Jezebel

Go Fug Yourself's Heather Cocks is calling out the awkward-looking cover photo of Sarah Michelle Gellar on the newest issue of Lucky by imagining Gellar's interior monologue as she posed for photographer Sheryl Nields: "Okay, shit, this position is really uncomfortable. I'm pulling the muscles in my neck and all the tension there is giving me a migraine, and now my sternum looks two feet longer than it should somehow." Funny, but we're not sure that Ms. Cocks isn't simply projecting her own body issues on poor Sarah Michelle: After all, she's a blogger, and if the 2 months we've spent chained to our desks are any indication, pinched nerves, stress headaches, carpal tunnel and yes, swollen feet are the inevitable 'perks' of the job. [Go Fug Yourself]