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#useyourdelusion
Intervention: When Pipe Dreams Are Worse Than Meth Pipes
On last night's episode, Rob-a 35-year-old meth-addicted alcoholic-never gave up his dream of becoming a rock star, even though he never really did anything to achieve it and, according to his family, he kinda sucks at music. More » -
#jerseyfresh
Alyssa Milano's Jersey Shore Evolution
Alyssa Milano—who has spoken out against MTV's Jersey Shore—has teamed up with Funny or Die to create her "evolution" into a "guidette." (But it actually looks a lot more like blackface.) Video below. [Funny or Die] More » -
#lookofmormon
Big Love Returns In A Big Way
Season 4 of Big Love returns on January 10, and in this trailer, we see that Margie's home shopping business has taken off, Nicki's daughter is still around, and Bill has decided to run for Senator! More » -
#specialdelivery
Kendra Has A Baby
Last night's two-hour Kendra showed the weeks leading up to the reality star's birth of her son Hank Baskett IV. Kendra seemed squeamish, unsure, and gassy in the last few days of her pregnancy, feelings the audience shared watching it. More » -
#clips
Meryl On Golden Globe Noms: "I'm Up Against That Bitch Meryl Streep"
Earlier today on Good Morning America, Meryl Streep talked about choosing between Steve Martin and Alec Baldwin in It's Complicated and another tough choice: Whether she'd rather win a Golden Globe for that film or Julie & Julia. -
#hardtimes
Kris Kardashian Gives Her Son A Boner
Last night's episode gave new meaning to "keeping up" with the Kardashians: 22-year-old Rob accidentally ingested organic male enhancement pills that his mother Kris intended to give to his stepfather. Rob's resulting (painful) erection landed him in the doctor's office. More » -
#jerseyfresh
8 Things Learned From Jersey Shore's Talk Show Appearances
Snooki, The Situation, and Pauly D made the PR rounds this week, appearing on The Tonight Show, The Jay Leno Show, Lopez Tonight, The Wendy Williams Show, and more. Find out what we learned about America's favorite guidos. More » -
#leftovers
Girl Prodigy Types 119-Words A Minute • Prosecution Allowed To Seek Death Penalty Against Casey Anthony
• Meet Mackenzie, a child prodigy who can type 119 worlds per minute (the average professional adult types 50-70 wpm). "It makes me feel powerful," she said. "I'd like to get to at least 200." • More » -
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#jerseyfresh
Jersey Shore: Beat Up The Beat, Not Snooki
On yesterday's episode, Snooki was on the receiving end of a now-infamous suckerpunch. It was shitty for many reasons, one of them being that it's more fun watching her have fun, because when she has fun, she does back flips! More » -
#husbandsandwives
Real Housewives: What's The Deal With The Controlling Husbands?
On last night's episode, Vicki planned a "girls' weekend" in Fort Lauderdale, but two of the husbands (and Slade) insisted on tagging along, because—bizarrely—they don't "spend time apart." It's easy to see why this upset Vicki. More » -
#clips
Robert Downey Jr. On Brawling, Babies, And Playboy Bunnies
Today on GMA, new co-anchor George Stephanopoulos awkwardly asked Robert Downey Jr. if he's ready to become a dad again. He replied, "Sure, why not?" but his wife, who was standing off-camera, gave the plan a "definitive no." -
#thinklikealady
Why Women Cheat: Steve Harvey Explains It All
Today on GMA, world-renowned relationship expert Steve Harvey explained how to prevent women from cheating: "If you're attentive to them, if you're a provider to them... most women will stay put." "Most women" were, unfortunately, unavailable for comment. -
#modelsink
Kim Kardashian: Sibling Underminer
Today on The Wendy Williams Show. Khloe Kardashian explained the special meaning behind her tattoos, one of which sweetly pays tribute to her late father. When Kim was asked if she had any tattoos, her response was way harsh, Tai. -
#viewaskew
Joy Behar Muses About The Demise Of Women's Magazines
You've gotta chuckle when she calls the people who run women's magazines "war criminals." But if she thinks women won't get "attacked" online, she's clearly never been to any gossip or fashion websites. -
#clips
Kelly Ripa's Torrid Affair With SJP's 7-Year-Old Son
Today on Regis and Kelly, Sarah Jessica Parker said James Wilkie's "in love" with Kelly because she has SJP's old hairdo. Mark Consuelos says creepily that it's like when his son "would follow the gardener outside and call him Dad." -
#truecolors
Mariah Carey Tells George Lopez What "Color" She Is
Last night on Lopez Tonight, Mariah answered the question that her Precious character Mrs. Weiss wouldn't reveal: Her "color". (Mariah fans already know her ethnic lineage verbatim, since she talks about it as much as she does butterflies.) -
#jerseyfresh
Jersey Shore Guidos Are "Cinema Italiano"
With all the controversy over Jersey Shore's enthusiastic use of the term "guido", we figured a montage set to "Cinema Italiano" from the new film Nine—in which Kate Hudson repeatedly shrieks "Guido, Guido, Guido!"—was only appropriate. More » -
#clips
Would You Rather Party With Paris Or Play Scrabble With Ellen & Portia?
Today Ellen DeGeneres compared New Year's Eve plans with Paris Hilton, who is deciding whether to party in Vegas, Cabo, or Australia. Ellen offers, "You could just hang with Portia and I. We're either going to play Boggle or Scrabble." -
#babieshavingbabies
MTV's Teen Mom More Illuminating, Depressing Than 16 And Pregnant
Teen Mom picks up where 16 and Pregnant left off: the series follows the same young women featured on the latter, demonstrating how the pain of childbirth is nothing compared to the difficultie of young motherhood. More » -
#fromthemouthsofbabes
Two-Year-Old Belts Out "Heal The World"
This little girl is really feeling MJ's message on this one. (Click image to view video.) [BuzzFeed] More » -
#jerseyfresh
Jersey Shore's The Situation Anoints Conan O'Brien With His Own Nickname
Last night, Jersey Shore's Snooki and The Situation made a fist-pumpin' worthy appearance on The Tonight Show, where they described "the lifestyle" of "guidos" and "guidettes," and Sitch gave Conan a nickname he thought up for him: The Solution. -
#clips
A Baby Story, Starring Sarah Jessica Parker
The one on the left looks like she's gonna be trouble. (Is she the Republican?) -
#wwjjd
Judge Judy Throws Verbal Punches On Texting In Public
Spoiler alert: Her Honor finds it incredibly rude when people text at the dinner table in restaurants, or in a dark movie theater. She's always right about everything. -
#clips
Anderson Cooper Is Addicted To Crack... Pie
While guest co-hosting Regis and Kelly this morning, Anderson Cooper revealed that he's hooked on eating something called "crack pie" while watching Battlestar Galactica. AC promised to bring pie for Kelly, but she's worried they'll both end up on Intervention. -
#bootandrally
Intervention: The Difference Between Binge Drinking And Alcoholism
Last night on Intervention, the show's subject, a college student named Jennifer, explained that college kids who get wasted aren't necessarily alcoholics. The 22-year-old then went on to reveal that she drinks her own vomit if there's booze in it. More » -
#soapscum
James Franco Brings Homoeroticism To General Hospital
Today on GH, James Franco pushed the envelope further—in a role that's supposedly performance art and may very well be part of a gigantic practical joke—by making all of his lines sound like double entendres for gay sex. More » -
#clips
TLC Bids A Final Farewell To "Mermaid Girl" Shiloh Pepin
Last night TLC aired Mermaid Girl: The Last Six Months, their last documentary about Shiloh Pepin, the adorable ten-year-old whose struggles with sirenomelia or "mermaid syndrome" the network followed in a series of specials, and who passed away in October. More » -
#violentfem
Kardashian Family Feud Gets Physical
On last night's Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Kim was still depressed to be the only sister who isn't married or having a baby, while the rest of the family openly expressed how they hate the father of Kourtney's kid. More » -
#sirencall
Drunk Woman Steals Ambulance, Admits She "Had A Pretty Good Time"
Mindy Jones, 28, is in an Oklahoma City jail after being arrested for stealing an ambulance and driving it while searching for an ex boyfriend. Jones actually spoke to the local news while still visibly wasted. [YouTube via KOKO5 News] -
#familybusiness
The Jacksons Reality Show Reveals Jermaine's Bitchiness
Last night's premiere of The Jacksons: A Family Dynasty was pretty boring, as any Jackson family entertainment excluding Michael and Janet (or for me, La Toya) goes. But it did shed light on how shameless, moody and attention-craving Jermaine is. More » -
#petsounds
Bo Reduces Michelle & Oprah To Baby Talk
Nothing forces a serious conversation to grind to a halt like a puppy. "He has tricks!" Additional stills below. More » -
#clips
Jake Gyllenhaal Learns How To Separate, Sesame Street Style
In a new clip that seems both adorable and terribly awkward, considering the recent rumors of his split from Reese Witherspoon, Jake Gyllenhaal stops by Sesame Street to explain the meaning of the word "separate." [JustJared] -
#clips
Sarah Palin Drops By The Tonight Show To Seek Revenge On William Shatner
Seeking "revenge" on William Shatner for his readings of Going Rogue on The Tonight Show With Conan O'Brien, Sarah Palin showed up on the program herself last night to read a few excerpts from Shatner's autobiography. Clip after the jump. More » -
#clips
Oprah's Holiday Giveaway Was Happy, Heartbreaking
Despite the demise of her Favorite Things show, today, Oprah surprised her audience with a giveaway of $500/person and a special gift of $25k to recently-widowed Sue Draper. First, there were tears. Then the screaming (yes we have stills) started. More » -
#clips
Gwen Ifill Explains Why Oval Office Rugs Need Changing
Gwen Ifill, Moderator and Managing Editor of Washington Week on PBS, said some innocent things about Oval Office decoration that Jon interpreted as Henry Kissinger leaving droppings (or other bodily fluids) on the floor. Clip after the jump. More » -
#clips
Kate Hudson, Dave Letterman Battle It Out Over Her Romance With Alex Rodriguez
The funniest part of Kate Hudson's appearance on Letterman last night was Dave's insistence on talking about Kate's relationship with NY Yankee Alex Rodriguez. He just wouldn't let Kate change the subject. (Also: Note Dave's mimicking of Kate's fake laugh.) More » -
#longgoodbyes
Jimmy Kimmel Hates GMA Now That Diane Sawyer's Been "Fired"
In the only break from two hours of teary-eyed tributes, late-night comedians bid Diane Sawyer funny farewells on her last day at Good Morning America. "I don't know why they fired you," said Jimmy Kimmel, "But I hate everyone there."
