• The market sucked hard and foreigners are regretting ever having anything to do with our economy.
  
• Candidate Clinton is coming under fire for talking out of both sides of her mouth re nukes but the Bush Administration has left things so fucked it doesn't really matter.
  
• And yeah, nobody's shopping anymore, not even the teens.
  
• Speaking of whom: they're totally over the sports.
  
• Eddie Vedder is our new crush.
  
• Jurassic Park, for real this time.
  
• The Gap laid off enough people that its staff will soon be around the size it was the year Janeane Garofalo worked there.

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