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The Big Ballet troupe

Whenever we go to the ballet, we are usually stunned out of our boredom at some point, wondering at the surprisingly loud thumps all those birdlike anorexic ballerinas make when they land.

Probably not such a mystery when it comes to these gals, The Big Ballet troupe of Russia, average weight: 252lb.

Yup, they're big, they're beautiful and they're ballet dancers. Currently touring the UK, these girls love their food so much, their manager had to hire a catering van to accompany them from venue to venue.

In our dreams, we kidnap Victoria Beckham and force her to watch the Big Ballet troupe perform over and over again, while we forcefeed her two daily raisins instead of one. Bitch will have nightmares for years.

[Big Ballet Troupe Tours the UK] The Sun

9:20 AM on Mon Mar 5 2007
By Eurotrash
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