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    rmric0.wedding.photographer.and.manny: How do you take singing, dancing, and sexy women and ruin them? Go fuck yourself Robert Marshall, you fucking ruined Christmas. I don't want to see y... more »
    JerkoftheMonth is changing her name!: Oh I feel so vindicated! I've been complaining recently about how they insist on casting 'actresses' into musical and dance roles and how they can nev... more »
    nyc-caribbean-ragazza: The New York Times review was most entertaining. "Stacy Ferguson, known to pop-music fans as Fergie, is Saraghina, the village prostitute who provide... more »
    maude_flanders: They scrapped from songs from the original musical, so did they write some new (shitty) ones for this? I.e., Kate Hudson's stupid song? I really DID ... more »
    sensitivitycop: People who write about film tend to have one fatal flaw - deconstruction. I saw the film for a work assignment. If I was really, really bored I mig... more »
    cand86: Oh, don't tell me this, please! I have really been looking forward to seeing this with my bestie, ever since we randomly went to Chicago one day and ... more »
    GlitteryUnicorn: For some reason Penelope Cruz looks really bad in this movie. I don't know what it is. I really can not sit through another Kidman movie, I find mysel... more »
    AnnieLaurie: God help me, I actually enjoyed it (I saw it a few weeks ago at some advanced screening my friend had passes for). I see the problems the critics had... more »
    Thus Spake KATE!: Not going to lie, I am glad this is getting bad reviews. When I saw the first trailer, with only the actresses and no voice over or plot summary, I wa... more »
    Thus Spake KATE!: Not going to lie, I am glad this is getting bad reviews. When I saw the first trailer, with only the actresses and no voice over or plot summary, I wa... more »
    sequined: Reading bad film reviews is one of my delights in life, so this is a real treat. Thank you, Margaret, for this early Christmas gift! more »
    KiddyKat: This movie may suck but it inspired some of the most amazingly hilarious similes, metaphors, and hyperboles ever to be penned by movie critics. I was ... more »
    BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): I'm a musical theatre nerd, and I have no desire to see this. All the wind-blown, naked, non-musical, gyrating Hollywood Stars (TM) are a complete tu... more »
    LucilleMcGillicuddy: I actually saw this show on Broadway. I'm feeling oooold. I remember that number Anita Morris did that was, for all intents and purposes, a gymnasti... more »
    vitajex: My favorite part of 'Nine' was when Kate Hudson and the other rag dolls all realized their true purpose and defeated the giant mechanical spider monst... more »
    BestEuphemismEver: You missed the best one - Peter Bradshaw's one star special: "Listen: can you hear a sort of whooshing and gurgling? That is the sound of Daniel Day-L... more »
    TexasCrude: You know, the song that Kate Hudson sings? Not bad or particularly unlistenable, I actually liked it, but I'd be crazy embarrassed if someone found it... more »
    sydbarrettsaves, emissary of hell: I heard some musical clips on NPR yesterday. I had to repress my gag reflex. more »
    Highsmith: "Daniel Day-Lewis "sounds strangely like the Count from Sesame Street" when he sings". Hahaha! more »
    eatsshootsleaves: If anyone has seen this, please report back whether the ending remains the same. Because [spoiler] something REALLY bothers me about a book in which ... more »
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