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more about #debramessing Ms Meghan is Reppin' the Triforce: Mandy Moore's dress should be above the knees and a smidge tighter to work. Mandy, you're married, you're not a nun. Eva Amurri looks like a stone c... more » Aesop's Foibles. YES.: Ellen Burstyn is so lovely. Same for Eva Amurri. Actually let me amend that second one: Damn, Eva. You are righteously hot. And I want your haircut. #... more » linnyt is a walking cliché: I want to be Ellen Burstyn when I grow up. #ashleyjudd more » linnyt is a walking cliché: Molly Sims' shoes remind me of the seaweed used to wrap sushi. Maybe it's just the PMS that makes me want to eat everything. #ashleyjudd more » marshmallory: Um, I've been wearing tights since September...what, I like wearing skirts but dislike shaving my legs, OKAY?!?! #ashleyjudd more » Tchotchke: Mandy Moore's dress really does age her, and not in a positive way. Actually, after flipping through the rest of the photos, I realized that Ellen Bur... more » Mary McCarthyite: Eva Amurri: is looking more like her Mom as she gets older! She is seriously channeling Susan Sarandon circa the Rocky Horror years here. (OK, focus ... more » femaledwightschrute: I agree with you on the shoes, Sadie. These shoes are not flattering on anyone. #ashleyjudd more » ElleL: Debra Messing's outfit is pretty much my fall uniform, switching out cardigans . Love it. #ashleyjudd more » TheUptightMidwesterner: Ellen Burstyn's outfit almost convinced me to forgive her for that odious remake of "The Wicker Man" that she was in. #ashleyjudd more » tailfeather: For me, Sigourney Weaver takes top prize, with ML Parker a close second. Thanks also for showcasing some older ladies (like Cherry), who looked smash... more » JLady: Is Heidi Klum having twins? She looks fabulous and radiant, and also hugely about-to-burst pregnant. My God she is fabulous. more » notofthebarnyard: C. Hendrix is rocking a bit of the SexyFace. Rose Bryne's was cute but over-the-top since I have NO IDEA who she is. WANT January Jones'. J. Lo. H... more » vulcanized: I really disagree with you guys on some of these. Leighton looks like she just rolled out of bed, Elisabeth Moss is wrinkled and washed out and is we... more » TurtleSpeak: My Top 3: Sandra Oh, Mila Kunis and Julia Louis-Dreyfus. Kim Kardashian's dress was hideous- should have been in the bad/ugly category. It looks like... more » stoprobbers: I love Mila Kunis so much she could've showed up in ripped acid wash American Apparel jeans and one of their stupid tube bras and I'd still be like "Y... more » teacup_human: No Toni Collette? I love the lady so I may bit a bit biased. more » Antrack: I don't think it's a cojones situation for MLP - she has the piernas to wear a mini. more » My Jen Could Paint That: Love love love Hendrick's dress, but... how do you walk in that? more » Melonball Bounce: Sandra Oh was my absolute fave. So beautiful (: more » -
#goodbadugly
Heroic Efforts At Hollywood Hero Award Gala
USA Today's 4th Annual Hollywood Hero Award Gala - and Debra Messing, Mandy Moore, Molly Sims and many more - honored Ashley Judd last night. So, were the fashions honor-worthy? Judge for yourselves... More »
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#thegoodthebadtheugly
Clothes Work And Malfunction At Whatever Works Premiere
The premiere of Woody Allen's latest, Whatever Works, at the 2009 Tribeca Film Festival, brought out the great, the good, the notorious, and the infamous. And that was just the clothes. More »
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#dirtbagafterdark
Slumdog Star's Dad Didn't Try To Sell Her; Madonna Still Caring For Mercy
- Indian police say they have not found any evidence to support allegations that Slumdog Millionaire star Rubina Ali's dad tried to sell her. [The Guardian, People]
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#thegoodthebadtheugly
The Fashions Were More Than Fair At Film Festival Kickoff
Given that Vanity Fair runs a best-dressed list, it makes sense that the magazine's party for the 2009 Tribeca Film Festival, at NYC's State Supreme Courthouse, would bring out some well-dressed stars. More » -
#thegoodthebadtheugly
Lots Of Cleavage At The Cookie Magazine Awards
Cookie mag's 3rd Annual Smart Cookie Awards, held at NYC's Lincoln Center last night, brought out a lot of glam moms, and some great clothes. And did we mention the decolletage? More »
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#dirtbag
Jennifer Hudson: Mom-To-Be?
- Gossipeuse Janet Charlton claims Jennifer Hudson is knocked up. JHud is currently on tour; her fiancé, "Punk" from I Love New York, is training to become a professional wrestler. [Janet Charlton's Hollywood]
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#snapjudgment
Debra Messing Sees What's Going On Here, Penguin
[San Diego, April 10. Image via Getty.]
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#dirtbag
Grey's Anatomy Star In Car Accident
- Grey's Anatomy star T.R. Knight was in a three-car crash yesterday. He was not injured, but two other people were taken to the hospital by ambulance. [LA Times]
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#thegoodthebadtheugly
Judge For Yourselves: Just How Bad Were The Clothes At This Book Party?
It must be rough to be a star and have to go to events like the book launch party for Good To Great Hair at L.A.'s Beso. But that doesn't explain the horrible duds. More »
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#ragtrade
Slumdog Star Freida Pinto Makes Cover Of Indian Vogue
- Freida Pinto looks fantastic on the March cover of Vogue India. [ONTD]
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#thegoodthebadtheugly
The Costumes Were Predictably Awesome At The Costume Designers Awards
The 11th annual Costume Designers Guild Awards, held at the Four Seasons Beverly Wilshire Hotel last night, brought out some seriously amazing clothes. More »
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#snapjudgment
Debra Messing: Haltered And Bothered
[Beverly Hills, CA. January 12. Image via Getty.]
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#thegoodthebadtheugly
The Stars Chose Poorly At The People's Choice Awards
The People's Choice Awards are like the Zagat of awards shows: you don't really trust "the people," but you're willing to see what "they" "have" to "say." Apparently the stars agree: their duds were awful.
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#jenniferaniston
Jennifer Aniston Likes John Mayer's
HeadBrain- Jennifer Aniston on John Mayer: "He's a rare one. He is extraordinary and it is wonderful to watch him... the way his brain works and the way he thinks thoughts... it's beautiful." Is this the same John Mayer we know? [Mirror, The Sun]
- Remember how Jennifer Aniston had dinner with Gerard Butler? They're in negotiations to star in an "untitled bounty hunter project" from Columbia pictures. [Variety]
- While the world crumbles all around us, Katie Holmes has helped the Broadway show All My Sons turn a profit. She's box-office gold! Says a source: "Of course, it's not just her, it's [costars] John Lithgow and Dianne Wiest, but no one will say that." [E!]
- Oh, dear: Blake Fielder Civil gave Amy Winehouse drugs when he visited her in the hospital. [The Sun]
- Amy Winehouse's mom says: "We're so happy he's back in jail. We hope he's in there for a long time. We're all so furious with Blake for what he's done to Amy." [Mirror]
- What's this? Amy is working on a new album? And using her lyrics to trash her "junkie jailbird hubby"? This could be good. [Mirror]
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#debramessing
Debra Messing Drops Baby Weight; Clooney & Jackman Fake Fight
In order to quench readers' insatiable thirst for gossip, we've decided to try an evening edition of the much-beloved Dirt Bag. Now you won't have to wait for morning to find out the latest celebrity news. Welcome to the swirling, sleazy disco ball of "Dirt Bag After Dark". 18 to enter and 21 to drink, ladies!
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#thewomen
The Women Premiere: The Red Carpet May Be Better Than The Movie
For those of us who love George Cukor's original campfest, the remake of The Women is such a total travesty that it goes against the grain to admit that anything about it is less than awful. And yet, honesty compels me to admit that the cast assembled last night — Meg Ryan, Debra Messing, Jada Pinkett Smith, Debi Mazar, Eva Mendes et al — looked pretty darn good. It wasn't all roses; the director, for her sins, looked pretty meh, and Tara Reid was there. But you know what? This farce has so little to do with the original, I won't even pay it the compliment of calling it a remake. To keep our sanity, let's just think of this as another crappy ensemble comedy with a surprisingly good red carpet. The Good, the Bad, the Women — after the jump! More » -
#angelinajolie
Angelina Jolie In Negotiations To Replace Tom Cruise In Spy Flick
- Screenwriter Kurt Wimmer is rewriting the script of a spy thriller called Edwin A. Salt: It was supposed to star Tom Cruise and now Angelina Jolie is replacing him. Oh, and Angie will also star in an adaptation of the Ayn Rand novel Atlas Shrugged. Next, Angelina will adopt Suri. Unstoppable. [Hollywood Reporter]
- Uh, apparently Angelina Jolie and porn star Tera Patrick have an e-mail relationship? And have been talking about who should play Catwoman in the next Batman movie? [Page Six]
- Nikki Blonksy's dad, who's been locked up in a Turks and Caicos jail for over a week, has just been released. He's due to appear in court on August 19 at 9:00 a.m. [ET]
- Carl Blonsky can't leave the island because authorities have his travel documents. [TMZ]
- Um, this report says Carl is back in New York. [Page Six]
- Jake Gyllenhaal is "all bulked up and 'bear' chested for his role in the fantasy flick Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time." No, really, He looks like Conan. [E!]
- Director Malcolm Lee heard about the deaths of Bernie Mac and Isaac Hayes and was in shock: They're both in his film Soul Men, which opens November 14. "It had to be some sort of bad dream that these two giants would die on the same weekend, and both would be in my movie." Lee says that Mac would entertain the crew and bystanders between takes. "He said, 'These people made me what I am,' " Lee says. "He said that if it weren't for the fans of his stand-up comedy, he wouldn't have the career he had." Samuel L. Jackson is also in the film. [USA Today]
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#nbcallstarparty
NBC All Stars: Kinda Bush-League
I think you know, and I know, that NBC was seriously lagging behind the pack in throwing its obligatory All-Star party. Luckily for everyone, Monday night it got with the program in Beverly Hills. It does seem like "All-Star" kinda just translated to "the entire cast of Friday Night Lights" but since that show is amazing, and the fictional Texans were all kinda bringing it, I'm not complaining. Otherwise, though? Rather meh. Highs and lows, plus Debra Messing, Hayden Panettiere, Ali Larter, Bar Rafaeli and more, after the jump. More » -
#womenscorned
Ultimate Chick Flick The Women Is Finally About To See The Silver Screen
Here's the trailer for The Women, the Diane English remake of the 1939 George Cukor film based on the play by Clare Booth Luce. According to Nikki Finke, the movie — which features an all-female cast (Meg Ryan, Annette Bening, Eva Mendes, Debra Messing, Bette Midler, Jada Pinkett-Smith, Debi Mazur, Joanna Gleason, Carrie Fisher, Lynn Whitfield and Cloris Leachman) and is directed and produced by a woman as well — had a dicey future, despite the fact that Sex and the City proved that women actually, you know, go to see movies. It took 15 years to get The Women made, and male studio execs, whom Finke refers to as the "he-man woman-haters club" were about to shut the movie down, but had a change of heart and the film will now be released this September. More » -
#hookersvictimsdoormats
Marisa Tomei Takes It All Off; Gina Gershon Hangs At The Brothel
*Inspired by Shirley MacLaine's assertion that the best parts for actresses fall into one of the above categories.
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#filmschooled
Female SAG Nominees: Douchebag Rock Geniuses, Dead Mothers & Former Crackheads
When the Golden Globe noms were announced last week, we broke down the female honorees along the old Shirley MacLaine adage about good parts for actresses falling into either hooker, victim or doormat categories. Today, the Screen Actors Guild announced the nominees for its awards and, although there's nary a hooker to be found, there are a couple of doormats and victims to fill the void! After the jump, we assess the candidates* (the ones who weren't also nominated for Golden Globes, that is). More » -
#ragtrade
Penelope Cruz Pretends To Design Remarkably Well
- That line that Penelope Cruz is "designing" for European mass-retailer Mango with her sister Monica? It's apparently good! [FabSugar]
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#trashtv
The Continued, Downward Slide Of 'The Starter Wife'
Okay it's official: The Starter Wife sucks. But because we embarked this particular television-miniseries train when it started, we're loathe to just jump off. After the jump, some basic (and we mean basic) facts and observations about the latest adventures of Molly Kagan and her spoiled-silly friends... for those who were actually smart enough to skip last night's episode. More » -
#trashtv
'The Starter Wife': Sadly, We're Still Hooked
After last week's riveting two-hour premiere of The Starter Wife, we were worried that this week's installment — a scrawny 60 minutes long — would let us down. But lo and behold, the characters became more absurd, and acted out in exponentially more ridiculous ways as their strange, shallow little lives came crashing down all around them. So, to continue with our series of recaps, we're here to give you a rundown on everything that happened to our new favorite characters last night — from fantasy sequences shot in black and white to the case of the mysterious bloody band-aid — after the jump. More » -
#trashtv
The Unexpected Intrigue (And Totally Expected Banality) Of 'The Starter Wife'
Unless you've been living in a cave, there has been no safe place from the unrelenting promos for USA Network miniseries The Starter Wife (brought to you by Ponds! In case you haven't heard!). And, just as we read the tabs so you don't have to, we watched all two hours of last night's premiere installment of this highly confused concoction. Here's our take: Despite the utter banality of the show (and its tie-in website, which has message boards structured for real divorcees to share their stories), there's something weirdly appealing about The Starter Wife's characters, whose problems are repressed with help from so much booze and sex that we feel like teetotaling virgins in comparison. Anyway, after the jump, our helpful recap and character summary for those who didn't tune in. More »
