Judge To Britney: Quit Drinking & Learn To Parent

• The judge in Britney Spears' custody case says "there is a habitual, frequent, and continuous use of controlled substances and alcohol by (Britney)." He's ordered Britney "to undergo testing for the use of controlled substances and alcohol." Testing will be conducted randomly twice a week. In addition, Britney and Kevin Federline must complete the "Parenting Without Conflict" program. [TMZ]
  
• Michael Jackson took his kids to see The Lion King and "they all had wigs and baseball caps on," says a source. Paris, Prince and Blanket were introduced to the cast and then MJ and the kids "ran out." [Page Six]
  
• Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban have put their four bedroom in Nashville up for sale, yawn. [Page Six]
  
• For their Best Of Beauty Awards party, Allure magazine replaced Lily Allen — who has visa issues — with Mandy Moore. Not exactly the same. [Page Six]
  
• Is Rose McGowan engaged to Robert Rodriguez? The two met on the set of Grindhouse and Rodriguez soon divorced his wife. Now Rose is wearing a rock. We're not saying he likes Rose because her name starts with R, but he did name his kids Rocket, Racer, Rebel, Rogue, and Rhiannon. [Page Six]

• Kanye West's new CD may be outselling 50 Cent's but Fiddy is number 2 on Forbes' Hip Hop Cash Kings list — he made $32 million last year. Yeah, we didn't know Forbes was so down either. [Page Six]
• Melanie "Scary Spice" Brown is accused of leaving her 2-month-old daughter with the maid for four days while she hit Las Vegas to get married. [Gatecrasher]
• A Toronto restauranteur is blasting singer Nelly Furtado's bad manners. "She made a reservation for 10 guests," Guy Rubino says. "She showed up an hour late, with five extra people in tow. For parties that size, we do a prix-fixe type of menu. Nelly objected." There's a "Maneater" joke in there somewhere. [Rush & Molloy]
• In Touch claims that Jennifer Lopez is expecting a baby, but Marc Anthony's rep says "No." [Rush & Molloy, 2nd item]
• Joel Madden on Nicole Richie: "Obviously, marriage is in our future. I don't know when or where or how, but right now our priority is our family and .. the baby." [Rush & Molloy, 3rd item]
• For a profile on James Blunt, Rolling Stone writer Austin Scaggs took Ecstasy with the singer. How awesome would it be if the article ended, "and then we made out" ? [Rush & Molloy, 5th item]
• Sean "Diddy" Combs says his fragrance, Unforgivable, will outsell other celeb scents because he "knows exactly what women should smell like." [Rush & Molloy, 10th item]
• Drew Barrymore and Justin "I'm a Mac" Long: went on a date to the Arcade Fire afterparty in Austin, TX. Sweet. [Rush & Molloy, 11th item]

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