Time was, an artist pissed on Christ, and the rest of the art community couldn't really unleash his bodily fluids on anything else for a good five years. Not so with the highbrow wasted semen trend! And aren't we lucky? First we got to read about how Dash Snow shoots his loads all over New York Post headlines, then how Ryan McGinley mixes semen into his paints blah blah, and today we have news that French copycat jizzer
Philippe Meste is calling for donations to fill a 240-gallon Catholic schoolkid-built plexiglas "sperm cube." (We can only assume the Church went along with this plan, duh, for its potential to dissuade 135,168 dudes who might otherwise donate their sperm to blasphemous lesbian couples.) But it sort of makes us pine for wasted semen's more lowbrow days, like the old "baking sperm into the birthday cake" trick, or the fraternity classic where the guy jerking off in the bathroom rubs his dick with the ejaculated semen, then wraps it in toilet paper so he can swing the door open on his frat brothers, groaning "I'm the cum mummy, I'm the cum mummy..."

Yup, That's A Big Block of Sperm [Esquire]

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