<![CDATA[Jezebel: Giants]]> http://cache.jezebel.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/jezebel.com.png <![CDATA[Jezebel: Giants]]> http://jezebel.com/tag/giants http://jezebel.com/tag/giants <![CDATA[Married Ladies Allegedly Want to Bang Eli Manning]]> Some of you may care about the outcome of the upcoming Super Bowl (unless, like many, you're already convinced of the grossness of both teams and are rooting for Legionnaire's disease). However, as always, cheating website Ashley Madison is asking the tough questions: who would married ladies rather do, Eli Manning or Tom Brady? Oddly, 54% of women picked the doofy Manning because of his supposed "boy next door" looks. Shutdown Corner theorizes that ladies might also feel threatened by sleeping with a man who's also been with Gisele Bundchen. Sadly, Ashley Madison did not calculate the percentage of women who would rather contract Legionnaire's disease than have sex with either quarterback; we suspect that number might be high. More »
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[Flushing, New York; August 16. Image via Getty]

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]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5338887&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Hamster-Powered Shredder Works At Snail's Pace • "Miss Football" Wants To Switch Teams]]> • Cute: a hamster-powered paper shredder that takes, uh, 45 minutes for a single hamster to shred one standard sheet of paper. • More »
]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5120137&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[A Skimpy Explanation]]> Sondra Fortunato, aka "Miss Football," got in trouble at the Giants Stadium last week when she showed up in a skimpy Santa Claus outfit. Fortunato figures that other women "got jealous and complained." [CBS News] More »
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