AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

"Wrong Radio Boy!" Aww, straight crazy.

I totally knew someone in college who had one of these. She/He was on the way to being a transgender though...

That was pure.

It smells like Big Foot's dick!

Great but ya still have to wipe.

I really hope she doesn't travel with that in her carryon luggage.

Why is she holding the end the pee goes into? Why is she sticking her finger into that end? Does she have no idea what hygiene is?

I might have to dispose of my flashlight or tent just so I could fit that in my hiking pack.

I honestly think that her little aside, "Oh, and one more thing...there's a pissing contest..." was truly an afterthought. It literally JUST occurred to her to mention it. Because there is a screw loose, but in the best possible way.

Love this wackadoo. Love her.

they do already make these things in many forms that don't look like big huge dicks.
but then i guess that wouldn't be as fun.

Does it come with its own carrying case?

@BarnOwl: That's a thought. Could you imagine how it would smell after a few days of backpacking? Piss sachet.

Guess what all you Jezebels are getting for (insert name of your favorite Winter holiday here)!!!

Please let me know if you prefer gold or black. I, personally, would prefer orange but I guess trend colors won't be offered until the Shenis 2.0 comes out.

This would make an excellent pic for one of those "messing with Sasquatch" beef jerky commercials...

And suddenly the idea of a girl peeing on me is completely unattractive.

Anyone remember when ex-wrestler Chyna had some real homegrown shenis (thanks to all them steroids) that was on display when she did that porno with her bf?

Yeah, shenis yard art probably tops that.

Ok I understand the concept, but why does it have to be shaped like that? And so long? If you want to freak people out, that's fine, but if you really want to pee outside, I think something disposable and small would be better right? So you don't have a carry a giant dildo in your backpack?

@lfw1031: I'll take mine in mint green, plz!

ew, she peed in it then turned it over and dribbled pee all over her hand!

does anyone else think that she and little edie are MFEO (made for each other)??? i think the shenis could become an integral part of that 'perfect costume for the afternoon'....

thanks, but no thanks

Oh I definitely need one of those. I carry a giant purse, it won't be obtrusive at all. Nope.

@laterandlater: I think liquid even drips onto her hand when she tilts it backwards at the beginning. EW!

Okay, I SWEAR TO GOD I had that idea like seven years ago at a keg party I went to in the woods (ahh, high school...). Except I wanted to call it a Porta-Penis.

incocknito? awesome

@lolly71: Until someone asks you if they can have a piece of gum and you say, "Sure, just grab one out of my purse...oh GOD, NO!" And they end up with a black eye.

Uhhh, the Lady J has been around for YEARS, quite a popular item in the Campmor catalog I believe. My aunt uses it, swears by it for those middle of night and I don't want to get out of my tent emergencies. Makes it so you can pee in a bottle, too. Looks like little funnel. MUCH more discreet. That thing looks...BLECH.

Wouldn't it be cheaper just to get an oil change funnel?

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@Jeremy: HEH - well, that was sarcasm until you brought up that scenario, which sounds awesome.

I used to have a little blue plastic device that did the same job, sold through camping supply houses but it was of much more modest dimensions. It was like a little cup with about a 2" spout. But yeah, if I'm gonna pee standing up, why not a humongous fake dick to pee through. Hell, yeah!

I so want to send one to my ex and tell him it's something he can one day aspire to.

She looks disturbingly like Swoozie Kurtz. Before I read the post I thought you guys had dug up Swoozie's secret porn past.

What, it doesn't come in pink? I thought they were targeting this toward women. The marketing team really dropped the ball on this one.

A++

the poems on her website are just as good.

I bought a portable vadge-friendly/funnel-shaped container off the internet after I got stuck on the Tappan Zee Bridge for hours. I keep it in my trunk for emergencies. Used it one time in a snow storm in Westchester when my bladder almost gave out. I keep it with my jumper cables!

The Shenis is ACE!!

her hands are all over the place where she peed!

Y'know, part of me is disappointed that she didn't use a Bedazzler on it. I like my kooks crafty.

Why was she peeing in the pool in the beginning? I don't swim in her toilet!

I'll have mine in the Purple People Eater Sparkle Edition, please.

And I too could totally see the shenis yard art. Strikes me as a lovely pedestal for a birdbath. Or maybe a kitty scratching post.

I just tried to look at the website and I got ixnayed by the server - it said "gruesome content" which judging from the previous posts may be entirely accurate.

Seriously, this clip reminds me of those horrifying prosthetic penises that the porn industry uses in "oral-specific" videos where they want to spray a girl down with ten gallons of [vanilla yogurt] come.

Great, now I have Bananarama stuck in my head singing "I'm your Shenis, I'm your fire...pure desire!"

...hey, if I gotta suffer from this earworm, I'm taking you all down with me!

huh, I just showed this article to my husband... and he shrugged and said "Yeah, its a standandpee, what about it" Like this is some sort of everyday utility that somehow I have been oblivious to my entire life??!! Becuase if I had known there had been an option....

i think the p-mate [www.pmateusa.com] is a little less conspicuous

The best part was her inconspicuous mention of "once you go black, you never go back!" haha.. That womans a freak in the bedroom, for sure.

Yeah, so, there is no reason for this thing to look like a giant camoflauged dick.

OMG. OMG. OMG.

"A love poim to my Shenis."

@hfree: I'm seeing Shelly Long. Whatever happened to her, anyway . . ?

I know it's wrong, but she totally made me think of Susan Sarandon.

Is it really necessary to have it be shaped like an actual penis? Or for it to be 12 inches long?

I suppose she uses it for more than just peeing into.

Who needs that to piss? that schlong looks like a great dildo!

I like Incocknito, but mine will be Angelo Jolie or Brad Pit-it-in!!

What's wrong with popping a squat now? Been doing it since college, works fine.

the pmate rocks. i took it camping and it saved a lot of wandering into the woods for someplace i could hide my behind while squatting. also-it was raining at lot, so it was nice to not have to drop trou in the wet undergrowth.