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#readerroundups
2008: The Year Of The Commenter
2008 was a wacky year, filled with ups and downs and all sorts of changes. Yet one thing remained the same: our commenters consistently showed up every morning with something hilarious or thoughtful to say.
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#dirtbagafterdark
Baby New Year For Jennifer Garner?
- Very-pregnant Jennifer Garner and hubby Ben Affleck have been "spotted" entering Cedars-Sinai hospital: please let them dress the baby in a little top hat and "2009" banner! [TMZ]
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#publicserviceannouncements
Don't Perambulate If You Inebriate (A Cautionary Tale)
In a service-y post at Tara Parker-Pope's New York Times blog, she notes that New Years Day (the early part) is the most fatal day of the year for pedestrians, many of whom are drunk. -
#listmania
Awesome Stuff We Loved (Incidentally) In 2008
Screw "the best" and "the top." You know all about Obama and Vampire Weekend: this list is totally arbitrary and most of the stuff isn't even from 2008. But none the less awesome for that! -
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#virginmarty
Was The Virgin Mary Actually A Man?
Dr. Aarathi Prasad, author of a book about reproduction without men, muses on the possibility that Jesus was born to a virgin, but not a virgin with two X chromosomes. -
#theyearthatwas
Top 10 Of 2008: Carrie Bradshaw, Cute Animals, & Creeps
It's that time: The Jezebel Top 10 of 2008 list. Inside: Celebs, Photoshop, Obama, Real Housewives, dating, Sex and the City, fashion, breastfeeding, and animals. Sounds good to us! The full list, after the jump. -
#partytricks
How To Tie A Cherry Stem In A Knot With Your Tongue
Everyone needs a New Year's party trick. Long before mine was saying the most outrageous thing I could think of, it was tying cherry stems in a knot with my tongue. -
#rants
Modern Kids Ruin Penmanship For The Rest Of The Population
Fellow nerds who were super into calligraphy as kids: apparently no one's into handwriting anymore. I know: Next you're gonna tell us nerds aren't blending their own perfumes that all smell the same!
