Fucking Republicans: As Bad As You Think

Confession. We never really had a problem before with the idea of Republicans getting laid, because we wouldn't be here if Republicans didn't get laid, and we definitely wouldn't be dirty Marxists if Republicans didn't get laid, and it's also not like WE have to be the ones to do it. But a story in today's Washington City Paper about the online community Late Night Shots, which is like the internet version of all the gross Georgetown bars where the Bush twins hang out, is making us reevaluate the universal right to bone, starting with the very first paragraph.

The three guys sitting at the bar at Town Hall in Georgetown swear it's a true story: A friend of theirs called a buddy in the middle of a sexual conquest, placing his cell phone out of view. When the voice mail picked up, it recorded him asking his lady, "You like that Republican cock?"

Sekkksy! Genuine racism masquerading as ironic racism, people who don't understand how women larger than a size 4 have sex with the lights on, and some rather uh Hobbesean pick-up attempts after the jump. More »