Hey everybody! I've had a great idea! Let's cheer Britney up!

I mean, it's not her fault she married a scumbag, turned into a schlump, nearly killed her baby three times, waved goodbye to her career and incubated a second spawn of the devil. It's all the fault of that pesky media! Let's burn them!!!

Okay, maybe not.

Instead, why don't we make drawings and write poems and sculpt things in Playdough. And then we can send them to our beloved Britney. Except we don't know her address, so she probably won't get them, and even if she did get them she'd probably just pop some cheez whizz on them and eat them, but doing stuff like this is really important because it could change history.

Here's my artistic rendering of Britney to get us all started. I call it "Britney - finally at peace with her inner goddess and really happy with Kevin Federline who is a talented musician, and her baby is fine, so just leave her alone you bastard fucking bastards".

My therapist says it shows an innate understanding of form and color:

Oh yeah. One rule - nothing pornographic. So I don't want to be seeing any more impressionistic Britney split beavers, britneyloonyforever123. 'Mkay?

And coolbritneyfan1000! - this time we won't be accepting the words "Kevin Federline is a cunt" written 2,000 times on closely-ruled paper, in green ink. I've told you before, it's not a poem.

So come on people! Britney needs us! Even though she's really great and there's absolutely NOTHING WRONG in her life.

britneylover87
[Loving Britney since (my head injury in) 2003!]