Damn, I must've missed the call for pics cause I've got a great one of this tool who passed out on the couch in the apartment my sister and I shared. She drew a penis on his face right next to his mouth. I've kept it for times when I need a giggle.

I think the one wrapped to his bed is my brother. I'll get confirmation and call you back.

This makes me sad to be hetero. Actually, many things make me sad to be hetero...

The one with the passed out dude in the bra covered in the tampons with drawn on period blood is my fave. Um, can this be a regular feature?

BUTTRUG!!!

I'm not even looking through these. If I want to see this shit, I could go to frat parties more often.

haha, the picture of my friend dressed as a playboy bunny made it!

my faves are the guy in the doggie cage and the guy on the broken toilet!!! omg im laughing so hard i cant type

This is AMAZING.

i typed this but i don't know if it posted, the beer bottle body outline is pure genius. i'm surprised the victim didn't move

Fuck me, I love y'all SO MUCH.

They all look like crime scene photographs to me. Are they dead? Ha!

AMAAAAAYZING!!!
I wish I would have heard about the call for entries, I have SO many of these lying around...

dammit where's my entry???

@TempleDrake: That's what I was thinking! Seriously at least 3 of these guys look dead.

this is awesome btw

The couch on the bookshelf is definitely my favorite.

This is inspiring. I want to find a really trashed dude and follow him with a camera now.

@meaghan2k: seriously, but how the hell is that possible??

Some of those were just borrowed from Blue States Lose, right?

Also, I totally want to hang out with these dudes.

@soleil-moon-pie: the guy on the stairs definitely looks like a corpse!

See, the pictures of the girls were somehow meant to be shameful, but I think the only reaction guys would give to these pictures would be "Ha, ha, that's hilarious. One time I was so wasted....."

Seriously drunk people just worry me now, like shouldn't people be rolling them on their side as opposed to decorating them with markers? I guess this is growing up.

I swear I've seen some of these before..but somewhere else.

I feel so sorry for that dog. He is thinking about the crazy humans and now his safe place isn't even safe anymore.

I think some of them may BE dead. Otherwise, really: How drunk must a man be to not wake up during a full-body plastic wrapping/aluminum foil wrapping/dog cage-into stuffing?

@dr.funke: I'm pretty sure some of them are Gob. Maybe at a Bluth family soiree?

I'm mildly concerned how many of those photos draw upon that old "implying straight boys are actually gay" brand of humour. I love you, Jezebels, but couldn't you have avoided that tired old and fairly offensive fratboy nugget in favour of more couch on bookshelf quality features?

@FancyInk: If you've never been that drunk, you're not trying hard enough.

I have one of my friend Joel (big guy, big beard) passed out on the couch. Two friends put the empty vodka bottle in one arm, the huge Russian furry winter cap on his head and fish skeletons hanging out of his mouth. Classy.

I've been waiting for this lol all day. Thanks.

any second now one of the token male readers is going to call y'all out for feminazi-manhating or man abuse...

I can barely saran wrap my food, how do you saran wrap something that tight??

Nothing makes me happier than this. Fun little DIY project: I'm gonna print them out and use them for christmas cards!

@kazzah: I was kind of thinking the same thing. And I definitely like the couch on the bookshelf thing the best.

Although the guy passed out on the stairs who presumably broke a step with his head is pretty funny, too.

@dr.funke: Like maybe...CollegeHumor.com?

I'm actually that drunk right now.

I love that the one guy got into a cage meant for a JACK RUSSELL. How?

I have 2 that would be great for this but I feel like we're essentially going for frat boy hetero types here and mine are of my best gays. I can't do that to them.

@treecut: The thing is, though, a lot of girls would say the same when presented with the original pics (I probably would, though I'm wouldn't want them on the internet). And the underwear/half shirt and the heeled booties ones (was that guy even drunk?) are sure to at least embarrass them deep down in their manly souls.

@kazzah: agreed. i just didnt get that joke

@kazzah: agreed..

Also, I don't understand how someone could have a toilet break underneath their body and not notice or wake up or at least roll over and pull their pants up. Even just pull them up a little!!! And yes, i have been drunk before. I have even been very drunk before!!! But I have not been drunk and DEAD before, so maybe I'm missing the more important parts of the picture.

@notbetty: Yeah, that dog is totes "WTF is this fool doing?"

@TempleDrake: its amazing isnt it?!?

I am impressed. Can this be a regular feature, please? I need a reason to wander around Tallahassee with a camera.

I feel like the guy with the buttrug, as serreca called it, is missing something, like perhaps a cigar hanging out of the drawn-on mouth. It would fit perfectly in his crev-ass. Perhaps I'm being sadistic.

Thank you, Jezebel!

I deserved this after all the rape postings.

I love the SHAVED ASS with the face drawn on. How do you not wake up for that?

Oh. My. God.
Jezebel, I have an entirely new respect for you ladies! This was everything I'd hoped it would be and more.

Although, I do feel kind of bad for the kid who woke up on the couch elevated by the couch and coffee table. Ouch.

@badmutha: How do you not wake up for half of that!

@JessiRamsey: hahaha that made me laugh....I was trying to saran wrap something last night and I was getting so mad b/c it wasn't adhering at all....it just kept getting tangled onto itself. I was just like why the hell can I not saran wrap anything? I seriously have to call my BF into the kitchen to help....and he magically makes it look like that guy on the bed. End rant.

Also, that guy on the steps must have broken some bones in his face in order to break the stairs under him. that's messed up.

@mightymouth: OMG, a tobacco pipe would be hilarious.

@serreca: YES! I just snorted, I am laughing so hard over here!

@mightymouth: I'm still laughing at "crev-ass". Hee!