fart Joke

Today in Tweet Beat, Nicole Richie has scents of humor, Jason Reitman is a little bit brag-y, and celebs like Kim Kardashian and Kendra Wilkinson tweet about the Super Bowl. More »
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Image of Kristinkles Ingabogovinanana Kristinkles Ingabogovinanana 06:54 PM

What a blah day. Did anyone do anything exciting?? Anyone make a great decision, or wake up feeling bubbly?

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Image of Blodwynn Blodwynn 06:52 PM

Just thought I'd let y'all know that you'll be seeing less and less of me around these parts. I'll still pop by every now and then, check messages, but don't expect much commenting after today. Jez has been going downhill for me, and I've decided to move away from it for a while. If theres anything you feel like telling me, PMs work, I'll be checking them regularly. :)

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Image of sayah sayah 06:55 PM

@Blodwynn: I'll miss you babe!

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Image of token_liberal token_liberal 06:58 PM

@Blodwynn: I hope you reconsider some time in the future. You make this place more fun.

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Image of Scout Scout 07:15 PM

@Blodwynn: what are you trying to say exactly? ; P

ciao

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#snapjudgment Click here to read Stella & Thandie: Black Is The New Black

Stella & Thandie: Black Is The New Black

[London, February 8. Image via AP.]

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By Dodai
Image of dangerslut dangerslut 06:42 PM

On the subject of high school reunions--

I joined the FB group for mine, mostly so I could FB-stalk and I have no real intention of going.

But.

There are people who have joined the group, who didn't even graduate with my HS class. I don't mean like drop outs--I mean kids I went to elementary school with and for some reason went to a different HS in the area.

So, I'm annoyed at the people who have the gall to openly do what I'm doing in secret. I just can't help myself.

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Image of ainsworth2 ainsworth2 06:42 PM

If anyone remembers a while back when I mentioned how I found out this dude I used to crush on heavily is trying to win a Star Trek wedding:

I kinda can't believe I'm doing this but I'm copying and pasting this link.
Vote for the entry labelled "Graduate School."

[apps.facebook.com]

I am so happy I am not the bride. While I love me some spock, I couldn't deal with bridal spock.
But the dude is a good guy and he treated me well. And I kinda think this is hysterically hilarious.

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Image of warhol's gnarwol warhol's gnarwol 06:42 PM

[www.esquire.com]

It's actually less of a survey and more of a quiz, with fun questions like, "What must you remove in order to change a flat tire?"

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Image of Mr.Gawn Mr.Gawn 06:40 PM

QUICK (pointless) POLL!

How many of you have the new Facebook ?

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Image of Scar It O' Scare-a Scar It O' Scare-a 06:42 PM

@Mr.Gawn: It just showed up tonight for me.

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Image of Hermione Danger (aka ucelluccia) Hermione Danger (aka ucelluccia) 06:46 PM

@Mr.Gawn: Me. I don't hate it.

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Image of rodmanstreet rodmanstreet 06:56 PM

@Mr.Gawn: I don't have any Facebook, and every time I think about reopening my account (as I was thinking this weekend) I hear about some new horrible feature. What's it doing now? Should I still consider reopening my account?

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Image of Zombies make the heart grow fonder Zombies make the heart grow fonder 07:06 PM

@Mr.Gawn: Me. I have had it since Tuesday last week.

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#mybloodyvalentine Click here to read True Romance

True Romance

Relationship expert Jenni Trent Hughes: "We may no longer be knights in shining armour or damsels in distress, but we still want and need romance - it is part of our emotional DNA." [Independent]
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By Sadie
Image of gnara gnara 06:38 PM

I already know how ridiculous this is going to sound as I type it, but that stupid article that basically gave women an expiration date of 28 is irritating me. I'm 28! Even though I know it was a stupid, stupid article.

But it makes me feel like I should have had at least one torrid love affair by this point in my life, and it is messing with my determination to not worry about men at least until I finish this last term of coursework. Can anyone empathize at least? Or just tell me I'm an idiot; I could probably use that too.

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Image of LBB LBB 06:45 PM

@gnara: I think those articles are stupid, but deep down I always worry what if they're true? Because if that one you mention is right, I reached my expiration date two years ago and it's all downhill from here. Basically they feed right into my worst fears and I HATE THEM AND HOW THEY GET UNDER MY SKIN.

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Image of gnara gnara 06:51 PM

@LBB: Exactly. Stupid article, and stupid brain for caring about it!

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Image of Scout Scout 06:57 PM

@gnara: i don't think you actually want me to tell you that you are an idiot.

so I won't

but i will ask - why are you reading such low-level articles?

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Image of gnara gnara 07:01 PM

@Scout: Really only read Anna's critique of it. Ha. But thanks for being gentle.

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Image of Scout Scout 07:10 PM

@gnara: you are better than that article and certainly no idiot, dearest.

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Image of Hermione Danger (aka ucelluccia) Hermione Danger (aka ucelluccia) 06:32 PM

I may have my problems with the world, and my house may still be messier than I'm comfortable, and I may have sliced my hand open at work and bled all over everything, and my husband and I may have had a big fight yesterday...

but all of that was forgotten when he did our taxes today. Thank you, Academic Opportunity Credit.

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Image of sayah sayah 06:41 PM

@Hermione Danger (aka ucelluccia): Sorry about your sucky day and bleeding but yay for your HB doing the taxes!

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Image of Blodwynn Blodwynn 06:30 PM

Huh. Is it possible to be de-promoted in a thread? Because that seems to be what happened to me.

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Image of rodmanstreet rodmanstreet 06:34 PM

@Blodwynn: Yes, it's possible.

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Image of Blodwynn Blodwynn 06:35 PM

@rodmanstreet: Well, it's quite good I've been avoiding jez as of late. They giveth the black font, and they taketh away!

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#roevsworld Click here to read "It Is, I Hope, A Good Horror Story": Comic Series Stars Vengeful Fetus

"It Is, I Hope, A Good Horror Story": Comic Series Stars Vengeful Fetus

The words of Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, and New York magazine may seem unlikely authorities on abortion's moral dubiousness, but then, this is a writer explaining to Awl readers why his comic features an undead fetus. Gotta speak their language. More »
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By Irin
Image of Chamalla,barren crone Chamalla,barren crone 06:27 PM

Jezzies, today's topics have me ready to hit the bottle, who wants to join me in a box of recession friendly Franzia? I can't afford alcohol in bottles anymore, this will have to do.

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Image of swat1227 swat1227 06:32 PM

@Chamalla,barren crone: Hey, their white wines aren't too bad....

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Image of sayah sayah 06:25 PM

Wow, over 700 comments in the latest Taylor Swift-thread. How?! My mind boggles.

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Image of LazyHippo LazyHippo 06:30 PM

@sayah: They're all caught in a bad romance.

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Image of Atomic Bowling Atomic Bowling 06:30 PM

@sayah: I'm pretty sure that fighting about Taylor Swift is now our "thing".

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Image of sayah sayah 06:34 PM

@LazyHippo: Zing!

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Image of rodmanstreet rodmanstreet 06:35 PM

@sayah: I can't believe I missed another Swiftgate.

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Image of sayah sayah 06:35 PM

@Atomic Bowling: Pretty soon, instead of Team Pie or Cake, you'll have to choose Gaga or Taylor?

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Image of GGobsessed GGobsessed 06:36 PM

@rodmanstreet: DON'T feel bad about it. You've missed nothing. The insanity, it's out of control.

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Image of Scoldy Lox Scoldy Lox 06:36 PM

@sayah: I replied to one well-reasoned post, and then got the hell outta there.

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Image of sayah sayah 06:38 PM

@Scoldy Lox: Smart move! I promoted a good comment, then I fled.

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Image of token_liberal token_liberal 06:39 PM

@rodmanstreet: I missed it too. Sometimes it's a good thing to be busy at work.

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Image of notsodarling notsodarling 06:42 PM

@token_liberal: I'm with ya on that one. Who knew that being busy as work could occasionally be a good thing?

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Image of Kristinkles Ingabogovinanana Kristinkles Ingabogovinanana 06:45 PM

@sayah: Lord, really? I read it right when it was posted, before any real mud slinging in the comments. Was anyone else de-starred today?

MOG

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Image of sayah sayah 06:47 PM

@Kristinkles Ingabogovinanana: I don't know, I just read a few comments, maybe 20? I guess we'll see later today or tomorrow when the backlash strikes here.

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Image of LazyHippo LazyHippo 06:56 PM

@sayah: The real question is which of them is pie and which is cake.

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@sayah: nothing like giving all the whack jobs on the interwebs more ammunition against us.

nice goin' ladies!

and in all fairness, the original posts (editors I'm lookin' at you) of said threads should stop too.

Pie, anyone?

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Image of precipice precipice 06:24 PM

So I finally saw Avatar this weekend, and while it was visually stunning (and I don't just mean Sam Worthington), I'm not sure it deserves a Best Picture Oscar. I also saw The Hurt Locker. I didn't intentionally pit them against each other this weekend... it just happened. Anyway, I was completely engrossed in The Hurt Locker and I don't usually like war movies. I thought it was really, really well made and thoughtful. Anyone else have thoughts or favorites in the Oscar race?#groupthink Reply
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Image of ablative ablative 06:22 PM

I am listening to the Red Hot Chili Peppers' "By the Way" album. It's been such a long time since I've listened to this album. It's still really good too.

What are some of your recently rediscovered albums/artists?

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Image of Hermione Danger (aka ucelluccia) Hermione Danger (aka ucelluccia) 06:29 PM

@ablative: Funnily enough, RHCP. Also Kanye and Jay-Z, and hip-hop/rap in general.

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Image of ablative ablative 06:33 PM

@Hermione Danger (aka ucelluccia): I wish I had more Jay-Z in more collection! Good idea.

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Image of rah29 rah29 06:33 PM

@ablative: I've been replaying old Imogen Heap/ Frou Frou lately.

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Image of Hermione Danger (aka ucelluccia) Hermione Danger (aka ucelluccia) 06:34 PM

@ablative: I've had Kanye's "Stronger" and all the old Jay-Z stuff on repeat for longer than I'm comfortable admitting.

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Image of ablative ablative 06:38 PM

@rah29: Ooh she was a late discovery for me, but I love her now!

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Image of LBB LBB 06:38 PM

@ablative: Oasis. After discovering that their albums are on eMusic, I used some credits to buy them after just having the singles rattling around on my iPod. I want to know where "She's Electric" has been all my life because I'm completely in love with it.

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Image of rah29 rah29 06:41 PM

@ablative: I'm a huge fan! She's actually playing in my city on Friday but I can't go as I'm out of town. Sad! Then again I'm not too gutted as I'll be at my BFF's birthday party, so it's not bad compensation.

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#suchagoodfeeling Click here to read Should You Think Twice About Being Mr. Rogers' Neighbor?

Should You Think Twice About Being Mr. Rogers' Neighbor?

So what if Mr. Rogers hides behind furniture, sings about marrying his mom, and declares "I'm a man who likes to talk and sing with children," in this montage? He's probably still a better neighbor than DJ Lance. [N.Y. Magazine]
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By Margaret
Image of dangerslut dangerslut 06:18 PM


Can someone find me a youtube video on how to do my eyes this way?

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@dangerslut:

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Image of dangerslut dangerslut 06:28 PM

@sayah: You rock!

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Image of fridaphile fridaphile 06:13 PM

I may be in the minority, but I am just not clicking on Jersey Shore pieces anymore. I am so DONE with them. Just my two cents.

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Image of ms negative the easy-going unicorn ms negative the easy-going unicorn 06:20 PM

@fridaphile: I'm in another country and I've never seen Jersey Shore, or The Hills or that show with 8 kids for that matter. and yet I know way more about all these people than I want to, even if I don't click on the pieces. they are like plastic waste floating all over the ocean that is Internet.

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Image of Scout Scout 07:00 PM

@fridaphile: what took you so long to come to your senses, dearest?

; P

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