After Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony filmed "highly charged" domestic violence scenes for their upcoming movie El Cantante, they would look at each other and say, "we're so normal." Is there an emoticon for rolling your eyes? [PageSix]
The Hills star Lauren Conrad broke Brody Jenner's finger in a game of touch football. Yawn. [PageSix]
Natalie Portman: Still not taking off her clothes on film. [Rush&Molloy, 2nd item]
Did Lindsay Lohan's boyfriend invite a "tall, gorgeous straight black man" into his game of strip truth-or-dare? [Gatecrasher]
Blind item! "Which lens-loving 'socialite' is having an affair with an internationally famous married-with-kids artist?" Guesses in the comments, please. [Gatecrasher, last item]