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It's kind of insane that the Japanese sport of sumo-wrestling is so off-limits to women that the mayor of Osaka — a woman — had to hand over the usual trophy-giving duties to a male subordinate. (As a female, she was considered too filthy for the ring. A ring, mind you, that has fat, dumpster-like men stomping around in gigantic diaper thongs swaddled between their thighs.) In any case, all went to hell at a recent sumo match in Osaka when a woman, albeit potentially cuh-razy, charged the stage and polluted the kiddie pool with her feminine musk. She was carrying flyers with some sort of religious message on them and we suspect she might be headed to the loony bin instead of the big house, but regardless we applaud her, yes, sumo-sized balls. [MSNBC]