the absolute worst..

Can I please request that you not use a picture of her face for anything, ever? And if you feel you must link to her, use an NSFW tag? The Bride of Wildenstein just isn't right.

She scares the crap out of me.

What...the...fuck?

i couldnt stop laughing at her face

holy s**t, this needs a NSFW. Lady is a walking nightmare.

Is the Cat Lady capable of blinking? She doesn't fully close her eyes at all from what I can see. Creeeepy!

@RosemaryF: ok, so I'm not the only one!

and does she really look like a cat?

The only shit worse than her face are the reasons she did all that.

Hey wow the cat lady up there actually kinda resembles Stalking Cat Warning; stalking cat may actually turn some peoples stomachs

Ok so I think the Britster might not make it another year.

I couldn't decide what was funnier: her complete lack of self-awareness, or her dreamy weave.

@RosemaryF: Same here, that was a bit of a start!

@BottledCynicism: why did she do all that?

@foree: When she started the process, she did. Now she just looks like a clay sculpture of a face, mid-process.

NO! You know what she looks like? Remember that crappy industrial-themed musical that Bette Midler was in in Beaches? Remember how at the end of her song she spun around and had that mask on? She looks like that mask!

@RosemaryF: If Fabio decided to become transgendered, he would be Jocelyn Wildenstein's doppleganger.

@foree: Her husband was slutting it up with other chicks and Miss Guided over here thought if she looked like the BIG cats her husband loved (um, to hunt?), he might stick around.

@BottledCynicism: And the doctors who actually performed the surgery on her. So much for the Hippocratic oath.

I SAW HER (Cat Lady) on the street once. And I was like wtf is wrong with that woman's face?! Really freaky. I didn't want to stare because I didn't know if she was an accident victim or plastic surgery enthusiast. She had on a huge wide brimmed hat so I figured it was the former.

@RosemaryF: YES.
I love how that man kisses her and pretends to be interested...she's loaded, no?

@hortense: Yeah, no kidding. Someone should sent her ass to counseling instead of the table.

the looking-like-a-cat thing is intentional, if you can believe it. She wants to look as cat-like as possible and the above work is no accident.

I saw a photo of her pre-surgery, very pretty lady.

@BottledCynicism: that is just plain sad.

@BottledCynicism: Haven't they been divorced for quite awhile? I think she has a new "lover" or something like that...

It's hard to believe that a doctor operating (no pun intended) under the Hippocratic Oath would continue to work on this woman. Obviously, she is disturbed.

Somebody put her down...

@h_a_l: Okay, that is seriously whack. I do not have the words.

Okay - I can't resist - "OK I Can Has Gun To Put in Maof? - OK Thx BYE"

Speaking of unattractive catbags ...

I was watching this vid and kept yelling at the screen for her to BLINK! Doesn't it look like she can't? *shivers some more*

Look, I _just_ got into the office. I do not need to see Jocelyn's face all up in my screen before I have my coffee. Mother Mary Magdalene, I'm afraid to scroll back up the top.

@DonLaFontaine: HA!!!

@DeviSama: That's what her nictating inner eyelids are for.

She's so shiny!

"Words of understanding" - I have to believe that was a little inside humor since the poor woman needs subtitles to be understood with that mouth. It's probably the same reason BritBrit hasn't commented yet.

I do feel a little sorry for the woman in the one shot in which she has to run away from photogs with her head covered like she's one of Michael Jackson's kids to avoid having her picture taken. I know she did it to herself, but still.

So much for my theory that Europeans tend to age more gracefully.

@hamburgerhotdog: Well, I'm not intimately familiar with the whole story, but what I could find out there on the intarwebz.com is that they reconciled several years ago and seem to be still be together. Of course, perhaps people gave up caring about it and no new info is known.

I know that I've officially have given this too much thought.

Two words: Face transplant!

Fascinating... this Jocelyn woman has made herself look like Rocky in Mask.

She. Literally. Cannot. Blink.

OMG that woman is the most hideous being (I can't bring myself to say "human"). Good lord. I'm glad I haven't eaten yet.