Jezebel

"I've already seen this movie before, at a private screening." That's Sarah Jessica Parker's five-year-old son at the premiere of Bee Movie, according to Page Six Magazine gossip Faran Krentcil, whose damn-them-with-soft-fellatio style is starting to grow on us. SJP, according to the Sunday magazine, gave her son a look of death and then told the producers, "I'm sorry my son is such a snob" — proving, Faran explains, her "parenting prowess." Um, we're not sure what this whole story proves, but that's what you guys are for!