i love jayz. thats all ive got to say.

I don't even want to know what he means by "the drip"

What's the drip? I'm so not up with the STD lingo. I'm taking that as a good thing. A yearly blood test and the clinical names is as close as I want to get.

funny. spanish jose? is there another kind?

Before De-Haven started hanging out with Hov, you see, "he was hanging out with some 'school' guys. Nerds!" De-Haven was the one who introduced him to the thug life, although Jay-Z was mostly an observing body; specifically, he didn't have an "affiliation" with a person named "Spanish Jose" whom he mentions in some of his songs.

10 years after the fact, he pulls the "no street-cred" card. hater.

DO. NOT. Like. HIM. All I can think of when I see Jay-z is how the hell does Beyounce fuck him...and now with the disclosure of the STD's I feel the need to go take a shower and clean off the stink I feel just from reading this.

According to Urban Dictionary (and NOT from personal knowledge) :

The Drip is "the greenish smelly discharge of a woman or man that got gonorhhea or chlamydia or both. Usually consists of pus or pus like matierial and blood and some other shit.

Daaaamn that bitch region stink. She got the drip? or I was bout to bang dat bitch but i pulled down her pants and found out she had the drip so i had to hop up outta that real quick. "

EL OH EL. It'll take more than Bouncy to upgrade that!

Isn't Beyonce a virgin?

You mean these thug lifers are just full of it? Who next? Don't tell me Ja Rule is really a little punk.

I knew a guy in college that we called "White Jay-Z." Jay-Z might not be the best looking dude, but he would be, like, 90 times uglier if he were white. Trust me, I've seen it.

When I saw that headline I thought he meant they had sex with the same woman at the same time, and I figured "the drip" was a euphanisim for the fact that they were ,like, dripping with each other's bodily fluids. Is that weird?

That is the most disgusting thing I've heard all week. 'We both got the Drip'...Queen mother, don't let him within 10 miles of HLOL. My hatred of straight men just doubled.

@secretagentgirl: And, on that note, I'll head into the kitchen to make dinner.

@the memorexe: Now that you mention it, I do not see Beyonce as a sexual person at all. I don't know. Something about her. Like she wouldn't enjoy sex or something.

@hatepaperdoll: I'm relieved that your brain is as disturbed as mine. Or maybe I should be scared?

My mom took him to the clinic.

Bwah aah ha ha ha ha ha.....now THAT'S playa-hatin'.

i'm kinda surprised that "the drip" isn't a commonly known phrase. it's just like the clap, only more, y'know, visceral.

De-Haven?

All I know is, Jay-Z has an old man face. It's not attractive at all. Damn, he must have a fascinating personality and mad skills in bed for Beyonce to get with him. And the thought of him having the drip is just, ewwww.

@blondegrlz:Probably a little.

Hot A-- Mess

@lanouvelleprive:
Ditto. When I read the title, I was like, "Ew! What the fuck is the drip?!"

This doesn't surprise me that Jay Z once was a nerd.

@PhillyLass: I'm having sausages for lunch for pities sake.

@hatepaperdoll: Ha. I thought the same thing. Well, at least we're not alone in our weirdness.

@JessiRamsey: Exactly. She reminds me quite a bit of my Sis in Law, who will not tolerate anything that messes with her hair or nails.

@lanouvelleprive: i have to thank mid 80s rap for teaching me the meaning of that phrase [www.youtube.com]>go see the doctor thanks big bro for the trauma

damnit! i obviously still don't know how to work html code. sorry!

I saw a few weeks ago the Charlie Rose interview with Jay. It was seriously impressive. Charlie did his homework.

Jeez, I suppose next we'll find out he only has 98 problems.

@MissIntrigue: Money. Lots and lots of money. And yes, I know Beyonce has her own money, but the Jigga man is what Kanye would call "wealthy."

@Lanera
Have you ever seen The Wire? I'm convinced Dooky is modeled after preswag Jay back when he was dusty Sean Carter.

@Gabbo: ha!

@JessiRamsey: I know! She reminds me of Mariah in that way.

@LaNera: I know. Most descent rappers (as far a lyricists) are nerds or reformed nerds. The most recent cases in point: Kanye West (artsy nerd) & Lupe Fiasco (plain old nerdy nerd-- but cute!).

Jay's been accused of being a poseur on numerous occassions, and by far worthier haters (like Nas, for example). This so-called friend of his needs to report to the principal for his late pass. As for the B attaction, ehh, there's something pretty amazing/fascinating abut Jay when you consider how much he's achieved given how much was stacked against him as a youth, not to mention, it's basically established fact that the dude is hung like a horse. And while B might appear to be quite the woman herself, rumors that she has stank breath keep cropping up so she aint perfect. Anyway, even after all these years, I aint convinced this isn't a mostly mutally beneficial Hollywood-type relationship.

@cannotedit:
Lupe is a cutie!!!

I don't know. I'd hit that. But I like a man who talks a big game.
I'm really scared at the thought of going back in my comment history and seeing the things I've said I like in men. YIKES.

what's up with the dragon breath rumors

@hatepaperdoll: I kinda thoguht that at first as well.

The thing is, Jay-Z knows he's ugly and dresses accordingly. Compare to the endless number of hipster pretty boys who seem to go out of their way to look like shit in public.

And "the drip" is curable, unlike, say herpes, so it's not like he's got it now. Everyone can't say that.

Wow...that shit is classy with a capital "K".

Drip = gonorrhea, probably the drug-resistant type given this quaint picture!

Oh, THAT drip. I thought he meant something else.

I remember reading a "blind item" saying that a "Beyond beautiful" singer stunk out her recording team when in the studio. Evidently, said singer had massive gas. I am assuming it was Beyonce..."Beyond beautiful" and all.

Just thought I'd add this little pearl to the convo!

@PinkSoxHat: umm i don't know if $200 million is wealthy. wealthy to me means that generations after generations can live off of it. jay-z is rich. all he needs is a "crazy summer and a drug habit"* to make it all go away. now oprah, THAT'S wealthy

*chris rock joke

@pickles_in_my_tuna:
funny, whenever i look at beyonce and jay-z i think, "my god, what do they talk about?" seriously, as talented as beyonce is, she's dumb as a box of hair. don't even get me started on the whole "i wish i was born latina," thing. jay-z may have started off as a thug but he seems like he reads a book every now and then. beyonce, not so much. does she even know what a book is? FULL DISCLOSURE: i'm not a hater. this is coming from someone who has a four of her songs on my iPod.

@hatepaperdoll: wow, that made me want to barf foreal!