Everyone's met an old hippie who can bore for hours about how drugs were much better in their day, and the irritating thing is, they were probably right. Having watched this (alleged) Spike Lee video for Melle Mel's classic anti-drug song, White Lines (starring Lawrence Fishburn, allegedly), we can only think that those loveable knickerless druggies Britney and Lindsay would have done a lot better back in 1984.

Apparently, in those days snorting prodigious amounts of coke didn't provoke you to anything more sinister than bad improvisational modern dance.

[White Lines (Don't Do It)] youtube.com