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Justin Timberlake Farts Himself A River

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  • Toxic bachelors with toxic butts! Whereas George Clooney gets the runs when visiting Africa, Justin Timberlake gets major gas when in Europe. Poor Jessica Biel. [TheSun]
  • Ellen Barkin is really slumming it. The actress is hooking up with professional scumbag and emosogynist Ralph Fiennes. [Page Six]
  • Oh man: How we would have loved to have been a fly on the wall when Mary Kate & Ashley professed their love for Bob Dylan to his face. [Rush & Molloy, 3rd item]

  • Knocked Up's Katherine Heigl is getting married this December. [Rush & Molloy, 10th item]
  • Shocker! A married male movie star is hitting on other women! [Gatecrasher, 6th item]
  • PETA calls Sicko director Michael Moore a hypocrite because he eats meat. [Scoop]
  • Paris Hilton's trash is up for sale on Ebay... and no one's buying. [USAToday]

9:04 AM on Tue Jun 26 2007
By Anna
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