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more about #elisabethhasselbeck more comments → Flackette Goes Retro: I have hazel eyes - a sort of mottled gold, green and brown mess. When I was a little girl I spotted a doll in the store who had the same color eyes a... more » judgingamy: American Girl came out with the dolls that you could customize the features of right when they were very popular for my age. My Grandma got me one tha... more » sequined: American Girl "includes" a line of historical dolls? That's the whole point! Have we so lost our way, Pleasant Company? more » Pizza!Pizza!Pizza!: Most of my dolls were hand-me-downs, so I never really got to choose. Half were stuffed animals. Many were handicapped. No one was spared my teacher-l... more » la.donna.pietra: Somewhat related: On Halloween, I had to go to the DMV and stand in line. On the plus side, a Hispanic guy had brought in his two adorable daughters... more » vulcanized: My parents bought me a doll that looked like me after my sister told me I was adopted (I wasn't). She claimed that it was obvious I wasn't my parents... more » la.donna.pietra: For centuries, super-high-end dollmakers have specialized in making dolls that looked just like their clients' kids (see: A Little Princess); maybe th... more » Zombie Ms. Skittles: Anyway, the people just looking at Elisabeth's kid were probably just jealous of her kick ass Tiana doll. I'd cut a bitch for one of them. more » Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC: There's also the effect the child's family and close acquaintances has on how the child feels about their own appearance. The inclination to prefer t... more » ImDatNinja (loves her Red Sox): This segment was one of the few times I actually liked Elizabeth. I'm off to look for the flying pigs now. more » -
#dollywood
Welcome To The Dollhouse: Do We Need Our Dolls To Be Mini-Mes?
In 1954, the famous "Doll Test" in which black children were asked to choose between a black doll and a white doll, was used as an argument against desegregation. Now, there's a doll for every girl...and every narcissist. And yet: More » -
#dirtbag
Nicole Takes On The Paparazzi; Sparkle Vamp Is Sexiest Man Alive
- Nicole Richie has obtained a restraining order, preventing two celebrity photographers from coming close to her or her kids.
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#viewaskew
Whoopi Goldberg: "Carrie Prejean Was A Little Bitchy"
Today, while discussing Carrie Prejean's LKL appearance, Elisabeth Hasselbeck defended Prejean's defensiveness by demanding that the other View panelists "be fair" to her. Whoopi—referring Prejean's View appearance Tuesday—said she personally found her to be "a little bitchy." More » -
#viewaskew
Carrie Prejean Vexes The View With "Victim" Act
Carrie Prejean continued her publicity tour on The View today, where she became hostile while defending her right to express her Christian views on gay marriage, and continued that hostility when challenged about how un-Christian her sex tape is. More » -
#viewaskew
The View: For Some, Abortion Is An Easy Decision
During Hot Topics this morning, the panel got into a heated debate over Abby Johnson, the Planned Parenthood director turned anti-abortion activist. Elisabeth says that showing women images of abortions could make reproductive decisions a little "easier". More » -
#tweetbeat
Michael Lohan Claims He Doesn't Have A Twitter Account
Today in Tweet Beat, Michael Lohan says (via Kate Major) that this Twitter account is fake (but we're not really buying that), Martha Stewart keeps posting pictures of gross stuff, and Elisabeth Hasselbeck returns to Twitter from maternity leave. More »
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#maghag
The View Ladies Talk Friendships & Feuding In Ladies' Home Journal
In the new issue of Ladies' Home Journal, the co-hosts of The View discuss their backstage dynamics, from how they all blame Rosie for making people think they hate each other to who gives the best sex advice.
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#dirtbag
Chris Brown Does Remember Assaulting Rihanna, He Just Won't Talk About It
- In the teaser footage from Larry King Live, it seemed like Chris Brown didn't remember assaulting Rihanna. But Chris has released a statement which reads:
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#dirtbagafterdark
Melanie Griffith Is Back In Rehab; Michael Jackson's Death Ruled A Homicide
- Melanie Griffith's rep confirmed that she has checked into a rehab facility saying, "This is part of a routine plan that was designed between her and her doctors years ago." But sources say husband Antonio Banderas demanded she get sober.
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#viewaskew
Viewer Discretion Advised
Hold onto your remote controls, ladies. As we suspected, Meghan McCain is going to be filling in for Elisabeth Hasselbeck as the token conservative blonde on The View, along with former Fox News anchor E.D. Hill. [MediaBistro] -
#dirtbagafterdark
Rosie Calls Elisabeth A
TwatSwat; Kristen Stewart: "I Would Kill For Him, Literally."- While performing stand-up in New York on August 5, Rosie O'Donnell started talking about her stint on The View, which she referred to as The Screw You, and called Elisabeth Hasselbeck "Elisabeth Half-a-brain." But Rosie wasn't done!
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#castingcall
Who Will Replace Elisabeth Hasselbeck On The View?
Congratulations to Elisabeth and Tim Hasselbeck, who welcomed their third child, Isaiah Timothy, into the world this morning. But now that Elisabeth's on maternity leave, who will fill her shoes on The View? A few suggestions, after the jump. More » -
#clips
The View Claims Dysport Is Totally Safe... Except For The Birth Defects!
This morning's episode of The View promoted Dysport as a better way than Botox to prevent "horrible wrinkles". A "beauty expert" claimed no dangerous side-effects were reported in Europe. And it's true: Australia issued the warnings about birth defects. More » -
#dirtbagafterdark
Rhys Meyers In Drunken Brawl; Hilton Sues Black Eyed Peas' Manager
- Jonathan Rhys Meyers was detained by French police this weekend for allegedly assaulting an airport cafe bartender who refused to serve him because he was drunk. They started fighting and when a waiter intervened, Rhys Meyers punched him.
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#dirtbagafterdark
Surrogate Gives Birth To Sarah Jessica Parker And Matthew Broderick's Twins
- Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick's surrogate gave birth to their twin girls this morning in Ohio. Sarah Jessica and Matthew are at the hospital with the surrogate and released a statement saying:
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#bookreport
Elisabeth Hasselbeck Sued For Plagiarism
Elisabeth Hasselbeck is being sued for plagiarism and copyright infringement. Author Sue Hassett claims that Hasselbeck's book, The G Free Diet-A Gluten Free Survival Guide, rips off Hassett's book, Living with Celiac Disease, which she sent to Hasselbeck last year. More » -
#leftovers
Capulet Balcony Cleared For Modern Weddings • Iranian Candidate Voices Support For Women's Rights
• The city of Verona has opened up the balcony where Juliet once pined for Romeo to modern lovers as a venue for weddings. Of course, the iconic setting comes at a steep price. • More » -
#flipflopping
Elisabeth Hasselbeck Changes Her View On Miss USA "Bad Girl" Behavior
Last night on Larry King, guest Elisabeth Hasselbeck alleged that risqué photos of Carrie Prejean surfaced because she's the victim of a liberal "witch hunt." Elisabeth sang a different tune about a previous pageant scandal. More » -
#thegoodthebadtheugly
Strange Bedfellows, Strange Clothes, Strange Days Indeed At Time 100!
What do you wear to meet the First Lady, Elisabeth Hasselbeck, MIA and Stella McCartney? Based on Time's 100 Most Influential People in the World Gala at New York's Lincoln Center, basic black! More »
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#clips
Whoopi Calls Sherri Out On Her Garbage
On The View today, Sherri joked about eating potato chips out of the garbage, and Whoopi went after her insisting, "you have never done that," while a mortified Sherri flapped her mouth. More » -
#snapjudgment
Bed-Wetting Liberal Wishes To Alter Elisabeth Hasselbeck's View
[New York, April 13. Image via INF]
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#dirtbagafterdark
Scarlett Johansson Takes On Tabloids; Phil Spector Found Guilty Of Murder
- Scarlett Johansson blogged about tabloid accusations that she's losing weight in preparation for Iron Man 2. She writes: "If I were to lose 14 pounds, I'd have to part with both arms. And a foot."
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#grumpyoldmen
Bill O'Reilly Thinks Internet Killed The Talk Radio Star
Bill O'Reilly was on The View today, where he admitted that the only thing he hates more than Sean Penn, are "far left" blogs, and insisted that Twitter decreases the popularity of talk radio shows. More » -
#dirtbagafterdark
Barbara Walters May Walk; Suleman Has A Stripper Past
- Barbara Walters may retire when her contract at ABC runs out this year. But who will put Elisabeth Hasselbeck in her place?! (Oh right, Whoopi.) [Perez Hilton]
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#unintelligentdesign
Elisabeth Hasselbeck Unveils Her Women's Separates
Tonight, Elisabeth Hasselbeck will debut the line of women's clothing she designed on QVC at 9 PM EST. She previewed some pieces on The View this morning. Our critique, after the jump. More »
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#socialdistortion
Elisabeth Hasselbeck Tells Jay Leno "Socially, I Try Not To Get Judge-y"
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#viewaskew
RuPaul Vs. Elisabeth Hasselbeck On "Strong" Women
An out-of-drag RuPaul was on The View this morning and, while opining that the era of the bimbo is over, he managed to offend the delicate sensibilities of Elisabeth Hasselbeck. The good news? More » -
#viewaskew
Elisabeth Hasselbeck Shocked To Learn That George W. Bush Is An Ass
Ladies, we are tired. That's why we're presenting this clip from today's episode of the View without comment. Suffice it to say it involves Bush, butt-groping, and a smackdown courtesy of feminazi bonerkiller Joy Behar. -
#clips
The Ladies Of The View Think Clive Owen Is Hot
Sherri Shepherd to Clive Owen on The View today: "You are really hot. You are really really hot." Sherri then quoted Naomi Watts, Angelina Jolie and Cate Blanchett, who also think Clive's hot. More » -
#babybumps
Elisabeth Hasselbeck To Birth Her Third Baby
Today on The View, Elisabeth announced that she's pregnant, and due in August. I'll have you know that I totally called this two weeks ago and Anna said I was crazy. [This is true. -Ed.] More » -
#viewaskew
The View Co-Hosts Verbally Smack Down Ann Coulter
Ann Coulter was on The View today, of which four of the five co-hosts are single mothers, a role that Coulter criticizes in her new book Guilty. As you can imagine, it wasn't pretty. More » -
#clips
Tom Cruise Talks About All His Children On The View
On The View today, Tom Cruise seemed almost too normal, like he may have been thinking, "how would a guy who doesn't jump on couches answer that?" during his entire visit. More » -
#theweekthatwas
This Week We Were Tired Of Tyra, Elisabeth And Meme
We told Tyra yet again that she is no Oprah Winfrey. Learn it, live it, love it, Ty Ty. There is only one Winfrey. -
#thatswhatshesaid
Elisabeth Hasselbeck's 25 Most Annoying Moments Of 2008
Elisabeth Hasselbeck is the lone "conservative" voice on The View. We're frequently annoyed by things she says (but applaud her for her consistency). We collected our favorites in this clip. -
#viewaskew
The View: Not OK To Name Baby Adolf; OK To Oppose Gay Marriage
As Elisabeth Hasselbeck points out, it's disgusting to impose something on your children — who aren't able to form their own opinions — as a way to spread intolerance. -
#hasselblech
The Squeaky Conservative Gets The Grease
Elisabeth Hasselbeck went public with her beef with George Bush. -
#viewaskew
Etheridge Calls Elisabeth Out For Her Support Of Prop 8
This morning, the gay musician and the conservative View co-host wouldn't back down over denying equal rights in the name of religion. Sherri Shepherd was forced by producers to change the subject. -
#theview
Obama & Palin: Hasselbeck Decries The "Double Standard"
Today on The View, the co-hosts discussed all the great press that Barack Obama has been getting, wondering if the media is defining his legacy before he even takes the oath of office. Of course, Elisabeth Hasselbeck was all T.O.'d about it, saying that the media is "coddling" the President-elect and that there's a double standard with regards to his treatment and that of Sarah Palin. What she doesn't get is that this is a huge, historic event, and people want to celebrate it. Clip above.
