There is nothing holy about this video of two soulless guinea pigs eating innocent lettuce that had never hurt anyone in its life. The footage is raw, it's uncut and it's horrifying. Have you no shame, guinea pigs? Is there anything you will not viciously savage and then poop out as a pellet?

Please know that an actual shit-ton of lettuce was harmed during this video, and that this found recording is in no way safe for your eyes, your work or your sanity. I'm sorry to even be sharing it with you, but what can I do? Breaking the news that matters for you is my job.