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    Barack Obama Lures The Elusive Slutty Anxious Female Demographic


    Hillary Clinton may have a serious edge over Barack Obama with female voters, but from the looks of this video that won't be for long! After the jump, Moe and Dash of Jezebel's pervy brother site Fleshbot discuss Obama's pull (heh heh) with the elusive SAF (stands for "Single Anxious Female") demographic... over the infectious grooves of such inspired lyrics as "You speak the truth unlike the right/ you can barack me tonight"...

    moemoe: dude
    moemoe: I think that girl could be representative of a new sort of psychographic
    moemoe: I mean, there were Soccer Moms, Nascar Dads, "security" moms (yeah barf), and now there are supposedly Single Anxious Females
    moemoe: It's new psychographic pollsters are targeting
    moemoe: I think they are anxious
    moemoe: because maybe the webcam business
    moemoe: isn't pulling in the same $$ it used to maybe
    moemoe: apparently it's the new soccer mom/nascar dad
    moemoe: "you're into border security/let's put this border between you and me"
    Dash: interesting, if true
    moemoe: she's worried about the foreigners taking her slut jobs!
    Dash: well, a lot ofl the best young starlets come from Hungary these days
    Dash: so they are right to be worried
    moemoe: right and all the models are from estonia and shit! also, paypal.
    moemoe: oh my god, speaking of, that site you always link to... Kindgirls?
    moemoe: all their names are like, i dunno, "venzenckia" and that shit
    Dash: yeah
    Dash: the old soviet bloc is very hot right now
    moemoe: Politically, who is the industry supporting right now?
    Dash: well, they generally lean left
    Dash: because the right, you know ... wants them all in prison
    Dash: but Savana Samson did endorse Rudy
    Dash: of course, she's ridiculously rich now and most people drift that way once they realize how much they're paying in taxes
    moemoe: so here is a question, straight outta Tom Friedman's The World Is Flat... how did Savana do it.
    moemoe: how did she make herself "untouchable"
    moemoe: with so many sluts out there,
    moemoe: what was her differentiating factor?
    moemoe: (i have a feeling it did not involve being actually, you know, untouchable)
    Dash: i'm not really sure what makes a pornstar into a PORNSTAR
    Dash: she had one advantage in the Howard Stern made her sorta famous before she ever starred in a movie
    Dash: but that was years ago, and she's on top. it's a different world now.
    Dash: you're right that you have to be the exact opposite of untouchable
    Dash: you have to put yourself any where you can
    Dash: endorse any product, appear at any trade show
    Dash: or just refuse to do anal
    Dash: that builds "mystery"
    moemoe: oh really?
    moemoe: good to know
    moemoe: i mean, from a professional standpoint.
    moemoe: hah
    Dash: eventually, you'll have to do it
    Dash: but that's when you cash in, big time
    Dash: i'm interested in the "single anxious females" though
    Dash: it sounds like a great title for a new series
    Dash: why ARE they so anxious?
    Dash: see, in the porn version, it's obviously because they're horny
    moemoe: HAHAHAHAHAHA
    moemoe: well you know why the vibrator was invented...

    Related: Porn Economy Just As Bad As The Regular One [Fleshbot]


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