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more about #clips more comments → Penny: I am at the airport, flight is late, and I just told my boyfriend "I am going to LOVE this." Yeah, I loved it. more » femme-bot: When does she introduce LIZZZZZZ LEEEEEEEEEEMONNNNNNN!!? more » unclevanya: Please, why? We have two more years to subject ourselves to this. And even after that, she won't be dead, she'll just be on a different channel. more » kookla: I totally bit Oprah's style and whenever I run into friends or they call me on the phone, I'll be like, "OH MY GOD, IT'S JAAAAAAAANEE DOOOOOOOOOOEEEE!... more » Anna: We linked to it above but I have to reiterate that this is the funniest Oprah montage ever: [jezebel.com] more » lobstr: Awesome compilation! Though, wifers and I were watching the Palin episode last night and I noted how her intro was not anything like above.. it was th... more » TexasCrude: Now that her show is going off the air, where, oh where, will Oprah continuously interrupt people to talk about her dogs? more » ihateyourescalade: Aw, but I'll miss her anyway. Can't help loving her. more » yvanehtnioj: Oh man, my super secret daydream of one day doing something really remarkable and getting invited on Oprah and introduced in that long, drawn-out-vowe... more » Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith: Also: she 'ushered in' heroin chic? Srsly? Heroin chic began in the 90s/earlier, and she only dated a smack addict- I thought she was supposed to be '... more » -
#clips
Oprah: 25 Years Of Screaming Celebrities' Names
Television will never be the same after Oprah goes off the air in 2011. If we had a "Favorite Things" list about O, in the top spot would be the way the talk-show host introduces celebrity guests. Mashup at left. More » -
#clips
Gabby Sidibe's Emotional Audition For Precious
Gabourey Sibide was on Oprah today, and brought with her some footage from when she auditioned for Precious director Lee Daniels. She nailed it, obviously. -
#mixedbag
10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, Martha Stewart's hatred of Sarah Palin, Spencer Pratt's spelling errors, and drunk idiots on MTV. More » -
#clips
Kate Moss "Nothing Tastes As Good As Skinny Feels" Backlash
Today GMA asked women about recent statements by Kate Moss that seem to endorse anorexia. Said one woman: "Skinny sells. We can be upset about it and we can disagree, but it's not going to change anything." Clip at left. -
#californiagirls
Real Housewives: Meet The New Girl
On last night's episode, Jeana—one of the two OG O.C. ladies—decided that she was "over" being on the show. Enter new girl Alexis, a stay-at-home-mom who seems a little more suited for the New Jersey cast. More » -
#hairscares
Oh, Snap: Miss Gay Brazil & The Wig-Snatching Incident
This clip is in Portuguese, but the slo-mo wig snatch and subsequent kerfuffle need no translation. [Buzzfeed] -
#nomoneymoproblems
Real Housewives Talk Money Problems On Dr. Phil
Today, some of the Real Housewives of the O.C. discussed how the economy has affected their once-extravagant lifestyles. Jeana and Lynne have had to downsize, but hearing about their spending habits makes you feel anything but sympathetic toward them. More » -
#missjackson
In The Spotlight: Janet Jackson Speaks Candidly About Her Struggle With Weight
In a heartbreaking interview with ABC's Robin Roberts, Janet Jackson—who is writing a book about her longtime struggle to control her weight—opened up about her body image issues and lack of self-esteem, which have plagued her since childhood. More » -
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#goodthings
Martha Stewart Is "Pissed" About Prison Stint, Rachael Ray
Prison really hasn't softened Martha Stewart. GMA previewed tonight's Nightline interview, in which Martha says she doesn't kick herself for jeopardizing her company because, "there are other people to be kicked." Like Rachael Ray, apparently. Clip at left. -
#youwannabeontop
ANTM Finale: And The Winner Is…
On last night's finale of Cycle 13, Laura and Nicole "stomped to the death" in a fashion show to battle it out for the coveted title of America's Next Top Model (and then struggle to find work later). More » -
#pettherapy
Precious Pet Otter
Meet Sidney, a domesticated baby otter, whose cuteness is only marred by the poop on his owner's cream-colored carpet, and the Jon & Kate Plus 8 theme song in the background. [Buzzfeed] -
#jerseyfresh
Real Housewives Of New Jersey To Appear On Scripted NBC Drama
New Jersey Housewives Teresa and Jacqueline will appear on NBC's Mercy tonight playing—what else?—sequins-and-acrylic-nail-wearing, big-haired New Jersey housewives. In this sneak preview, Teresa actually proves to be a better actress than the woman hired to be her friend. -
#feuds
Speidi Continues To Make Media Enemies
Heidi and Spencer appeared on The Insider last night to discuss their ongoing feud with Al Roker, and ended up pissing off the entire Insider panel. When asked if they ever consider taking the high road, the couple replied, "No." More » -
#overthehills
The Hills: Fake Is The New Real
The Hills is kinda like The Truman Show. We know that most of the drama is scripted, but the cast seems more convinced of their false reality than the audience does. Last night's episode was an example of this. More » -
#jennalovesoprah
Oprah Discovers Porn, Jenna Jameson
Today's episode was all about how women are not only viewing porn to get off, but viewing it as a viable career option. Guest Jenna Jameson discussed her experiences, regrets, and how she doesn't consider herself a blow job "professional." More » -
#dumphim
True Life: When Women Stay With Asshole Boyfriends
Last night's True Life: I Can't Leave My Boyfriend followed young women who are obviously involved with men who treat them horribly and have no respect for them. It's not exactly an uncommon situation, but it's certainly a frustrating one. More » -
#clips
Palin Nixed Poehler's Dirty "Drill Baby Drill"
Last night on Letterman, Seth Meyers said at least one part of Going Rogue is 100% true: Sarah Palin did reject a crude (and funny) "drill baby drill" joke that Amy Poehler wrote for her SNL rap. Clip at left. -
#eightisenough
Jon & Kate Plus 8: Jon Prefers 2 Phones Over 8 Kids
On last night's penultimate episode of JKP8, TLC aired never-before-seen footage of "stories…interrupted by the events of this summer," i.e., the Gosselins' breakup and Jon's breach of contract with TLC. Obviously, this footage doesn't paint him in a good light. More » -
#roguerules
Sarah Palin/Barbara Walters Interview, Part 1: "Bullcrap" With Lipstick
This morning, GMA aired part one of Barbara Walters' five-part interview with Sarah Palin. In it, Palin attacks McCain's campaign aides, talks about the "bullcrap" that's printed about her, and surprisingly, how she believes teens should use birth control. More » -
#clips
"Can You Handle It?" Beyoncé & Lady Gaga Indulge In No-Pants Trend, Gunplay
Gloves! Crotches! Bustiers! Wigs! Hot makeup! It's the "Video Phone" video, and it's here to rule your life. I like B in the hairpiece with the short bangs. [Rap Radar, True/Slant] -
#roguerules
Sarah Palin's 8 Contradictions, Complaints & Inconsistencies On Oprah
During her Oprah interview earlier today, Sarah Palin spoke out on several issues, including sexism (it exists/doesn't exist), and the importance of choice (women should have the right to make choices/women should not have the right to choose abortion). More » -
#catfancy
An Extended Look Inside The Lives Of "Crazy" Cat Ladies
In her documentary Cat Ladies, Christie Callan-Jones unravels the stories behind the cultural stereotype of single women "whose lives and self-worth have become intractably linked to cats." Last Friday, Callan-Jones appeared on 20/20 to discuss what makes cat ladies "crazy." More » -
#margeincharge
The Simpsons: Marge Poses Naked…Again
On last night's episode of The Simpsons, Marge and her fund-raising group the Charity Chicks decided to pose for a calendar. Their theme was "women in history," but after drinking several glasses of wine, Marge became a mom gone wild. More » -
#clips
Miss Teen South Carolina Learns About Makin' Babies
Former Miss Teen South Carolina Caitlin Upton - famous for her embarrassing "such as" ramble - recently appeared on Jimmy Kimmel, who sent her out into the world to learn from the master (Nadya Suleman, natch) where babies come from. More » -
#roguerules
Sarah Palin's 5-Part Interview With Barbara Walters
Barbara Walters sat down with Sarah Palin for a five-part interview to start airing on Tuesday, November 17 on GMA, World News, Nightline and 20/20. Sarah tells Babs that she had "no idea" her daughter Bristol was sexually active. More » -
#clips
Gabby Sidibe On Her 'N Sync Obsession: "I Know, I Know, I'm Totally Geeky!"
In a hilarious interview on last night's Tonight Show With Conan O'Brien, Gabby Sidibe recalled her hardcore teenage obsession with 'N Sync, admitting that she attended 23 concerts and that she knows all of their birthdays. Clip after the jump. More » -
#potpsychology
"Boxers Or Briefs?"
It's time for another installment of Pot Psychology, the biweekly "advice" column in which we attempt to solve everyone's problems with an herbal remedy. More » -
#clips
GMA Reports More Single Women Are Freezing Their Eggs
Today GMA visited fertility clinics where women can freeze their eggs. So far the procedure has only led to about 1,000 births worldwide, but reporter Kate Snow says, "for a lot of women, this is empowering." Clip at left. -
#clips
GMA Goes "Inside The Secret World Of Cat Ladies"
Today GMA previewed tonight's 20/20 on the documentary Cat Ladies. Elizabeth Vargas notes that one woman's "16 feline friends aren't making it easier for her to find a man," and claims, "99% of cat hoarders are women." Clip at left. More » -
#nomoneymoproblems
Real Housewives Of The O.C.: Most Of These Ladies Are Broke
Last night, we got a glimpse of what happens when people invest in appearances more than their future. The economy is really affecting the Housewives, forcing them into short sales and yard sales to make ends meet. More » -
#oy
Jon Gosselin Gives Levi Johnston Parenting Advice
Last night, famous single dads Jon Gosselin and Levi Johnston appeared on The Insider together, where they actually were asked to debate over which guy has the worse reputation. (Jon whined that he did.) More » -
#clips
This Antidepressant Needs No Prescription
My friend sent this to me and I sincerely believe it's an instant mood-booster. You will feel happy and energized! Or, perhaps, lazy. Another here. [YouTube] -
#viewaskew
Whoopi Goldberg: "Carrie Prejean Was A Little Bitchy"
Today, while discussing Carrie Prejean's LKL appearance, Elisabeth Hasselbeck defended Prejean's defensiveness by demanding that the other View panelists "be fair" to her. Whoopi—referring Prejean's View appearance Tuesday—said she personally found her to be "a little bitchy." More » -
#youwannabeontop
ANTM: Hula Hip-Hop?
Last night, after a rather embarrassing "teach" on "hula hip-hop," the finalists were informed that two girls would be eliminated at judging, meaning that we already know our two finalists, and there's only one more episode left in this cycle. More » -
#dramaqueen
Carrie Prejean Threatens To Leave Larry King Live Over Gay Phone Call
Last night, Carrie Prejean became hostile when Larry King asked about her Miss California Pageant settlement. He then took a call from a gay pageant fan, which prompted Prejean to remove her mic and mouth, "I'm walking off this."
