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more about #beyonceknowles more comments → BetteD: I'd need someone to support any upward motion of my arm too, had it such a weighty rock attached to it. #beyonceknowles more » futuremouse: Unhand me at once, sir! As you can see another gentleman liked it and forthwith placed a ring upon it. more » Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC: Love the Stevie Wonder reference. The Stevie Wonder reference as attributed to Beyonce? Not so much. Mostly because I believe that even though I wa... more » CurtCole: She liked that outfit so much she puts some rings on it. #beyonce more » snarkordie: Dear Lil Kim, Thank you for making me feel better about my own, equally-droopy, left boob. Love, Snarkordie #mtveuropemusicawards more » la.donna.pietra: The best interpretation of "Sex Bomb," ever, in the history of the world. #mtveuropemusicawards more » SomeAuthorGirl: The Hoff looks like he stole that outfit off of a drunk and unconscious Wayne Newton impersonator. But, ya know, whatever works. B, Katy Perry, and ... more » gherkinfiend: Did anyone else read Doda's outfit as Dodai's outfit and wonder why our beloved editor was at the MTV Europe awards, particularly dressed as a comedy ... more » RiloKilo: I think Juliette Lewis is the shit. That is all. #mtveuropemusicawards more » sonjamikail: I didn't recognize Shakira with the blonde hair. What happened to her beautiful, wild, dark curls? Now she just looks like another clone from The Hi... more » -
#goodbadugly
Brace Yourselves For MTV Europe Music Awards
A lot of entertainers made the trek to Berlin - Beyonce, Shakira, Lil Kim, Juliette Lewis, Katy Perry and, obviously, the Hoff - because, apparently, you can wear the most ludicrous of getups and no one cares. More »
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#dirtbag
Rumors Swirl Over Maya Angelou's Health, Cameraman Files Police Report Against Sean Penn
- Late last night, TMZ published a report claiming that Maya Angelou had been taken to the hospital. However, a CNN news editor,Saeed Ahmed, posted on his Twitter page that Angelou's literary agent says the hospital rumors are false. [DetroitFreePress]
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#mothermayi
Mothers And Daughters And Weight, Oh My
Writes René L. Todd in Self, "I've always taken a certain comfort in having a mom who is not thin. Unlike my friend Kelly and her tiny-skinny mother...my mom and I were never in competition with each other." Until! More » -
#coverlies
Marie Claire: This June, Celebrate Halloween With A Photoshop Of Horrors
Beyoncé is featured in the June Marie Claire wearing the costumes Thierry Mugler designed for her superwoman-themed world tour. Think this disco-glam sheath on the cover is a bit much? Wait until you see what's inside.
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#snapjudgment
Sorry, Dude In Green, Don't Even Think About It
[Barcelona, May 20. Image via INFDaily.]
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#dirtbag
Tyra To Face Stalker In Court
- Tyra Banks will be in court this week; she's expected to testify in the trial of her alleged stalker, Brady Green.
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#dirtbag
"Lovelorn" Jen Aniston Throwing Herself At Gerard Butler?
- This report calls Jennifer Aniston "lovelorn" and "notoriously unlucky-in-love" but explains that she has "set her sights" on Gerard Butler, which is "cause for renewed optimism." What does all this really mean? It's simple:
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#maghag
How Offensive Is Beyoncé's Vogue Cover? Let Us Count The Ways
As previously mentioned, the April cover of Vogue features Beyoncé Knowles. Blogger Lisa from Sociological Images asserts that the cover "manages to be both sexist and racist." I agree.
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#maghag
Third Time's A Charm
For the second time this year, Vogue has put a woman of color on its cover. This month: Beyonce Knowles... for the magazine's always-annoying, attempt-at-inclusiveness "Shape Issue". [TheYBF] -
#snapjudgment
Beyonce, Buddies Do Their Best For Black Power
[New York, March 8. Image via Bauer-Griffin]
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#atlast
Happy Birthday, Etta James
While there has been much to do about Beyonce's excellent performance of "At Last" at the Inaugural Ball, today we thought we'd post the most recognized version, sung by Etta James, who turns 71 today. More » -
#clips
Beyonce Brings It At Obamas' Inaugural Ball First Dance
We'll make this brief: Beyonce brought it. Diddy checked his BlackBerry (you'll see him in the background). Michelle Obama wore Jason Wu. And everyone was brought to tears. At left. At last. -
#dirtbag
Amy Winehouse: "I Won't Let Blake Divorce Me"
- Amy Winehouse is going to have her fun and her husband too: "“While Blake is in jail I’m still gonna have a good time — he can’t do much about it," the singer says. [TheSun]
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#biteme
Veggie-Brained Diet Doctors Promote Veggie-Shaped Bodies
With research showing those of us with a little junkinthetrunk may be at less risk for diabetes and high blood pressure, the Daily News thinks we need to go back to feeling shitty about ourselves. More » -
#snapjudgment
The Fabulous Life Of Beyonce And Jay-Z
[St. Bart's, January 2. Image via Bauer-Griffin.]
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#inbrief
Now It's Just Getting Weird: People Want Malia And Sasha's Clothes
- People are desperate to buy Malia Obama's Biscotti Inc. frock; sadly, it's sold out. [WSJ]
- The same weirdos can probably still find Sasha's black Gerson & Gerson Inc. babydoll, however. [WSJ]
- Dsquared2's costumes for Usher's tour kinda make him look like Carlton Banks. [FashionWeekDaily]
- Playboy kicks off its fragrance collection. “We launched four fragrances because we wanted to capture the multiplicity of the Playboy guy.” The colognes are meant to be “emblematic of four American cities where the playboy lifestyle is played to its fullest.” That is: Hollywood; Las Vegas; Malibu, Calif., and Miami." Retirement communities, presumably. [WWD]
- Katy Perry, the newest fashion icon? Please, no. [VogueUK]
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#arethafranklin
R-E-S-P-E-C-T: Aretha Doesn't Have Any For "Beyonce Who?"
- The Queen of Soul apparently has little respect for Sasha Fierce. In a continuation of the Beyonce/Aretha disrespectathon, TMZ reporters asked Aretha if she thought Beyonce should apologize for not addressing Ms. Franklin as "The Queen of Soul." Aretha's response? "Beyonce Who?" [TMZ]
- Benji Madden has struck back against reports that he's cheating on Paris Hilton, telling People, "It's very frustrating when you finally find yourself in a good relationship and people attack it. I wear my feelings on my sleeve. I'm very open about how in love I am – Paris and I are very happy." [People]
- Is Lindsay Lohan's career really over this time? “She’s got no film work," says a source, "she’s not going to land TV jobs; I hear she’s tried to get on ‘Dancing With the Stars’ and can’t." [MSNBC]
- Jimmy Fallon's first wedding anniversary is coming up, and he happily reports that being married is "still exciting and fun." He then giggled and totally took everyone out of the scene. [People]
- As soon as they're old enough, Matt Damon plans to take his daughters on overseas charity missions with him. "The way you have to parent them is to show them the world. Explaining the world can only go so far.You can read about devastation every morning – it's on the front page of the newspaper – but when you actually go there and see it, you realize this isn't something you can turn the page on." [People]
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#beyonce
Photoshop Of Horrors
Hm, is it just us or does Beyonce look different in the newest ad for L'Oreal Feria haircolor? Something about that photo of her just pales in comparison to her actual flawless visage. Seriously though, Beyonce is so whitewashed in this photo that we had to check to see if this was an ad for skin coloring, not hair coloring, cream. Ugh, the full ad after the jump. [ONTD] More » -
#criticalmass
It's A Bird! It's A Plane! No, It's Anna Wintour's Dress
The Metropolitan Museum of Art's Costume Institute's annual gala: Oh, it happened all right. And though you now know who made it into the the Good, the Bad, and the Ugly category of "fashion's Oscars," we know you're just dying to know what the media themselves had to say about the yearly orgy of fashion and fame. (At the very last you're dying to know what hoity-toity critic-types had to say about Anna Wintour's Princess Amadala outfit, right? Right.) The best of the press' bon mots, after the jump. More » -
#signaturepsychoses
Cosmo Girl Beyonce Knowles: Detail-Oriented, Thoughtful, Possibly Power-Hungry
It's been a while since our last Signature Psychoses, and that's because Cosmopolitan, the magazine we've come to know and rely on for celebrity scribblings, suddenly wasn't serving them up anymore. What a difference a month makes! For its December issue, Cosmo is back with both a celebrity cover model - Beyonce Knowles — and an accompanying "Cosmo Quiz", in which the singer/actress answers cutesy questions by hand. (Interestingly, Beyonce is also appearing in a print ad for American Express that features a hand-written questionnaire.) Not surprisingly, (and as usual), the "Cosmo Quiz" isn't particularly illuminating, so we went back to handwriting expert Sheila Kurtz and asked her to do some stylnalysis on it, and the AmEx ad. What she found: The Dreamgirls star is imaginative, ambitious, self-reliant, but maybe not so quick on the draw. After the jump, images from both surveys and Sheila's analysis.
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#insertherealllooksame
Beyonce Losing Weight, Along With Most Of That "Beyonce Knowles" Je Ne Sais Quoi
In today's New York Post, Solange Knowles is misidentified as her older sister Beyonce. It's sorta like that time when Ashlee got that nose job and all the tabs started saying the Simpson sisters were "trading places," only with two main differences: More »
