From Zoolander to The Devil Wears Prada, pop culture has cast hardcore fashion people as sadistic, unapologetic, demanding monsters. While that’s not totally true overall, they can be awfully hard to please during the gifting season, if only because they have everything and are over it. If you can’t afford to buy out the V-Files Shop, here are under-$100 items to present the most extreme fashion witches in your lives, the ones who are a step away from dominatrices and may even share some characteristics with murderers. Anna Wintour probably wouldn’t go this far, but Miranda Priestly definitely would.
Christian Louboutin Nail Color ONLY in Rouge Louboutin
There is no reason for nail polish to cost $50, but Christian Louboutin’s name goes a long way—as does the stiletto-inspired design of the bottle, which can also double as a shank. Rouge Louboutin is the only way to go, because it is the color of both blood and the signature redbottoms of all Louboutin shoes (which is copyrighted, by the way). Accept nothing less. (Nordstrom, $50)