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    EKane: I think the creators stepped over the fine line between parodying over tanned, orange skin and brown face. I t probably would be equally as unfunny i... more »
    Alessar: Actually the extremely brown color was transitory; it looks like that's the color of the fake tanner itself and once it's removed she's noticeably lig... more »
    AndPreciousLittleofThat: Can I please just take the "or die" part now, or do I have to wait until the "funny" is over? more »
    Zombie Ms. Skittles: So I guess this was orange face? more »
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